(screaming voice)
(classical music)
- My name is Taylor.
And I'm a full time student.
- My name is Sam, I'm a full time student.
- [Interviewer] What are we doing today?
- I'm here to watch someone give birth.
- For the first time.
For me.
- [Interviewer] Why haven't you seen something like this?
- I guess they just didn't show in school.
- I kind of avoid it altogether.
I'm kind of squeamish.
- I don't know, I just have no interest.
I'm gay and I haven't really had much experience
with vagina's, so...
- I don't know, it's probably gonna be gross,
but really cool, 'cause I'm a woman, so
gotta know how that goes.
- Since this is my first time,
I don't know what to expect but I have a good idea.
- [Interviewer] What's in front of you?
- A laptop.
- I think it's a slow motion camera.
- [Interviewer] We're going to show you a clip
of someone giving birth.
And we're going to film your face at 1,000 frames
per second.
Are you ready to watch?
- No, but yeah, let's do it.
- I think so.
- [Interviewer] Okay, close your eyes.
I'll do a countdown and you can open your eyes and see it
for the first time.
- [Taylor] If she shits, I'm gonna be upset.
(laughter)
- [Interviewer] Three, two, one, open your eyes.
(classical music)
- Oh, she's following.
(screaming)
- Ew.
- Oh.
(classical music)
(mumbles)
- Wow.
- [Interviewer] You okay?
You're not traumatized?
- Ah, no but it definitely was an experience so...
- [Interviewer] Hold on, I'm going to pull up
another one.
Alright, close your eyes.
You close your eyes.
- [Taylor] He's fast, just slipped out of there.
- [Interviewer] This one's a little different.
This is a little bit more of a complicated labor.
Sorry about this.
This one's a little more graphic.
Alright, three, two, one, go!
(classical music)
(screaming)
(classical music)
- Get it out.
Get it...
(classical music)
(screaming)
- No way.
(clapping)
- That was, incredible.
- [Interviewer] Did it come out?
- Oh yeah, it came out.
- She should get, like, breakfast in bed
everyday, for the rest of her life,
for doing that.
- [Interviewer] What'd you think?
- Ah, I'm like a loss for words right now.
- It's overwhelming.
It kind of just messes you up on the inside.
- I've never done so many kegels in my life.
- Definitely not what I expected.
- [Interviewer] Isn't it beautiful?
- No.
- It looks really gross having a kid.
- It's not of the beautiful parts of the whole
experience.
It's just the cherry on top of the shit sundae
of carrying a baby around.
- [Interviewer] Are you gonna have a kid anytime soon?
- Not anytime soon, no.
- No.
I'm in love right now and I have baby fever,
and I don't anymore.
My boyfriend will thank you.
Thank you for this experience.
That was, that was intense.
I might dream about that.
(musical chime)