IN 1886 NARS ALL IS ONE OF THE.
>> BRILLIANT GOAL, FROM THEEO.
>> 13 TIME LEAGUE CHAMPION, 12 CUPS, TWO LEAGUE CUPS AND 19
STRAIGHT YEARS IN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WITH SOME OF THE WORLD'S
TOP TEAMS.
>> ARSENAL ARE A GOOD CLUB BUT IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO BECOME A
GREAT CLUB.
AND WHO BETTER TO SHOW THEM THE WAY THAN SOME GUY ON A TALK
SHOW.
>> ON YOU GO.
>> I THINK IT WAS OUR SCUT EL.
HE SAID INSPIRATION IS A BIG DEAL.
>> GOOD EVENING.
WELCOME.
TO THIS, THE ARSENAL ELITE COACHINGÑi SESSION.
WOMANCOT.
-- WOLCOTT.
CHAMBER LANE.
A REAL NAME.
>> APPARENTLY SO.
>> ACTUALLY YOUR NAME.
>> SOUNDS LIKE A CHEESE.
>>-- SECONDED BOAT IN HERE ACTUALLY BELONGS TO DAVID
SCHWIMMER.
FROM "FRIENDS" SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO TAKE PLAYERS OUT OF
THEIR COMFORT ZONE.
AND THEY'VE GOT TO START TO FEEL AS ONE OF THE TEAM.
THE WIPER OS THE BUS GO SWISH SWISH SWISH, SWISH SWISH, SWISH.
>> I BA, BLACK SHEEP WAS WHEN I
REALLY SAW A CHANGE IN EVERY SINGLE PLAYER.
>> BA BA BLACK SHEEP.
>> HAVE YOU ANY WOOL.
>> RIGHT, I'M GOING TO NEED MORE.
>> THEY THINK I'M JUST SINGING A SONG.
IT'S NOT, I'M TAKING THEM BACK TO A TIME WHEN THEY REALLY,
TRULY ENJOYED FOOTBALL.
>> ONE FOR THE MASTER, ONE FOR THE DAME.
>> HOW MANY FOR THE LITTLE GIRL.
>> ONE FOR THE LITTLE GIRL WHO LIVES DOWN THE LANE.
>> EXCELLENT.
>> WHEN WE COME HERE, THIS IS THE FIRST BANK, ACTUALLY THE
BANK WHERE DAVID SCHWIMMER FIRST OPENED AN ACCOUNT.Ñi
REGGIE, MAYBE YOU WOULD LIKE TO LEAD US IN A SONG NOW.
>> Reggie: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
♪.
>> WE'RE GOING TO WIN.
♪ WE'RE GOING TO DO SOME STUFF.
♪ WE'RE GOING DO SOME STUFF.
♪ AND IF WE DON'T WIN.
♪ WE'LL DESTROY EVERYBODY.
♪ WITH OUR MINDS AND OUR HEARTS.
>> IN OUR MINDS AND OUR HEARTS.
♪ WE ARE ARSENAL.
♪ WE ARE AN ARSENAL.
♪ WE'RE AN ARRRR.
♪.
>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.
>> James: THE RETAIL SPACE, ONE OF 9 MOST FAMOUS BUILDINGS
IN ALL OF LOS ANGELES.
ACTUALLY BUILT BY DAVID SCHWIMMER'S DAD.
YOU KNOW, THAT THING THERE IS NO I IN TEAM, I SAY NO, THERE
ISN'T.
BUT THERE IS ME.
COME ON JACKA ROONEY.
HERE WE GO.
>> IF YOU PUT ME ON THE TEAM, YOU'LL GET RESULTS.
>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
WELCOME TO THE TRAINING SESSION.
WE'LL START AND WE'LL JUST WARM UP.
WE'LL JUST WARM UP.
SO JUST OPEN THE GATES.
OPEN THE GATES, YES.
GRAB THE PINEAPPLES.
GRAB THE PINEAPPLE.
NOW LET'S JUST LOOSEN UP THE HIPS.
THE OTHER WAY.
AND THEN JUST A LIGHT TWERK.
JUST TWERK, TWERK IT.
IS IT WORTH IT.
LET ME WORK IT.
I PUT MY DOWN FLIP IT AND REVERSE IT, YEAH?
YOU KNOW WHAT IS AMAZING.
I'M WORKING WITH THESE PLAYERS.
THESE PLAYERS ARE PAID HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS EVERY
WEEK.
AND THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER AND THINKING I'VE NEVER
BEEN HAPPY THAN-- HAPPIER THAN THIS MOMENT.
>> THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT.
>> I MEAN ULTIMATELY, THIS IS ALL, FOR ME, QUITE BASIC STUFF.
LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT.
GOOD FINISH.
>> FOR A LOT OF THESE LADS, THEY'VE NEVER REALLY DONE
TRAINING EXERCISES LIKE THIS BEFORE.
>> I HAVE SEEN THAT SHOW WHERE HE TALKS TO PEOPLE.
I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT GIVES HIM THE RIGHT TO TRY AND TALK TO US
ABOUT FOOTBALL.
>> OH!
MADE HIM LOOK A FOOL.
>> I THINK HE LOOKS MORE-- THAN HE IS A FOOTBALL COACH.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
GOOD EFFORT.
FOOTBALL IS ABOUT COMMUNICATION.
RIGHT?
IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT YOU.
IT'S ABOUT THE BALL.
DAVID, WHAT'S THE BALL SAYING TO YOU RIGHT NOW?
>> SHUT YOUR EYES.
REALLY HEAR THE BALL.
CAN I HEAR IT SAYING, DAVID DOESN'T LIKE ME.
HE'S SCARED OF ME.
KEEP ME CLOSE.
PROTECT ME, LOVE ME.
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE HIM A KISS.
THAT'S IT.
WHY CAN'T YOU CHASE ME?
GO, CHASE HIM, GO, CHASE HIM, CHASE HIM, CHASE HIM.
NOW PICK HIM UP AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH HIM, THEEO.
MAYBE LIE DOWN AND HAVE A CUDDLE WITH HIM AWAY FROM THE GROUP.
OVER HERE, LIE DOWN.
JUST HAVE A LITTLE CUDDLE WITH HIM.
GET TO KNOW HIM.
SPOON INTO HIM.
THERE YOU GO.
LET'S EVERYONE JUST WATCH.
REGGIE HAS BEEN OBSERVING YOU.
AND HE WILL TAKE SOME OF YOU OFF FOR A LITTLE SESSION,ñr OKAY?
ENGLAND, THAT'S CORRECT, YES.
>> DO YOU HAVE RUNNING WATER IN ENGLAND?
>> YES.
>> IF YOU WERE ATTACKED BY THREE PENGUINS, WOULD YOU THINK IT
WOULD BE FUN OR HORRIFYING?
>> HORRIFYING.
>> DO YOU RIDE HORSES IN A SUIT OFñr ARMOUR?
>> NO.
>> I LOOK LIKE A MAN IN A BUSH WITH A FACE TATTOOED ON HIS
CHEST.
>> EXACTLY CORRECT.
>> OKAY.
DO YOU KNOW MY FRIEND JOHN WHO LIVES RIGHT OUTSIDE OF KROIDON?
>> WHAT?
>> FOOTBALL IS ABOUT RESULTS, ABOUT THE FANS AND I WANTED THEM
TO GIVE THE FANS SOMETHING THAT THEY COULD TRULY BELIEVE IN AND
BE PART OF.
WE'RE GOING TO TALK NOW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT CELEBRATIONS.
OKAY?
THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE CALLED THE FRYING PAN.
DO SO YOU LIE DOWN HERE, AND BEND THIS WAY.
AND YOU LIE DOWN HERE, AROUND IN A KICKER EL-- CIRCLE, OKAY.
PERFECT, SO HECTOR, YOU ARE THE SAUSAGE.
YOU JUMPÑi INTO THE PAN AND YOU GUYS GO WITH YOUR LEGS AND ARMS.
THIS IS A HOT PAN.
HECTOR, HE'S FOUND SOME SPACE.
OH, HE SCORES.
HE SCORES.
OH MY GOD, THE PLACE HAS GONE WILD AND OH YES.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> DID I SPRING A BIT OF SHOWBIZ
ON THE OCCASION, ABSOLUTELY.
>> THE BALL COMES IN, HE SCORES!
HE SCORES!
AND HERE HE COMES, WITH THE LAWN MOWER.
IT'S LOOK AT THE WAY HE CUT THE GRASS.
(APPLAUSE) >> THERE IS A REASON THEY CALL
YOU THE BEST TOP SECRET IN FOOTBALL.
IT'S NOT SECRET ANY MORE.
WE JUST FILMED IT.
>> WHAT I SEE TODAY IS A COMMITTED GROUP OF PLAYERS WHO
REALLY GO BACK AND KICK OFF THIS SEASON IN STYLE.
AM I WRONG?
>> TERRIBLE.
IT WAS THE WORST PLACE I EVER WORKED WITH.
HE BASICALLY HASN'T GOT A CLUE.
>> WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO.
>> WE'RE GOING TO WIN.
>> WE'RE GOING TO WIN THE LEAGUE.
>> I THINK HE SHOULD SPEAK-- ALL RIGHT.
GREAT SESSION, GUYS.
GREAT SESSION.
>> I THINK I'M NEVER GOING TO GET THIS HOUR BACK IN MY LIFE.
TOTALLY WASTED.
>> WELL PLAYED.
WELL PLAYED.
PROUD OF EVERYONE HERE.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.
LET'S GO BACK AND GET IN THE BATH.