Why would you do this to me?
What did i do to you?
Eight years. I gave you eight years of loyalty
And this is what you do to me
*Sobs*
*crying*
Baby
All I did was unplug your phone from the charger
He thinks he's in a movie
Like 24 hours a day all the time
Don't call me, don't text me, I don't wanna ever see your face again
goodbye
Any last words?
You were at 97%
Our love is at 1%
And I've tried to get him help but I've just had to adjust to it
Micheal, yeah...hi
*Phone vibrates*
*Phone continues vibrating*
*In deep voice*
Hello
Hey buddy what's going on?
Let's cut to the chase
Yeah I left my sweater at your place the, uh, the other day, can I come by and pick it up?
What do you take me for, huh
Do you know who this is?
My best friend
Anyways can I just come by and pick it up?
Meet me at the ridge
Where the pigs don't fly
Come alone
You have reached a number that has been-
Oh my god here we go again
Hello?
Hey
I mean really?
I just want my sweater back
How ya been man, ya doin ok?
It's all there
100% cotton
This isn't even my sweater
You will take what I give to you!
I'm in charge!
Really, the lazer thing again?
Hold your fire boys
You know what keep the sweater
Something has got to shift in this relationship and...I think it's on me
*tv plays in background*
Did you leave the toilet seat up?
You're being a little bit dramatic okay
Did you leave...
the toilet seat...
up!
I love you
I love you too
I couldn't help it, it's funner this way
*doorbell*