♪ (upbeat video game music) ♪
- (FBE) So since everyone seemed to have such a good time
in the first episode... - Are we doing a part 2?
- (FBE) We thought we'd have you come back and finish
the rest of Rick and Morty VR. - Oh, freaking yes, man!
- Thank God, 'cause I've been thinking about it nonstop.
- I remember the first thing they made me do
was virtual reality laundry, and I was terrible at that.
- I was cloned as Morty, I died, and then I came back,
'cause Rick needed me to do some more chores.
I'm just excited to see what crazy situation they put me in.
- I'm a Morty clone,
so I'm assuming he's gonna kill me in the end, honestly.
- (FBE) Previously on Rick and Morty VR.
- (Rick) I need you to take this laundry
and put it in the washing machine. - Okay.
(deep whirring)
(hiss) Whoa!
Oh my god, you can clone stuff?
- I'm on top of a sat--
Aww. I'm stealing a fuse from a satellite?
- (Rick) I'm gonna need you to plug the seed
into that seed-shaped hole in the... - "Seed."
♪ (light ditty) ♪
- Oh, my favorite garage. I'm back.
Am I doing laundry again?
- Oh my gosh, hold on. I remember how to teleport.
It was, uh, this button?
(gasps) Yes.
- Okay. Plug in the seed.
- (automated voice) Mega seed artificial intelligence
microprocessor activated.
- (Rick) All right, good.
We're gonna need some help upgrading this car.
- Okay. - (Morty) How is the clone supposed
to know how to fix the car, you know?
- All right. Well, wait. What did he need me to do?
Oh yeah, wait. - (Mr. Poopybutthole) Ooh-wee!
Looking at the engine should give you all the clues you need.
- Engine repair kit.
Oh. I'm guessing I'll have to go online.
- All right, so we're buying it.
(hiss)
Ha-ha.
- Pick that up.
Okay. We just put-- actually, let's go over there.
A little workstation.
- "Contains engine repair manual, link-parts."
Okay.
- Let's place this guy up here. Let's just clear this space.
- Okay, okay.
Argh! This just looks like nonsense to me. No.
- (deep sigh) You know, all of a sudden,
I don't even want to fix the engine. Like, this is just too much.
- "Requires two valid link-parts for function."
But any links?
Should we try?
(crackle) - (automated voice) That's an upgrade?
Ha. Ha, ha. Ha.
- Well, she's laughing at me. So I feel like that's sarcasm.
(crackle) - (automated voice) Incorrect combination.
Please try a little harder.
(crackle)
- (automated voice) What do you call that [bleep]ery?
- (giggles) I don't know.
- "Engine link manual.
Engine link must contain two parts with valid serial codes."
- "Together at least two. No more than five.
No more than one blue band
and at least one link-part with no duplicate collars."
- (mumbling)
(success chime) - (gasps)
Oh my god! Finally!
(success chime)
- (automated voice) Graviton regulation interconnect secured.
- Yo, I did that first try.
Somebody give me an award right now.
- How about this? What's this?
Oh. A battery.
Okay. We changed the batteries last time.
- Okay, let's go charge this guy up.
- Let's get small.
(lever creaks)
(warble)
(panel whirring)
Wait. Wait. There's more than last time.
- Oh, not this shit again.
(panel whirring)
Oh, God. All right.
Gotta get ready here.
Just act like I was cracking my knuckles.
- All right, here we go.
Round two. This one's a little tougher.
- (Morty) I'll figure something out.
I-- I figured out that you're an asshole.
- (Rick) All right, Morty. - Aah!
- (Rick) Just quit bitching
and just help me fix the car. - Oh!
(lights beeping, melodic chiming)
- This is so fast. I hate this.
(melodic chiming)
(beeping) - (giggles)
It drives you a little crazy.
- Boom. Boom.
Oh shit. No. No.
Woo! Whew! That one was hard.
Boom.
- (automated voice) Fully charged... - Woo!
- (automated voice) ...cell connected. - Yeah.
- (Summer) I hope that came from a conflict-free microverse.
- Oh, relax, Summer. It's not that serious.
- Oh, okay. So we need some type of water.
I'm gonna assume alcohol.
- Let's get some of this.
Maybe that works?
- (automated voice) Please do not pour that liquid in me.
That tank is for nitro only.
- All right. Did not work.
- Nitro? Dark matter tank.
Got any dark matter, Rick?
- What's up here? (grunts)
(amused) "Is VR just a gimmick?"
This is kind of funny. VR, "Tech n' Stuff."
- I guess I can't just buy dark matter from the internets.
- Oh.
"Danger: explosive material."
- Nitro.
(warbling) Oh-ho. Nitro.
(explosion)
What the hell?
(explosion)
- Oh my god! What did I just do?
(warbling)
(explosion) - Oh, it blows up when I move it.
So maybe I have to do something to it before it gets in here?
(device warbling)
- Okay.
(explosion) Okay.
So it's if I move too much.
- In the case of me not being able to grab something.
(whir)
Mr. Meeseeks, go! - (Mr. Youseeks) Mr. Youseeks.
- Okay. So what happens if I grab this?
But I can't give it to him, can I?
- (Youseeks) Got it! - Oh, he got--
(explosion) Oh, no, you didn't.
- (whispering) Okay.
Thank you.
- (Youseeks) Thank you!
(warble)
(device warbling)
- Oh-ho, you-- you guys see that?
That's some skill right there.
(liquid pouring) - Am I like the best or not, guys?
(success chime)
(whir)
- (shudders)
Aah!
Precious dark matter.
(sighs in relief)
- (Rick) Let's get rollin'. We got shit to do.
- This is such a thankless job.
- All right, I have nothing to do here, Rick.
Just say what you want. - (Rick) Hey, Clone Morty,
you useless piece of garbage. - (chuckles) Thanks.
- (Rick) You must've done a real shit job
when you tried to upgrade the car.
- Oh. - (Rick) We broke down,
and we need your help to get us out of this mess.
- Okay. - (Rick) Open up the portal wall
to the new location so we can bring you here.
- Okay.
- Satellite... new location.
Take me there.
- Portal wall open. (whirring)
(poof)
Oh. Oh, wow.
- (gasps) This is so awesome.
(gasps in awe) I love this place.
- (Rick) We came here to get a special kind of egg.
It's the one on that rock over there.
So why don't you figure out how to get it and bring it over here
while I fix the mess you made in my car? - What rock?
- Can I touch it? Can I--
Oh my gosh. That thing flying up there,
the shadow scared the living hell out of me.
- (high-pitched hum)
Oh. What do you do?
(squelch) Oh.
Oh, this is the egg.
- What the hell?
(squelch) Oh. All right.
- (Rick) ...the egg to the car.
(whirring)
- Aah.
I've seen Spider-Man.
I don't really like octopus arms with claws on them.
- (automated voice) Are you trying to catch the egg?
Give it to me. - Oh, this hatches?
Aw. I was hoping it would break.
Okay, here we go.
- Here you go, claw.
Happy Easter.
- (Rick) I disabled any alarms or any detective measures
that might've detected us coming here.
- Are you guys seeing that? (alarms sounding)
- (Morty) What are we gonna do, Rick?
- Oh. - (Morty) I'm too young for space prison!
- Whoa.
- (amplified voice) Hey, put the egg back immediately.
This is a Galactic Federation controlled sanctuary.
- I'm not even technically real. I'm just a clone.
- (Rick) Clone Morty, step back.
I'm gonna suit you up for combat.
I'm not dealing with these dumb... - Yes.
- (Rick) Place your hands over the glowing bits.
- (automated voice) Access denied. - Whoa!
- (Rick) Place your hands over the glow-- ah.
- (automated voice) Access denied.
- Oh my god. He gave me weapon arms.
- (alien) Sons of bitches. Don't let them escape.
- Get some!
- (squeals) - (Rick) ...you can shoot.
It's a real shooting type... - I love this!
- (Rick) ...really spend all that money on VR
to stand around and not shoot the bugs?
- Okay, but you act like I'm not shooting them,
so what's the problem?
- (automated voice) Try aiming more accurately.
- Okay. You actually want me to aim? Okay.
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Oh God. Reload.
- (Rick) There's no time for us to save you,
so just keep covering us. - Wait? What?
- Ooh. - (Rick) There's no time for us
to save you, so just keep covering us.
- Oh, no time to save me, but I'm covering your ass. Okay.
(explosions)
(silence)
- (Rick) I have no problem with you continuing
to vaporize the government heads,
but I have no way of getting you back here. So, um...
- (scoffs) You just left me.
- (Rick) There's only one way out, Clone Morty.
That goes for all of us.
- (Morty) Wow, Rick. That sounds really honorable.
Do you have any patriotic music... - As usual.
Rick and Morty screwing me over.
- (Rick) Yeah, just trying to--
- Whoa!
(telephone ringing) - (soothing voice) Hello and welcome...
- Damn it, I'm back in purgatory.
- Aw, come on. Rick.
- Don't you guys just love this music in purgatory?
(ringing continues)
- Hello?
- (man) Hi. Hello, I'm the devil's secretary's
summer intern's intern, and... - Yeah, we met before.
♪ (smooth jazz music) ♪
- All right. Let's bring this baby back to life.
- I never die. I always come back.
- (Rick) Welcome back, Clone Morty. - Thank you.
- (Rick) The egg we acquired is on the desk.
So go ahead and pick it up
and find somewhere warm to incubate it. - Got it, incubate.
- (Rick) I'm sure you can figure something out.
- Nice and warm.
Huh.
- I mean, the dryer can be warm, right?
(chuckling) I don't think I should be putting
an egg in the dryer.
- Maybe the dryer? Is that an option?
What if we turn on the dryer? Will it turn into scrambled eggs?
- Okay. Let's put you in the dryer.
And we want it hot.
- (giggling) Oh God. I have no idea.
Aah! (creature babbles)
- Oh. Okay.
Oh, and it's stuck to me. (chuckles)
- Oh my god, it worked.
I can't believe that worked.
Oh, whoa.
What is it doing?
(creature chirrups)
It's so cute. What is it?
- Oh, hey. Why are you on my face?
You're kinda cute.
(creature speaks gibberish)
Please don't turn into some monster alien.
- Thanks for watching us play Rick and Morty VR
on the React channel.
- Thumbs up for more VR gaming.
- Comment below what you think will happen next.
- Goodbye, guys! Thank you!
- Hey, guys. Derek here, one of the React channel producers.
Look, I'd love to stay and chat.
But I don't want to miss the next episode.
So we'll see you there, all right? See you, bye.
♪ (upbeat video game music) ♪