What kind of video would you like to see me make,
now that I'm all alone?
Um I think you were on to something,
With the "Pokémon Bullshit".
So if you can just kind of keep doing that.
I mean truly I think you're half of a whole here.
Jon was right.
I had to make another Pokémon sketch.
Pokémon was the only reason people cared about me
in the first place, and now that I'm all alone,
my only choice
is to make my Pokémon comeback.
This is my one shot.
And I'm not going to mess it up.
[Pokémon Theme]
Wow, I can't wait to see
which wild Pokémon I catch today!
A wild Pokémon!
Wow!
This Pokémon looks like a pile of trash!
Pokémons are so creative these days!
*Trubbish: literally me.*
Awesome....
Alright Pikachu,
I choose you!
[sobbing]
Anthony.
Can we finish filming?
I've been waiting for a while....
Go Away!
Anthony you jus-
I can't shoot it anymore!
We gotta finish the Pikachu scene!
[Anthony yelling]
Put on the Pikachu costume and just come out
like you said you were gonna do an hour and a half ago.
[Anthony yelling/ sobbing]
I can't!
They f**ked up the order!
They f**king sent me the wrong thing!
I can't shoot this anymore!
NO, I can't.
Look!
This is a f**king bikini!
F**king sent me the wrong thing!
[Anthony crying more]
I'll shoot it if you promise not to laugh.
DON'T LAUGH.
Alright Pikachu,
I choose you!
PIkac-
I can't. I can't. I can't.
I can't. Dude- No I can't.
Use Agility!
Dude! It's hanging out!
It's hanging out
Use Tackle!
I'm next to a school! If some calls the cops- I CAN'T DO THIS.
Come on man.
Get em'. Kick Trubbish.
There! You happy?
Ha! Take that!
You happy? Dude I can't.
Dude I'm gonna go to jail- I'm gonna be a sex offender!
What the hell?? Anthony-
Sit in the back.
Why?
I don't want you up here.
[Anthony crying]
Don't look at me!
[Anthony slams steering wheel]
I'm not gonna release this video
I'm not gonna release this-
We can't release this!
I dont have to pay you for today right?
Oh my God!
I'm not gonna release this video why would I pay you for the day?
Someone could have called the cops. I could have went to prison
F**king Jon Cozart.
[sobbing]
Why you still recording this?
[sobbing and sad piano music]
Maybe Pokémon wasn't my best idea.
Don't look at me.
I'll be back Monday with my next attempt
at being a Youtuber in 2017.
I'll see you there.