>> I JUST PUT THE BAND.
PRESIDENT BIDEN YOU CAN IT UP
WITH JIMMY KIMMEL.
THE WHOLE THING WAS A THERAPY
SESSION FOR THE PRESIDENT.
HIS POLL NUMBERS ARE HITTING NEW
LOWS.
DROPPING TO 33%.
AMERICANS HOPING TO HEAR SOME
SENSIBLE SOLUTIONS ON ON THE MOS
URGENT ISSUES LIKE INFLATION
GETTING MOSTLY RAMBLING ANSWER
FROM THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF.
LISTEN.
>> President Biden: INFLATION
IS THE BANE OF OUR EXISTENCE.
INFLATION IS MOSTLY IN FOOD AND
IN GASOLINE.
HERE’S THE DEAL.
YOU KNOW?
MY DAD USED TO SAY, EVERY FAMILY
IS A LITTLE BIT OF A GROOMSMAN.
IF YOU LOOK AT ALL THE COST THAT
A FAMILY HAS ON A MONTHLY BASIS,
BUT ALSO INCLUDES HEALTHCARE,
PRESCRIPTION DRUGS, CHILDCARE,
ALL OF THOSE THINGS, WHEN I’M
PROPOSING TO -- AND I THINK WE
CAN GET IT DONE.
I’M PROPOSING THAT WE IN FACT
REDUCE THE COST OF THOSE THINGS.
>> GREG, THEY CAN’T GET IT DONE.
>> IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN MY
LIFETIME AND THAT IS -- BECAUSE
WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
DISSOLUTION FOR INFLATION IF
EXPLAINING WHAT INFLATION IS.
HERE’S THE THING ABOUT INFLATION
INFLATION.
FOOD PRICES GO UP.
WHAT WE ARE GOING TO TRY TO DO
AND I THINK THIS IS GOING TO
WORK.
YOU CAN GET THE PRICES TO GO
DOWN.
UNLESS IT IS GAS.
THAT WAS PART ABOUT THIS THING
IS THAT HIS PRESIDENCY IS RIPE
FOR OF MOCKERY AND RIDICULE AND
EVEN GENTLE HUMOR.
HUNTER BIDEN ALONE.
YOU COULD GO ON FOREVER.
BUT KIMMEL HAS ADVOCATED HIS
ROLE OF A COMEDIAN.
HE IS A POLITICAL HACK WHICH I’M
GRATEFUL FOR BECAUSE THEN I GET
TO TURN TO MYSELF.
I’M NOT A COMEDIAN.
I JUST FILL THE GAP.
THAT IS WHY I’M BEATING HIM
EVERY NIGHT BECAUSE HE BASICALLY
SPOONFED HIM LIKE HE WAS A
DEMENTIA PATIENT AT A REST HOME.
>> HE DID.
OH, I DID NOT MEAN THAT.
I’M SORRY.
>> Greg: DON’T WORRY.
THEY WILL CALL YOU AN
INSURRECTIONIST.
>> IT WAS NOT THAT FUNNY.
USUALLY THE PRESIDENTS COME ON.
YOU HAVE SEEN PRESIDENTS GO ON.
>> THAT IS THE HUMOR.
>> ALL PRESIDENTS HAVE DONE IT.
THIS DID NOT HAPPEN LAST NIGHT.
>> BECAUSE THE GUY IS HUMORLESS.
THE WHOLE IDEA OF INFLATION IS
THE BANE OF HIS EXISTENCE.
HE IS MAKING SURE THAT WHEN
ENERGY IS THE BANE OF OUR
EXISTENCE.
RIGHT?
THAT IS THE WHOLE CONCLUSION.
YOU KNOW WHAT HE IS FOCUSED ON
RIGHT NOW?
HE IS FOCUSED ON MAKING GREEN
THE SOLAR PANEL.
WHICH KIND OF REMINDS ME OF WHAT
HAPPENED DURING THE OBAMA
ADMINISTRATION.
DO YOU REMEMBER HALF A MILLION
DOLLARS?
THE PLACE WAS BANKRUPT AND THEY
WERE STILL GIVING THEM MONEY AND
HE SAID THAT WE WILL PUT THE
TAXPAYERS AT THE END OF THAT
LINE AND GET ALL OUR FRIENDS SO
THAT WE CAN GET INTO OFFICE.
NOW YOU HAVE BIDON.
HE IS ON SOLAR PANELS AGAIN.
JUST MAKING MONEY AND
PREMATURELY GETTING INVOLVED IN
WE KNOW ENERGY.
>> DIDN’T THEY DO A FEW TOP TENS
TENS?
WAS IT LENO?
>> HE WOULD DO THEM ONCE IN A
WHILE.
THE THING ABOUT THIS, BIDEN HAS
NOT DONE AN INTERVIEW IN 118
DAYS.
IT WAS FOUND OUT THAT HE DID AN
OFF THE RECORD VISIT TO THE AIR
FORCE ONE PRESS THE COMPLAINT
ABOUT HIS COVERAGE.
BUT HE WON’T TALK TO THEM.
THE WHOLE REASON THAT YOU HAVE
THE CLIP OF INFLATION BEING THE
PAIN OF OUR EXISTENCE IS NOT
BECAUSE KIMMEL BROUGHT IT UP BUT
HE DID NOT EVEN ASK HIM.
IT IS THE NUMBER ONE ISSUE IN
AMERICA AND IT IS NOT A GOOD
IDEA TO HAVE NOTHING ON YOUR
PLAN IN ORDER TO GET SOMETHING
ACROSS THE FINISH LINE.
ONE OF THE REASONS YOU GO ON A
LATE-NIGHT SHOW IS THAT IS YOUR
FINAL PUSH.
YOU PUT YOUR SHOULDER BEHIND IT.
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN PRESSED
OBAMA WENT ON?
PRESIDENT OBAMA WENT ON?
THAT IS WHEN THEY WERE ON THE
CUSP OF PASSING OBAMA CARE.
YOU DON’T DO THAT AS YOUR ONLY
INTERVIEW.
>> LIKE ZACH GALIFIANAKIS.
WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE THE FIRST
AND LAST BLACK PRESIDENT?
FOR ALTHOUGH, WAS IT ARSENIO
HALL?
THAT WAS A VIABLE MOMENT.
>> FOR.
THIS FOOTNOTE COULD WAIT TO TALK
ABOUT INFLATION.
HE HAS TO DO MORE OF THESE
INTERVIEWS.
HE STARTS READING AND LOSES HIS
PLACE.
BUT WHEN HE IS THERE,
PERSONABLE, HE IS MUCH MORE
AGREEABLE AND I THINK PEOPLE
LISTEN MORE.
BUT THE THING IS HE HAS TO GET
THAT MESSAGE ACROSS.
THE ECONOMY IS NOT THAT BAD.
I UNDERSTAND INFLATION.
BUT THE EMPLOYMENT IS 3.6%
UNEMPLOYMENT.
HISTORIC LOW UNEMPLOYMENT.
HE HAS TO SELL THE GOOD STUFF
AND MAKE AMERICA FEEL GOOD ABOUT
HIM.
>> YOU CAN’T DO THAT WHEN YOU
HAVE RECORD HIGH INFLATION GAS
PRICES.
>> Geraldo: I THINK 3.6%
UNEMPLOYMENT IS HISTORICALLY
LOW.
HE SHOULD GET SOME CREDIT FOR
THAT.
>> LIKE THAT AAA REPORT OF
PEOPLE RUNNING OUT OF GAS ON THE
HIGHWAY.
>> HE IS BRINGING HITCHHIKING
BACK.
>> GOOD FOR ME.
>> COMING UP, AS THE GIANT