- Had you asked me three years ago today
if I thought I'd be standing here,
I don't think I would have believed you.
- [Doug] You are the Pam to my Jim, the Ellen to my Carl
and the only person I want to share this adventure with.
"upbeat music"
Three years ago we made a choice
that changed our lives forever.
Despite our better judgements
we decided to go out on a Tuesday.
Luckily for us it was the best decision we have ever made.
Since that night I haven't stopped thinking about you.
- [Kaley] I remember the first time I officially met you on
your birthday at a bar and kept stealing glances your way.
I thought you were the most amazing man I've ever seen.
And to this day I've never stopped thinking that.
- [Doug] I think I knew you were the one for me
when our first few dates consisted of
doughnuts, tacos, pizza, and Whataburger.
As a matter of fact, 10 days after our first date
I text sisters that I was going to marry you.
It was obvious to me even back then that you were special.
- [Kaley] You make every day feel like an adventure.
It's the normal Tuesday's in the car together
driving around town when you reach over
and grab my hand to let me know you love me.
It's the times when we're lounging on the couch together
binge watching Netflix and you pull me close into you.
You make everyday with you an adventure
and you turn every situation into something fun.
- [Rabbi] A little slower.
- [Kaley] (laughs) I'm nervous!
(cheering)
- [Doug] You often call us complete opposites
and to some extent I agree.
I do think sometimes you're crazy
to actually put pineapple on your pizza.
Or crazy to think 2000s punk
isn't the greatest music genre of all time.
We do, however, have plenty of things in common.
We both will never turn down an offer
to eat Whataburger no matter what time of day it is.
We both want our lives to be rich and full of meaning
and we both wake up every morning
knowing we made the right decision.
We both know that win or lose our fighting Texas Aggies
will always be number one in our hearts.
- [Everyone] Whoop!
- [Kaley] I'll never understand why you chose me.
The socially awkward art kid
who listens to a bunch of EDM music.
But I can't thank you enough for it.
In return for your love, I promise to spend every day
asking myself how I can make our life together better.
- [Doug] I promise to never let you go too long
without having sushi.
I promise never to lie to you
unless you ask me if the pants look fat.
I will lie.
I promise to love you even if you say things like
"Do we have to listen to Eminem again?"
I promise to try not to claim we have to watch
"Harry Potter" for the thousandth time.
And I promise to care for you when you're sick
and to help you solve all of life's problems.
- [Kaley] I promise to love you unconditionally
and say yes to Whataburger at 12am.
I promise to stand by your side and to always put us
and our relationship first and to almost always clean up
the dog poop in the house and to only pretend
like I didn't see it sometimes first. (laughs)
- [Doug] I knew it!
- [Kaley] As beautiful as this wedding is
I can't wait for our marriage even more beautiful than that
and I can't wait for the rest of forever with you.
- [Rabbi] Mazel tov!
(clapping and cheering)
(upbeat music)
(cheering)