Hey Randy, I was thinking that this guy he might be like, on RK oval.
I mean, the dude doesn't have a neck.
He's a good human bulldozer,
imagine how many burritos he eats and
what kind of burrito, Brutal.
But got me thinking of that time we went out for burgers, and
you told me I was like your best friend.
>> Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, okay?
Listen, we all know that Otis Is a powerhouse and
after last week on Monday night
[MUSIC]
My God, [INAUDIBLE] to tell you themselves
[MUSIC].
Welcome the Alpha Academy, Monday night raw [CROSSTALK].
Valedictorian Jan Gable and [INAUDIBLE]
[MUSIC]
>> Randy, how did a nitwit like you get so far ahead of the curve?
[LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] I love to see it.
And I love to see that everybody else is about to
learn the same three lesson I taught you last week.
And the same thing I've known all along and that there is no more dangerous man.
No greater threat in all of WWE than my protege,
my prize pupil, my number one guy, Otis.
I taught him everything he knows [APPLAUSE].
Look at that face.
Now,, it is true, I recently achieved my master's degree.
>> He's a master.
>> And I did it with an immaculate 4.0 GPA [APPLAUSE].
>> [LAUGH] that's what we were doing in education now.
>> We are genious now [LAUGH]?
That's cute actually,
that makes a lot of sense because I am a little bit advanced for a town like this.
But [APPLAUSE] Sheesh, okay,
maybe even the mindless morons of
Detroit can comprehend the fact [APPLAUSE]
That Randy Orton is no match for Otis.
>> No way, it's next.
>> And Randy, when Otis gets done with you tonight and
sends you limping into day one regardless of the outcome, my friend.
It won't be long before those championships
are around the wastes of alpha Academy.
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow your roll Gable.
I mean, you seem like a pretty smart guy,
but I consider myself a man of higher education [APPLAUSE].
And what does Alpha Academy even mean bro?
What's the curriculum, about Otis doesn't even know.
But you know what I do know, I know I've got a bunch of knowledge up here.
I love to show Randy right here tonight,
when I take you on one on one right here and right now, bro.
>> [APPLAUSE] Wow >> Hey, hey, hey, hey, and
don't worry Randy, I got this.
>> Riddle, Riddle.
>> Look pretty easy last week.
>> You are what I like to call an ignoramus okay.
You really wanna challenge an elite athlete,
an Olympian just days before your big match?
What's wrong with you?
Actually, you wanna give the academy a chance to take out both members of RK raw
tonight?
You want a free lesson from Master Gable right here in Detroit?
[APPLAUSE] I accept.
>> Well, Gable, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself bro.
Hey Randy, the way after we win both our matches,
I got a special gift that I know you're gonna love.
But hey Gable, get that big beautiful
brain into this ring so I can introduce
it to the three most dangerous letters
of all sports entertainment, RK-Bro.