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So, today we are reacting to more homophobic TikToks.
I personally get great ple--
I personally get great pressure--
I personally get great pleasure from reacting to homophobic TikToks,
because, One, they're funny;
and Two, it [ ] off the homophobes, which is always a bonus.
I really don't see a downside.
Before I get into the video, obviously I just want to say that,
you know, you shouldn't go searching up these people's usernames
and harassing them...
That's not what this video is about.
That's not what the video is for.
I just thought, you know, it's a nice little safe space
where we can laugh at bigotry directed towards us.
It's kind of a coping mechanism,
but it's fine.
So, you guys actually sent in all these TikToks.
I didn't find any of these myself.
I did not want to go searching for homophobic TikToks
because my For You page is full of dogs.
And I don't want to change that.
I will just say that the majority of these TikToks
are TikToks of homophobic American christians.
The video obviously is not like, "oh, [ ] christians!"
Because, obviously, that's not the vibe.
That's not the vibe, but like, just a pre-warning:
A lot of the TikToks are from American christians!
And, you know what homophobic American christians get that I don't get?
Punished!
By Netflix.
I don't know if you knew or not, but 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'
is not available on Netflix in the USA and I would say that's quite the punishment.
So I'm gonna let all the non-homophobic Americans onto a little secret.
Okay, so if you're homophobic American, just...
Just, just, just look away. Just look away.
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So, shall we get to TikToking?
Then, let's get to these homophobic TikToks!
So here we have a lovely looking man in an Adidas cap.
What's he got to say?
- I'd like to share with you what I believe Jesus would say to somebody in the LGBTQ community.
Number one: He would say "I love you".
That's pretty gay.
Can't lie, that's pretty gay.
It's pretty gay, Jesus.
- Jesus loves you.
Secondly, he would say: "I died for you".
That's a bit much.
I think that's a bit intense.
I'm not a fan of intense.
- The third thing he would say is: That all mankind are sinners.
Jesus said we suck.
We all suck and are the worst.
I'm not seeing the homophobia in this TikTok yet.
Maybe there's homophobia to come, not seen any yet, but, you know...
- You, me, everybody.
We're all sinners before God.
God seems like he's pretty hard to impress.
I feel like if God was a person and you entered a relationship with him,
like a, you know, a romantic relationship with him,
there would be so many red flags!
Like I hear about people talking about having a relationship with God
and like, that's cool.
If you enjoy that, that's cool.
I like, I just personally seems a bit of a power imbalance.
- Not something from me.
I'm not better than any of you.
True.
- All of our sins make us equally condemned.
I just feel like, if all of our sins make us equally condemned,
then what is the motivation to do better?
Noah Finnce destroys religion!
I'm joking.
I know it's a thing of like, all sins are equal...
And that's fine.
I just feel like some sins are worse.
Personally, I would say:
Brutally murdering someone probably worse than being gay.
Like, another like, a little kiss from a man?
I'd say that's-- I'd say killing someone is worse.
- We need to realize that we're all condemned before God.
"We need to realize that we all suck".
We're literally-- We are, we are all the worst!
- Asking Jesus to forgive us, believing that he died and rose again
to pay for our sins.
"DM if you want to know more about what Jesus did for you".
Okay, well so, somebody sent me this, because they said it was homophobic.
I feel like a lot of religious people, when asked about LGBT stuff,
instead of being like, "yeah, like, this is a sin",
or being like, "no, this isn't a sin";
they kind of just like, avoid the question.
Which is kind of a red flag!
Like, if I was a religious little gay boy and I asked a christian that I respected,
and I was like, "hey, does God think I'm gonna go to hell?"
I don't think I would appreciate just being told that like,
God loves me and that we all suck.
That wouldn't-- That wouldn't be comforting to me.
LGBTQ plus is a sin, here is why the bible says so:
This lady really went through her Bible and just highlighted all the homophobic passages.
"We know that the law is not meant for a righteous person,
"but for the lawless and rebellious, for the ungodly and sinful,
"for those unholy and irreverent,
"for those who kill their fathers and mothers, for murderers,
"for the sexually immoral and homosexuals,
"for slave traders--"
Okay.
Jesus, that is intense!
See, I... Oh, my God!
Oh, wait.
I like homosexuals.
Is this a passage about "things that are bad"
and gays are next to slave traders?
That's way too much!
That's way-- That's way too much to unpack.
I'll just let this lady get on with her day go on.
What's next?
"No sexually immoral people".
Idolat-- I, i, idol--
"Idolaters". People that idolize idols.
"Adulterers, or males who have sex with males".
Okay, so God said "lesbian rights".
"I'm not trying to be mean.
"I'm trying to speak the truth and help you all to be saved by Jesus Christ".
Okay, so like, say you're a christian and you really think that somebody
is gonna, you know, go to hell because they're gay.
How do you think that just showing them homophobic passages is gonna help?
Do you think it's gonna stop them being gay?
Because it doesn't.
Conversion therapy doesn't work.
And conversion therapy is like, 10 steps more extreme than
these little Bible verses passages.
This is just so weird!
It's like... I'm not trying to be mean, but like:
"Gay people are as bad as murderers and slave traders".
It's like, no offense to gay people, but you suck!
"Guys, my parents are making me sleep outside until I stop liking girls".
Again!
I know that people think being gay is a choice.
I know people think that, but there is no evidence towards that
and overwhelming evidence against that.
So I just like-- I just like, I don't understand
why people like, throw hissy fits.
They're like, "oh, do this until you're not gay".
"Oh, yeah, we'll make you sleep in the rain, until you're not gay!"
That's not how it works.
It's not only stupid, but it also doesn't make sense.
And, obviously, it's cruel and abusive and [ ] up.
But also like, what are the parents expecting?
Are they expecting their kid to just like, walk outside, go to sleep,
wake up the next morning and be like, "thank you for that, parents.
"Now I am straight!"
Like, what are they expecting?
It's this like, impossible standard that your gay kid is never gonna be?
Because they're gay or bi?
Stop liking girls?
I don't know!
Some variation of "gay".
A cool breeze will cure your homosexuality, child!
Like, it's really nice that the kid is able to, you know,
deal with this traumatic experience through humor;
but I just can't believe that there are so many people in the world that would be like,
"yes, that's a good punishment for a gay child".
Like, not to be an activist or anything, but like, homophobia is bad.
I hope this kid is okay.
I hope your parents managed to not suck!
"LGBTQ waiting for me to support them be like".
So, I understand
making content to piss people off.
Like, I've made fun of horse girls several times before.
- So, you think riding is easy? - Yeah, you just sit on the horse.
And then,
when the horse moves,
you continue sitting.
The horse does the work, really.
This kind of thing...
Like, if the goal is to just upset a bunch of LGBTQ people?
Congratulations!
But I just think, it's a bit sad, isn't it?
It's a bit pathetic.
Like, I'm struggling to understand, specifically, why?
Like, there's one thing of like being a bigot
and, you know, keeping quiet about it and like, not letting it affect other people,
which, if you're a bigot--
I would prefer that that was your technique,
but this just sucks!
This just seems silly!
Do you support gay people?
- My sister is gay, but I'm only homophobic when she's mean to me.
God!
"I'm only homophobic to my sister when she's mean to me".
That is...
I find it cute.
That's really adorable.
No, it's not. I know it's not.
Being homophobic in any situation, unless it's with friends, in a safe setting--
I'm joking. No, I'm not.
You know, if I want to call my friend a [ ] and they're fine with that,
we will have-- We will have a [ ] fight.
But, obviously, you should not be homophobic to somebody
just because they're mean to you.
In the same way that like, you shouldn't misgender a trans person
on purpose,
just because you don't like them.
I've seen that a lot!
With people that are quite "left".
Like, with "lefties".
I've seen that they've, you know, resigned their respect for someone's pronouns,
just because they don't like an opinion they have.
That sucks.
If you want to be mean to somebody, be mean to them,
but you know like, homophobia, transphobia, racism, bigotry...
If you're in an argument, you know, you want to have a fight,
you want to have a little, you know...
Say that they're like ugly or doing your mum joke.
Don't hate crime them.
"The LGBT community when I say Jesus set me free from being transgender".
What? So, okay.
So, a lot to unpack.
Have I still got my little transgender shackles on?
Like, is there a point where I'm gonna be, you know, released from this?
I don't think so, personally!
You know-- Oh, God.
I have zero issues with people detransitioning.
If that is what's right for them, then hell yeah! Do it.
But, you know, when you involve religion and you phrase it like that,
it kind of gets a bit scary to me.
It's a bit alarming that you think Jesus set you free from being transgender.
I just feel like, you know...
A very personal decision like that to do with your identity,
I feel like that should be your choice and not Jesus's choice.
And, usually, because I've talked to a lot of people that, you know,
think that Jesus saved them from being gay or being transgender.
The majority of the time, it kind of just feels like,
you are surrounded by homophobes or transphobes who use their religion against you
because of your homosexual or transgender status.
You should reach the conclusion that detransitioning is for you,
because it feels right for you, not because it feels right for your family,
or for Jesus, you know.,
It's about your identity!
It's your life!
But let's watch the TikTok anyway.
Let's get on to it.
That really scares me, so next!
"No straight girl is complete without her..."
If this says "gay best friend",
I was gonna say I was gonna commit a hate crime,
but what would it be for?
Homophobia?
That's not a hate crime, that's retaliation.
I'm very confused.
I don't know what was going on in the mirror.
I don't know why she was fighting herself.
Maybe she was trying to drown her demons.
Maybe she was trying to beat up her demons.
Yeah, I have a lot of issues with the term "gay best friend".
I don't have time to get into them now.
Treating gay men as accessories, you know, I'm not a fan of.
But, again, I don't know these two people.
I don't know their relationship.
I don't know--
I'm sure he's absolutely comfortable with that term if his friend is using it,
so I'm not gonna say anything about that.
But I don't like the term.
Is it homophobic?
No.
I don't think.
Maybe?
I don't think so, in the terms of their relationship.
Next TikTok!
I don't have time for this!
"Listen, I don't support LGBTQ+, but I'll respect them".
I feel like not supporting somebody because of an immutable characteristic.
I wouldn't say that that's respect.
I really don't like this whole idea of like, "oh, I don't agree with your lifestyle.
Actually, I know you'll burn in hell, but like, I'll respect you".
Like, that's not respect.
Just say you don't respect us.
Like, you don't need to be like:
"Oh, I hate you, guys, but I respect you".
Like, you don't need to say that.
I know you think it makes you look good, but to anybody with a brain,
it's very obvious what you're trying to say.
- Right after pride month too.
If you're not from the UK:
In the UK, for some reason-- I know the reason I just forget it.
We call cigarettes, "fags".
So this TikTok is showing a "No fag" sign.
That does seem homophobic.
Right after pride month too.
That's funny.
I'm gonna end this video on a fun TikTok.
- This is my impression of Eminem after he found out his child is non-binary.
And he's trying his best to support them.
That's an awfully HOT, gender POT
[ ] being Eminem, I am EmiTHEM, THEMineminem.
"Themineminem". But yeah!
That's the end of the video.
Homophobia is bad, don't be a homophobe.
If you witness a homophobe,
in the wild
tell them stop.
Stream my new song "Kicking Trash".
It's out now, it's very fun and cool and my favorite song ever!
But yeah!
Have a good day, or don't.
See you later losers!
Goodbye!
Punch!