>> Dorothy: Hey! So things between Anne and Treville have
gone totally nuclear! >> Henry: Oh, come on!
They're not that bad. >> Dorothy: You're right, they're not that bad.
It's a disaster. [laughs]
Well, Treville's on the warpath.
She's saying all this awful stuff about Anne. She even started a Twitter account.
>> Portia: Yeah, except her sub tweets are missing the sub part and gosh so many hashtags!
Oh well, I mean it's Treville and it be like talking to a snowman, except one that also doesn't talk.
She's not Frosty. [laughs] She's like a non friendly non talking snow man.
Oh, snowwoman? >> Dorothy: But Anne is devastated and she says
that she's fine but I can tell she isn't. I mean this morning when we were
going to our favourite Froyo place wearing our matching MST sweatshirts...
>> Henry: You and Anne have matching MST sweatshirts?
No, no that's a disaster! >> Dorothy: Why are you not freaking out about this?
>> Henry: Because it's all gonna blow over. Can we go back to talking about the campaign now?
Dorothy: Uh, no, we can't! We have to fix this!
>> Portia: Oh no! Another tweet!
Mu Sigma Theta's president consistently acts in her own self-interest...
>> Henry: I mean, is she that wrong? >> Dorothy: Oh my god!
>> Portia: ...and took advantage of the trusting public to do whatever she pleased.
>> Henry: Mmm, that sounds kinda kinky!
>> Dorothy: Not the time for joking, Henry! >> Portia: I intend to br...
>>Dorothy: Br? What's br? >> Henry: I don't know, maybe she's cold.
>> Portia: Oh, no, no. Poor thing, she ran out of characters.
To bring to light the truth. She was #disorganized, #disloyal, #dis-discovery week
I loved Shark Week. Um, I just think it's totally unfair that the
other animals don't get a week too. Anne, hey!
What do you think?
>> Anne: Portia, my dear, if you're going to be in politics you're gonna have to
learn how to lie. >> Henry: But Portia doesn't lie.
>>Portia: Hey, not true! Uh, I'm good at lying.
>>Henry: But you don't like to lie and you shouldn't have to.
>> Portia: How do you know that? Maybe I like lying, huh, maybe I love it!
I mean just the other day I posted a photo on Instagram that said "doing some yoga today #blessed"
uh, but the photo was from the day before so there.
>> Henry: Well you sure showed me. >> Anne: Yeah, okay I didn't mean to cause trouble so
>> Dorothy: Oh Anne, how are you? We can tell that you're hurting.
We just wanted you to know that we're here for you.
We're all here for you. >> Anne: Oh wow, damn, I thought I was putting
up a good front. >> Henry: Maybe somebody else
needs to learn how to lie.
>> Dorothy: Could you not be a douche canoe right now. >> Portia: Anyways, so what what can we
do to help. >> Anne: Well, actually I would like to help you.
>> Henry: With your breakup? Thank you, I'm good.
>> Anne: Uh, no, um, I want to be your campaign manager.
>> Dorothy: What? You would be our campaign manager?
Are you serious? >> Anne: Yes, I'm very serious.
>> Portia: Well, I mean I don't want to sound rude but why?
>> Anne: Because I believe in you and I want you to succeed!
You are a winning team and who doesn't want to be part of a winning team.
>> Henry: And what's in it for you? >> Portia: Henry!
>> Anne: No, that is a valid question. I think we can help each other.
You have seen what Jean's been saying. >> Dorothy: We have and I mean I love Treville but she's
clearly only thinking about herself right now. >> Anne: She's just so angry right now.
I mean she's going around telling people that I used her and that I never loved her-
>> Henry: And is she right? >> Anne: No, she's not right.
I mean I know if she's hurting but she has to
know that I loved her and to be honest this anger is very surprising because I
I wasn't even sure that she loved me back and now she is trying to destroy my legacy.
>> Dorothy: We cannot let that happen. You are MST!
We will do whatever it takes to help you.
>> Anne: Well, I will let you talk it over and get back to me.
>> Dorothy: Oh I mean I think we're in.
Right guys?
>> Portia: Well, I mean it's a really nice offer. Thank you.
>> Anne: It is my pleasure.
Now I have to go. I have somewhere to be.
Yeah, I wish, yeah well it'll come to me. Okay, bye.
>> Dorothy: Goodbye campaign manager! Guys, this is going to be awesome!
>> Henry: We're not doing it. >> Dorothy: What are you talking about?
We all, we all just agreed. >> Henry: No, you agreed and you're not even on this
campaign. >> Dorothy: Uh, yes I'm on this campaign.
I'm the motivator >> Portia: No, Dorothy, you you shouldn't have said
yes to her. >> Henry: Yeah, see Portia agrees.
>> Portia: That's not what I said. I said she shouldn't have spoken for me.
>> Henry: You can't honestly think that this is a good idea, Treville...
>> Dorothy: Um, this is a great idea. Imagine how good it's gonna look having Anne on
our campaign.
>> Henry: Or it'll split the house down the middle and turn MST into a war zone.
>> Dorothy: MST will never be a war zone. MST is a love zone!
It sounded less cheesy in my head.
>> Henry: People are already picking sides. I saw Carla wearing a shirt with Anne's face on it this
morning and we have to stay out of this. >> Dorothy: We have to support Anne.
>> Henry: Over Treville? Portia, come on back me up.
>> Portia: Okay, I have listened to both of your arguments and I've made my decision.
We're gonna accept Anne's help.
>> Henry: What? >> Dorothy: Yes!
>> Henry: No, Portia, what? >> Portia: It's what's best for the campaign.
>> Henry: I don't think that this is what's best for the campaign.
>> Portia: I've made my decision okay and it's final unless you have any
other arguments.
>> Henry: What about Treville? Three of her friends siding with her ex.
How do you think that's gonna make her feel? >> Portia: This isn't personal.
>> Henry: It'll feel personal
>> Portia: It's not my job to worry about Treville's feelings.
>> Henry: You want to win that bad, huh? I didn't think you were that selfish.
>> Portia: Excuse me! >> Henry: You heard me!
>> Dorothy: Portia maybe we haven't really- >> Portia: No, Treville is the one that started
this by attacking Anne. That is not how you deal with a breakup.
>> Henry: Well, because you were so calm and cheerful after our break up.
>> Portia: Oh no, you did something terrible.
Anne-
>> Henry: You don't know what Anne did
and we shouldn't because it's none of our business.
>> Portia: It is when it affects my campaign.
>> Dorothy: Guys, it's just getting a little- >> Portia: No, besides since when are you Mr. Perfect?
Huh, planted meth on anyone this week? >> Henry: Ugh, I knew it you pretend that we're okay
and I so much as sneeze and you crawl right up my ass again just when I
thought we were getting to a point- >> Portia: For the fact that you made me an accessory
to a crime, uh, silly me for still being upset. >> Dorothy: Does anyone want a snack?
>> Henry: I've apologized thousands of times. Okay, forgive me or don't but don't pretend
that we're- >> Portia: No, you should be so lucky that I
have let you back into my life instead of this consistently speaking over me.
>> Henry: Portia, I'm not trying to speak over you
it's just this isn't who you are. You don't hurt people especially for
your own gain, you're- >> Portia: You're too nice?
Too easy to walk all over? >> Henry: That's not-
>> Portia: You would know a lot about that. >> Henry: That's not what I meant.
>> Dorothy: Sour peaches! I have so many of them.
>> Portia: Look maybe I want to be selfish. Okay, maybe this is what I need
and I don't know why you're acting like this. >> Dorothy: Popcorn anyone? Popcorn?
>> Henry: I'm your friend and your VP. Okay, you have to listen to me.
>> Portia: Maybe I don't want a friend
who tries to control me and and and maybe I don't need a VP who doesn't
believe in me. >> Dorothy: No, definitely no popcorn over here.
>> Henry: Well then I guess you figured it all out, right? >> Portia: What, where are you going?
>> Henry: Is Anne gonna be your campaign manager? >> Portia: Yeah but
>> Henry: Well then I'm not gonna participate in this campaign.
One that screws over its friends just so that you can get a Disney villain makeover.
Later.
>> Dorothy: Oh god, I'm gonna go after him. >> Portia: No, no it's it's fine
Just, um, let him go. This isn't his campaign it's mine and
Anne's going to be our campaign manager >> Dorothy: Oh, um, okay.