>>> VINCENT, THERE YOU ARE. WHAT ARE WE CELEBRATING TONIGHT.
>> YOU HAVEN'T HEARD? I GOT MARRIED THIS PAST WEEKEND.
>> YOU DID WHAT? >> I MET AND MARRIED A WONDERFUL
WOMAN. SHE OPENED UP A WHOLE NEW WORLD
TO ME. >> VINCENT, HERE.
POCKET SQUARE. OH MY GOD.
LOOK AT YOU LAWYERS JUST SERVING ALLEY McBEAL REALNESS.
I'M GAGGING. >> GAGGING?
>> COME ON, GREG. SHE'S GAGGING.
SHE IS GAY FAMOUS. SHE KNOWS ALL THE LINGO.
>> WHERE DID YOU TWO MEET? >> MYKONOS.
>> GREECE. >> NO, THE OTHER ONE.
YES, FOOL, GREECE. >> ALL RIGHT.
SO CANDICE, WHAT DO YOU DO? >> APPEARANCES.
>> YEAH. SHE DOES THE WHOLE GAY CIRCUIT.
SHE'S BIG WITH THE TWINKS, DADDIES, AND EVEN THE TECHNO
SLUTS. THE GAY WORLD ISN'T JUST ONE
THING. IT IS A COMPLEX TAPESTRY OF
CULTURES. YOU KNOW, LIKE SOUTH AMERICA.
I'VE LEARNED SO MUCH FROM HER. >> YEAH, YEAH.
I'M BASICALLY THE KITTY AMBASSADOR TO THE TWINK REPUBLIC
OF QUAUNK. >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> DAWN, ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?
SHE SAYS SHE IS THE KITTY AMBASSADOR TO THE TWINK REPUBLIC
OF QUAUNK. >> SO -- SO DOES THAT MEAN --
ARE YOU A SINGER? >> SINGER?
SHE'S AN ENTERTAINER. LIKE LATER TONIGHT SHE IS
CO-HOSTING POWER BOTTOM AT YES TWINK.
>> YEAH, YEAH. YOU GUYS CAN COME, BUT YOU HAVE
TO BRING THREE FRIENDS AND THEY HAVE TO BE EITHER BUS CUTE OR
RUDE. TWO OUT OF THREE.
OH, I GOT TO GO. XAVIER IS ALMOST SET UP
>> SET UP? >> YEAH, SHE'S GONNA PERFORM FOR
US. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING, HOW
OLD DO YOU THINK SHE IS? >> YOUR NEW WIFE CANDICE?
>> YEAH, YEAH, SHE WON'T TELL ME.
HERE'S SHE'S EITHER 18 OR 55. EITHER WAY, SHE'S' TIMELESS A.F.
>> YOU ARE HAPPY, THEN WE ARE HAPPY FOR YOU.
CHEERS. >> CHEERS.
>> HEY QUEERS,R YOU BITCHES READY TO MAKE NASTY.
>> HELLO, CALLED A RESPONSE. ANSWER HER.
>> YES, YES, WE'RE HERE. >> I SAID, WHERE ARE ME QUEENS.
>> ANSWER HER. >> I SAID, WHO IS QUEER IN THE
HOUSE. >> SURE, I'LL BE, I GUESS.
>> SEE. ♪ BOYS IN HIGH HEELS
GETTING HIGHER AND HIGHER QUEENS GETTING FLAT
AS THEIR DRAG TIME EXPIRES ♪ ♪ ATTENTION, EMBRACES
HE'S JUST AS CRAZY I ONLY WORK
FOR THE MONEY ♪ ♪ OH, OH, SAY IT
OH, OH, SAY IT ♪ ♪♪♪
>> SO WHAT IS THIS SONG ABOUT? >> WHAT IS IT ABOUT?
ARE YOU LISTENING? IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE
CLUB AND THE A LIST QUEENS AND TWINKS ARE UP FRONT WITH THE
MOLLY CROWD. AND IN THE BACK HALF, YOU'RE
TROLLS AND THE LOWEST OF QUEENS. JUST HATERS LOOKING FOR
PROBLEMS. BUT SHE DOESN'T DO IT FOR THE
APPROVAL, NO. NO.
NO. SHE DOES IT FOR THE MONEY AND
THE JEVENCHI. >> OKAY.
WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW? >> OH, I LOVE THIS PART.
NOW SHE'S SIMULATING SEX WITH ALL HER GAY DANCERS.
IT'S FUN. >> I BOUGHT FIVE TICKETS TO THE
TRAIN. ♪♪♪
>> DID SHE JUST COUNT TO FIVE IN MANDARIN?
>> TO FOUR, SHE DOESN'T KNOW FIVE.
>> WHY DOES SHE HAVE FIVE TICKETS FOR THE TRAIN THEN.
>> BECAUSE THE SQUAD HAS FOUR QUEENS, PLUS HER MAKES FIVE.
YOU KNOW WHAT -- YOU KNOW WHAT GET OUT.
JUST GET OUT. I WANT YOU OFF THE PROPERTY NOW.
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. YOU ARE FIRED.
GET OUT. >> EVERYTHING OKAY?
YOU GOT SO MAD. >> YEAH.
I'M SORRY. I TOOK MY PREP ON AN EMPTY
STOMACH. >> BABY, WE NEED TO GET GOING.
WE NEED TO GET TO MY GIG. >> OH, LOOK AT THE TIME.
WE GOTTA GO NOW IF WE WANT TO BE AT POWER BOTTOMS FOR HER.
YOU KNOW, 3:30 A.M. PERFORMANCE. >> OKAY.
BUT WE DO HAVE A MEETING AT 6:00 A.M.
>> YEAH, WE GOT THAT 6:00 A.M. MEETING.
RIGHT. WE HAVE TIME TO HEAR ONE SONG,
AND THEN GO, WHICH IS PERFECT BECAUSE AFTER THAT THE CLUB IS
OVERRUN WITH THIRSTY BOTTOM FEEDERS.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. >> WHAT IS A THIRSTY BOTTOM
FEEDER? >> OH, PLEASE, LIKE YOU DON'T
KNOW? [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪