-Welcome, welcome, welcome to the show.
-I am so excited to be here.
And I know everybody says that to you, but I'm more excited.
-No, I'm excited.
I'm a giant fan of you.
Actually I'm also a very big fan of your parents.
Your mom is Lea Thompson.
I mean, "Back to the Future." Come on, are you kidding me?
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"Some Kind of Wonderful."
Your mom is fantastic.
Your dad, Howard Deutch, is an amazing director.
He did "Pretty in Pink." [ Cheers and applause ]
He did "Great Outdoors."
"Howard the Duck."
-Jimmy is our new publicist.
-No, I mean, dude, I'm a fan.
"Some Kind of Wonderful." Is that how your parents met?
-It is. It is. Yeah. It is. -Of course.
-But for some reason they claim that they had their first kiss
after they did the movie at the premiere,
and I don't buy it for a second. -Yeah, of course.
-I'm like, "Y'all were shtupping the whole time
you were making the movie.
You've been married for 4,000 years.
It's time to come out about it."
-Yeah, just come clean, just talk about it, yeah.
-I am going to get in so much trouble for that.
-Yeah, no.
Is acting something you always wanted to do
just growing up with them as parents?
-Yeah, I think so.
I mean, I think I've always been annoying, and I've always --
-What do you mean?
-I always, like -- I mean,
I always just, like, entertained myself and performed for myself.
And -- [ Laughter ]
-No, that's great, though.
That's what an actor does, I guess.
-I know, I guess.
-Put shows on in your room and stuff?
-Yeah, well, I would do things
that I guess could only be considered party tricks,
because they're not good for anything else.
[ Laughter ]
-What's a good party trick?
-I can make myself look like I have a face-lift.
[ Light laughter ]
Yeah, what is right? [ Laughter ]
-You can make yourself look like you got a face-lift?
-Mm-hmm. -Can you show it to me?
-You're never going to be able to un-see this. Okay.
-All right, how do you do it?
-First is Botox.
Then there's the nose job.
Then there's lips.
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-Oh, my God!
-It's terrifying.
-Oh, my God!
-I know! And you're wondering, like --
[ Laughter ]
-How did you just do that? That was unbelievable!
-I know. -Can you do it one more time?
It's the best thing I've ever seen!
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Now, how long -- how long have you been a real housewife?
[ Laughter ]
-25 years ago.
I love you, Andy Cohen.
[ Laughter ]
You've never seen -- -That is a great party trick.
Oh, my gosh.
-The shtickiest shtick that ever shticked.
-That is the best move I've ever seen.
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-I'm sorry. I hate myself.
-Let's talk about your movie, "Flower."
-Yes.
-Who do you play in the film?
-Yeah, okay.
Well, "Flower" is a movie that's out right now.
I'm really excited about it.
It's a dark comedy about a teen vigilante who takes revenge
on an alleged predator in her town, played by Adam Scott.
And I literally play, like, Travis Bickle
put into a 17-year-old high school student with a pet rat.
And it's so fun and weird, and it's --
you know, I think a lot of coming-of-age movies are about
the loss of innocence,
and this is much more so about the regaining of innocence.
So I'm really stoked.
-It's a "New York Times" critic's pick,
so congratulations on that. -Thanks.
That's, like, a big deal. [ Cheers and applause ]
-It's called "Flower."
You get the rave reviews.
You get "The New York Times" saying it's a critic's pick.
But you said you got one of the coolest things
to ever happen to you.
One of the biggest praises from someone I did not guess,
of course, but --
you got praise from Kim Kardashian.
[ Laughter ] Now, look at that.
Now, what -- now, explain this.
She saw it? -I have --
-You have no idea.
-I have no idea what happened,
but I don't want to ask any questions.
For a valley girl, this is like the queen has spoken.
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[ Stammering ]
And I'm -- There are two ways to handle this kind of situation.
There's like the right and humble way,
and then there's the wrong way, which is my way.
I texted every person I've ever met in my whole life.
Like, "Look at what happened!"
-You took a screen grab of it, and showed everybody like,
"Kim Kardashian loved my movie. Oh, my God."
-Yeah, including you. -Well, yeah.
Well, now I'm excited.
I'm like, "I hope she likes 'The Tonight Show, too.'"
[ Laughter ]
I got to check her Snapchat.
I want to show everyone a clip.
Here's Zoey Deutch in "Flower." Take a look at this.
-Do I know you? -I'm sorry?
-Do you work at the mall? -The mall, no.
-Sunglass Hut? -Is Sunglass Hut at the mall?
-Cinnabon. -At the mall?
Because I don't work at the mall, so I can't help you.
-No. Okay.
I know where I know you from.
-Where is that?
-Bowling alley!
You're hot old guy.
Me and my friends, we go there all the time,
and we've been ogling your goodies
for like the last six months.
-My goodies. -Yeah.
-Oh, my God. Okay. Thanks.
-It's a compliment.
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-Zoey Deutch, everybody!
"Flower" is playing in select cities nationwide this Friday.
"New York Times," Kim Kardashian!