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Hello and welcome to Not At The Movies.
The show where we discuss the movies we haven't seen
but have a lot of opinions about.
- It's that time of year again: trophy season.
And we're here to talk about the top contenders of 2018.
First up is The Florida Project.
Now, I haven't seen this film,
but it's an overrated piece of poverty porn.
- Grant, I scrolled past that exact same headline,
and I couldn't agree more.
- Now I actually more than scrolled past it,
I clicked on it and I read the headline, so.
- Oh my god.
Well you know what I also read that the ending sucks.
So that must be true, it was in two different places.
- Well, that tears it.
This movie's a garbage pile, don't waste your time.
- Absolutely.
Up next, Lady Bird.
What can I say about Lady Bird? Wow, so good.
From what I've heard.
I haven't seen it,
but it is the greatest coming of age story
anyone has ever told.
- I completely agree.
- Six of my friends told me that this movie was so me.
- It is so you.
- Stop.
- And hello?! It's a female director.
Let's start supporting women
when it's convenient for me.
- Moving on, a film that I haven't seen
that I would love to discuss is The Shape of Water.
Not Guillermo del Toro's best work.
Now, when you compare it to earlier masterpieces,
like Pan's Labyrinth or The Devil's Backbone,
I haven't seen those, it just does not hold up.
- Well that's where I'm gonna have to
disagree with you, Grant. - Uh oh.
- I mean, we shouldn't judge an artist by their previous
works that we haven't seen.
We should be judging them by what we're not seeing today.
- Well, I guess you're not seeing not what I'm not seeing.
- Now that's something we can both agree on.
Moving right along, Call Me By Your Name.
Now, this is a masterpiece in filmmaking from what I hear,
and I don't know why there aren't more pictures like it.
- I heard it was kind of overrated from a friend of mine.
- Well, he sounds straight.
Studios are afraid to take risks on films like this
because they think no one will go and see it.
Like we didn't go and see it.
- Can't argue with that.
This next film is nominated for Best Picture,
but I'd be remiss if I didn't mention it.
Star Wars, The Last Jedi.
Now, I haven't seen this film,
but it's completely ruined my childhood.
It's thrown out all of my baby pictures,
it's killed everyone I met before the age of 10,
and it's ruined the franchise.
- Well I haven't seen it yet either,
but I do love to disagree.
So I thought it was innovative, subversive,
and exactly what the franchise needed, I would assume.
- Well you're wrong and you're a stupid person
and you should shut up. (Ally laughs)
- Last in our review is Get Out.
Now I haven't seen this film yet.
- What?! You haven't seen Get Out?
- I mean I'm definitely going to see it, but
Wait, you have?
- Yeah, I loved it!
I mean, I saw the first three minutes
cause I put it on super late, I fell asleep,
but I had dreams about racism so I think I get it.
- The first three minutes.
- I think they're gonna end up together.
- I hope so.
- Yeah.
- Well, Grant, who do you think
is taking home the big trophy this year?
- Well I think Get Out, because I'm not racist.
- Well I'm gonna go with Call Me By Your Name
because I'm not homophobic.
- (laughs) Well that does it for us.
We'll see you
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- [Ally] Oh my gosh, that problematic piece of shit
that I read about.
- [Grant] It was a feminist manifesto said someone else.
- Hey what's up, it's Ally from College Humor.
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