You haven't been here in two years.
I haven't been here in two years.
I can't believe it.
I moved away from Los Angeles, and I
don't know about planes yet.
I guess that's how it happened.
They go almost everywhere.
It's amazing.
Where do you live now?
I live in New York.
I didn't know that.
I'm in New York now and--
I mean, I know you shoot there.
Yeah, that's where we shoot, and we
decided to move back there, which I kind of like, but I--
I lived there before.
It's different.
It's busy.
There's a lot going on.
It's loud and busy.
Yes.
Yeah, that's what they say about New York.
I have to just mention the boys from that soccer team, which
I feel like--
I was watching backstage, and thank goodness
we have that light in this world.
I mean, what they exemplified in there is crazy.
And I think about my own life, and I have a dumb life.
I mean, there's nothing hard about it.
I don't know what I would have done in that situation.
I know, the fact that they were meditating and praying
the whole time, It's just, yeah.
Well it goes to show you the strength in that.
I mean, because they had no food.
They were lying on their own will.
I mean, that was incredible.
I mean, I'm hungry right now, and I'm irritated.
if I'm in traffic, I'm like, this is going to be an hour.
I know.
Where's my water.
I know.
It's a lot.
They're amazing.
It's a miracle.
It really is.
I know.
You just joined Instagram.
Yeah.
Let's talk about that.
OK, I figured it was 2018.
It was maybe a little too early to join Instagram,
but I was ready for it.
And I I've stayed away from social media
for no good reason, just I felt like,
oh that might be some more work that I didn't want to do.
But I decided Julia Roberts joined in June,
and I felt, like, I'm like Julia Roberts.
So she like two million followers
in a week or something.
I thought I'll get that, too.
I don't have that.
She's Julia Roberts.
What do you have now?
25,000.
Here's the thing when you talk about numbers like that.
That's a lot.
25,000 of anything.
That's a lot.
It is.
It's not.
If you're on a television show, I
feel like you have a built in following because people
watch that show.
So what's disgusting is looking to see
if you've gained followers--
you don't have this problem.
But I do.
And you feel like, oh, no one's joining the following.
I see.
And I went to this luncheon--
a very Hollywood luncheon, which I'm always present at.
It was a nice luncheon before the Emmy Awards,
and I sat next to Madelaine Petsch, who
is this beautiful star of Riverdale.
I'm 38, she's 24.
I thought, oh, an older woman in Hollywood.
I can give her some advice.
And we started talking about Instagram,
and I was like, I just started gramming
I can give you some tips, like, about stories,
you can do like time lapses and emojis--
What's wrong with you?
You thought you could do that with her?
Why did I feel the need to impress
this beautiful woman, who--
I went home and-- she has over 10 million followers.
Of course she does.
So that I thought, OK, well, I'm helping out
a younger woman in Hollywood.
And then I thought, you know what's
really going to spike my numbers is
gramming about this luncheon.
But however, I was disappointed because there
was a picture that I found that I was going to post.
I think you have the picture of the luncheon
that I was going to send my numbers soaring.
Now, what a lunch.
Do you see me?
Oh there she is.
The old black turtlenecked white hand,
pale hand in the left corner.
Right corner maybe?
Can you zoom in maybe?
You guys, look to the left.
There she is.
For my first post, I looked up--
I Google a lot of this information,
which makes me sound 100.
And I was like, OK well what did Kylie Jenner pose?
She has a lot of followers.
She did like a roaring flame.
And like Justin Bieber did like an open highway.
So I was like, well inanimate object is the way to go.
So I went to Levain Bakery.
I bought a cookie only to take a picture of it and post it.
Do you have that?
Oh there I am.
See, look.
I am proud of this post because there was a lot of controversy.
Is it a scone, or a cookie?
Some people thought it was a blueberry muffin.
I incite controversy.
By the way it has 1,300 likes.
See, what does that mean to you?
Like 1,003, that's like one.
Yeah, I have 58 million followers and what I do--
Yeah, what do you do?
What I do--
Maybe you should be talking about your Instagram feed.
I try to include myself or like cute animal things.
Right.
Yes always get people.
I think animals and yourself.
My friend Joe said the same thing.
She goes, no, you have to include yourself in it.
But myself doesn't always look good, so I don't want to post.
But now that's a nice thing.
It's become OK to not look good.
Yeah, that's the new thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's great.
The new thing is to not look good.
And post about it.
Try to make yourself look as bad as possible,
watch those numbers go up.
All right.