Yeah, I got set up with a blind date.
Oh, I hope he's cute!
I think this is his place.
Okay, I'm gonna call you back.
Okay.
Bye.
Oh my god
Welcome to my humble a la mode
Okay, where are you taking us?
This is it
Great
Wow, what a gentleman.
Anything for you my darling.
Please don't call me that.
Okay
So
Do you like soup?
Not really. Do you like uh,
Beyoncé?
No. Do you like commercial jingles?
No
Do you like Dove Cameron?
Who is...?
Do you like Star Wars?
*Gasp* Yeah, oh my gosh! Spock is my favorite. Oh, he's so good
What are you doing?
I'm dancing. I dance when I'm uncomfortable.
Going on a date with me makes you uncomfortable?
Will you excuse me for a second?
OH! YOU IDIOT! WHY?!
Dinner is served!
I-Is this a granola bar?
Yes. Bon Appetit!
Want to see my vinyl collection?
Nope.
'Kay.
Are you a 45-degree angle?
'Cuz you're acut-ie
I don't really get it.
Mmm.
*HACK WHEEZE COUGH WHEEZE HACK COUGH*
Well, thanks for coming on this date with me. Sorry it was terrible.
Herb, can I be honest with you for a second?
Uh-huh
I've been trying to hold it in this entire date, but I can't play it cool anymore.
You're the most intelligent, sweet, handsome, wonderful, man I've ever met.
And I'd like to be yours, if you'll have me.
Oh
You'll have me baby!
All of me.
Herb?
Herb? I'm just gonna...
Let myself out..
I'm just gonna