- Oh, help me. Dear fates.
Wha--
- This is like Challenge Chalice!
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) We're gonna put you through a Try Not to Smile
or Laugh Challenge. - Whoo.
I've never done it with another person.
- Yeah, why are there two of us?
- (FBE) But there's no videos this time.
- Oh. What are we laughing at?
- At each other.
- (FBE) Instead of videos, you're gonna be going through
three separate challenges and have to make it
through each and every one without smiling or laughing.
If you break at any point, you will be back for the next round,
but we are gonna keep track of how many times you lose.
- I need to practice now at not smiling.
- No, I'm such a happy person.
- I will get through one out of three at least.
- No chance at all. - It's over.
- Yeah, I love to laugh. - Might as well leave now.
- I swear to God if you start tickling me, I'm leaving.
I'm leaving. Stop.
- (FBE) For your first challenge, you are gonna have to try
not to break while getting poked and prodded
in the face with an assortment of objects.
- No, crap.
- I'm more worried I'll get grossed out
by what's touching my face. If I'm grossed out by it,
I could stand a chance.
- (FBE) Here comes the first object.
- Oh my God. - No.
Terrifying, horrible.
- All them guided meditations are paying off.
- Hey, you're laughing. Heck.
- I made myself laugh.
- I'm trying to be sad and somber so I don't smile.
- Get away from my nose. Quit.
- You gotta be kidding me.
- Not fair, it tickles.
- This is... - Nerve wracking.
Disgusting. It's a feather duster.
It's dusty and gross. - It's also people's fetishes.
- This is their roundabout way of telling you
"Boy, you dusty." Oh [bleep].
[Bleep], no!
- It so got stuck in my lipstick.
- Ha!
- No! - Lipstick gets them every time.
- I'm feeling pressure to maintain here.
- I don't like that at all though, but it's scary.
- (groans) It's like having a gross,
disgusting muppet or something in my nose.
- That's how you get them. Right there in the nose.
- I'm very serious right now. Can't you tell?
- (FBE) All right, good. You made it through one object.
- Oh, there's more? Are you kidding me?
- What you got? - Ew.
- (screams)
- As a mother, I have smelled much worse.
- Oh God, I hear you on that.
- Oh no, no, no, no. I don't want that.
(screams)
- Okay. I have teenage boys.
You can't scare me with a sock.
Oh God, it really does smell bad though.
- That sounds very real.
- Oh my God, it smells so delicious.
- Ew, gross.
- Yeah, that's a little disgusting.
- (FBE) Uh. - Yeah, I guess I did.
- Brando. - This is like Challenge Chalice!
- (FBE) All right, so we got one more for you.
- I'm not disgusted by wieners. - That's what she said.
- Ooh, it just touched me with it.
- Oh, help me. Dear fates.
Wha-- (breathing)
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- A hot dog in the face. - I've had larger things
of this nature in my face. - Thank you for sharing.
That was good, Alex.
- No. - Just bite it.
- It's jiggling. - I will [bleep] eat you!
Just [bleep] hit me with it, Jay. I know you wanna [bleep] hit--
whoa. - He's smiling!
Let's go!
- My daughter's gonna love that one.
- Yeah. I screen what I forward to them.
- (FBE) All right, you made it through the first challenge.
You ready for the next? - Oh my God.
That was just one challenge?
- You touched my earlobe with your wiener.
[Bleep] - I can't wait to gif that so hard.
- You touched my earlobe with your wiener.
- (FBE) All right, so you're each getting a sheet of paper
with a series of jokes on the other side.
All these jokes that you're gonna be reading
were sent in by our fans on Instagram.
- Really? - Ooh, I love jokes.
- (FBE) This game starts as soon as you guys flip over those sheets.
- Ready? - You first.
- (FBE) We start with Mark. - Okay.
A blind man walks into a bar and a chair and a table.
- That's a good one. - Right?
- A blind man walks into a bar, a chair, and a table.
And then he probably falls-- - No, I get it, I get it.
- A blind man walks into a bar, and a chair, and a table.
Guess my delivery wasn't great.
- That was more clever than comedic to me.
- Mad. - That was a good one.
- Why is a spicy pepper so nosy? - Why?
- 'Cause it gets jalapeno business. - They're nosy, those ones.
- Yeah.
- Why is a spicy pepper so nosy? - You know, I've been thinking
about that a lot. - Now listen, it's because
it gets jalapeno business. You understand what I'm saying?
Jalapeno business. Jalapeno.
- Why is a spicy pepper so nosy? - Why?
- Because it gets jalapeno business. - Whack.
- That was clever.
- Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your genes. Nope.
Not doing it, nope.
- Did you know that diarrhea was hereditary?
- No. - It runs in your genes.
- No. - Look at me!
It runs in your genes! 'Cause it's wet and gets everywhere.
- Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your genes. - Ew.
- I know, that is kinda gross.
He didn't laugh!
- Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
- I've heard. - It runs in your genes.
- I've heard.
- Jordan, if vegans are in a fight, would you still call it beef?
- That's a little disrespectful. Yeah, I'd call it beef.
Good point, though. - Thank you.
- Good point. - I appreciate it.
You having a problem? - Uh uh.
- Whoo!
- If vegans are in a fight, would you still call it beef?
- That's cute.
- (FBE) You guys did it. You made it through
all those jokes. - All right.
- Yes.
- I like the vegans one. - I almost got tripped up
by diarrhea, but I mean, who doesn't?
- (FBE) So, for your last challenge, you're each getting a cup
of twenty clothespins. - Okay.
- And you have to try to pin as many of them
as you can to your opponent's face.
- Why?
- Okay. - Okay.
- All right.
- I feel like Lil Yachty.
- Ow, ow, ow. - I'm sorry.
- Ow.
- You're a unicorn. - Oh, look at that.
- Aw, so pretty.
- Ugh, this is weird. Is that gonna hurt?
I'm so sorry. - It's okay.
It hurts a little.
- Do I look fashionable? - Trendy.
Coachella ready.
- I heard you liked piercings. - (snorting)
I can't smell anything.
- Should be drunk. Doing this sober--
doing this drunk would be way funnier.
- Where is your face? - I don't know.
Jesus Christ.
- Almost a little acupuncturey. I don't hate it.
- It is.
- Now I'm sticking the two lips together.
- Shut me right up. - Then it's my show.
It's my episode!
- You suck! Clothespins rule.
Brandon loses.
- This is like amateur porn, really. You know someone's
jacking off to that.
- For artistic purposes. - We need symmetry,
we need symmetry. - Ta da.
- I like it. - Wow.
- (FBE) You guys wear it well.
All right, so you guys lost a few times.
- No regrets. - I feel like I failed,
but I also feel like I was adequately punished,
so it evens out.
- Let's keep doing these, 'cause these are fun.
- I wanna do it again. I wanna beat everybody.
- Ary's hardcore, man.
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