Hello candidates
Welcome to the 2020 Parenting Qualification exam
This is a simple exam
Candidates will be granted a parent's certificate if you pass the exam.
You may proceed to having a baby upon passing the exam.
It's as simple as that.
You need a certificate to have a baby?
so speechless
Dude, this is just your first exam
This is my fifth time taking the exam
I even enrolled myself to a exam preparation class
It costs more than IELTS. Such a rip off.
Is it really that hard?
Exam Starts
Who will take care of the baby
of course the grandparents
we (parents) are too busy working
we will take care of the baby ourselves if we got time
Everyone does that
Score: 0
Why you give me a 0. Are you expecting us to quit our jobs and stop making money?
We simply don't have time to take care of a baby.
Ridiculous
How about you( another candidate)?
I've been asked this question before. Piece of cake.
Here is my thought on this question
I am a freelancer. I have time to take care of the baby.
Me and my wife can both take care of the baby on weekends.
Score: 10
If kids from your relatives want to visit you
and play with your kid's toy.
what would you do?
Guests are guests. I will be polite
Doesn't it seem petty if we don't let them play some toys
Just playing with some toys. It won't hurt.
Score: 0
Hey. Why?
If we don't share toys, our relatives gonna talk.
whisper: what does he know
what's your opinion on this?
In my opinion, toys belong to my kid.
I will get my kid's permission first before letting other kids play with his/her toys
score: 10
The exam preparation class really paid off
Which university you wish your kid to attend in the future
University?
I have low expectations. At least some 985 or 211 universities
Otherwise, I don't even have the guts to answer questions on Zhihu
People who post answers at least have a kid attend UCLA
If my kid got into some random college, I would have to cancel my zhihu account
Score：0
Oh god, this is a trick question
It doesn't matter what I think.
My kid's opinion matters the most. I will repsect his/her choices.
score:10
If all the kids in your kid's class attended extracurricular classes,
will you sign your kid up as well?
let's get real here
If all other kids signed up expect mine,
we are alienating ourself
I want my kid to fit in.
Score: 5
I will only sign up for my kid if he/she is interested.
I wouldn't sign up because other kids are signed up
I will also let my kid understand, extracurricular classes are only for hobbies, not vanity
I think he will understand
Score: 10
If you have to relocate for your job for a while
How you gonna take care of your baby?
Relocating? If it's temporary like within a year,
I think family and relatives can help.
This way, it won't hurt the kid's grades
If I am relocating for a long time, I will definitely take my kid with me
Score: 6
Upbringing is critical for kids
I will take my kid with me no matter how inconvenient it's gonna be for his/her study
Being around parents is better for a kid's emotional development.
This is more important than studying
Score:10
If you are going to have a second child,
how are you going to dealing with the relationship between 2 children?
That's easy
I think younger kids should come first
Because younger kids are not as smart or strong compare to older kids
Older siblings should share more.
Score: 0
I think that I will spend more time with the second child, because he/she is younger.
But I will use my actions and words to show my first born that I love them equally
and I will treat them equally when it comes down to principles
Score:10
If your kids are invited to a sleepover by their teachers or relatives
what would you do?
I am fine with it as long as the teachers or relatives are trustworthy
Otherwise, I wouldn't let my kids go.
Score: 6
I wouldn't allow my kids to sleepover at anyone's house
Because child sexual assault happens quite frequently
I wouldn't let my kids take any risk
Score: 10
What kind of career you wish your kids to pursue in the future?
That's easy
be a civil servant (work for the government), a teacher or a doctor.
It's gonna be a comfortable life for the kid
Score: 0
I will let my kid choose his/her own profession
as long as they can face their own choices and be responsible
Score: 10
If your marriage fell apart in the future and you absolutely hate each other's guts,
how you are going to deal with your kids
I will pretend everything is fine for the sake of the child
What if you guys fight everyday and smash things around
Anything is better than getting a divorce
Divorce has a very bad influence on kids
I don't want my kids to grow up in this kind of family
Score: 5
I will get divorced
I know this is unfair to the child
but growing up seeing his/her parents fight everyday is even more unfair to the kid
even the divorce will hurt the kid's pride
but I will make sure to give my kid more love and care
Score: 8
Score: 100
Score: 98