Conservatives apparently just
can't catch a break.
They're having a little bit
of difficulty dating or at
least that's what Newsmax believes.
So they dedicated a whole segment
to college students reacting to
certain characteristics of
potential mates, let's watch.
>> Dating standards have hit a new
low, it looks like the Democrats'
sleazy anti-conservative Trump
hating rhetoric is taking a major
toll on the minds of young people.
Campus reform took to
the University of Florida's
campus with fake dating profiles to
see what these students really
find attractive.
>> Brad Christian conservative
Trump supporter member of
College Republicans.
>> If you're going to put
Trump supporter in your thing
that's a little too much for me,
Trump is gross.
>> Left, Trump supporter
took me out.
>> Definitely no,
because he's a Trump supporter
that's a definite deal breaker.
>> So for all you don't know,
swiping left means no, okay.
>> Well, thankfully I'm engaged and
also long out of college otherwise,
I would be out of luck in those
schools, right?
>> No one cares bro, no
one cares about you being engaged,
also starting that off with sleazy
Trump hating rhetoric.
Trump supporters literally think
their political
opponents are trafficking children,
really you want to talk about
sleazy hateful rhetoric, come on.
>> And it's sleazy, anyway, Trump
they like him because he is sleazy,
right?
>> Yeah. >> That's
the thing about him and
then here's the central premise is,
so, what we did is to find out what
these terrible people.
We came up with fake profiles and
we showed them to, you started out
you're going to lie to these kids.
And they went out and
they lied to them and the kids and
it's, whoa, what do they want out
of this interaction?.
It's such low stakes and
reminds me of like Jesse Waters
when he was on the original
O'Reilly Factor where they do these
man on the street things.
They're not jokes,
there's no punch lines, they think
it's absolutely hilarious.
Guys we're going to do a fun little
segment where we go out there and
talk about how those Democrats
don't want to date Republicans.
They wouldn't be caught dead with
us, which is a great way for
us to say we wouldn't be caught
dead with them.
You're doing the same thing you're
accusing them of.
>> [LAUGH] Totally, and
there is a punch line.
The punch line is the guy who's
anchoring this ridiculous segment
with that, God, how am I forgetting
that the name of that character
from the office, the one who wears
the mustard all the time, Dwight.
>> Schrute. >> With that, yeah,
that Dwight Schrute tie.
Well, okay, so then they react to
who the women would swipe right on,
right?
because on Tinder if you like
someone you swipe right if you
don't like someone, you swipe left,
you guys get the point,
let's take a look.
>> Conservatives are apparently
unworthy these days,
look at who these girls
are interested in though.
>> Jeffrey is 20,
he's studying political science and
he is very into social justice
on the Black Lives Matter movement.
>> Swipe right,
we share the same values.
>> Yeah, I would swipe right
with him.
>> Yeah? >> Yeah,
seems very passionate I like it.
>> Definitely right, yeah,
I would definitely, this is exactly
what I would be attracted to.
>> He's got a gas mask on, so
here's my dating tip.
Put on a gas mask, so
no one can see your face,
dress all in black,
carry around a BLM sign, and
you'll be the stud of the campus.
Antifa rioters are the new jocks
now this is insanity.
>> I know but there's one thing
about that guy that conservatives
over at Newsmax should love.
He doesn't really like any
gun control, you know what
I'm talking about- Yeah.
[LAUGH] >> Like his fire arm,
that's the thing it's, my God,
can you imagine this woman is
attracted to this guy where all she
can see is a bulging biceps and
the fact that he- [LAUGH] >> Get
this values all human lives,
what a bunch a holes.
What, she's in college, this guy is
going out there and standing up for
what he believes in and
it's just hilarious all they're
doing is the exact same thing.
They are creating this
huge lovefest among people who
love Trump and
who are not virtue signaling but
essentially vice signaling.
Saying that they love being
a sleazy sorry an a hole but it's
just frustrating when they do all
that stuff because it's not that
they don't know what they're doing.
They know absolutely what they're
doing and usually if you had some
kind of critical eye on yourself,
you would take a step back and be,
can we do better?
But on Newsmax they know the answer
is no, they can't do better so they
just do as badly as possible and
know that that's enough.
>> Also, I mean,
look the answer from that first,
first of all, let's just say or
point out that the whole point of
this is to be critical and awful
toward female college students and
what their dating preferences are.
That is a personal thing and
the answer from the first student
in that last video that we watched,
she just she stated it pretty
clearly, right?
It wasn't even about anything
superficial it wasn't about his
biceps, although that guy did seem
to have nice arms,
it wasn't about his looks clearly
because he's wearing a mask.
She said we share the same values,
because guess what,
in a relationship, if you want to
have a relationship with someone,
you want to share values.
But to them that's not okay if
you're unwilling to date a Trump
supporter, but
you're willing to date someone who
tends to share the same values for
social justice and what have you.
And then the final video that we're
going to show you of course touches
on Corona virus related matters.
What do I mean by that,
well just watch.
>> Wow says what, wear a mask,
yeah, I'm obviously not doing that.
I would swipe right but
I think the question is, would she
swipe right on me especially not
having a mask, I don't know.
>> She might not rock with because
you all just saw me out here I
don't wear a mask outside
sometimes.
>> [LAUGH] So at least some
of the students are smarting
up about the masks.
So my dating bio, wouldn't work,
all right.
Trump supporter, gun owner,
Newsmax host defender of liberty,
pro law and order, no tolerance for
pansies or street terrorists and
I only like tattoos of
President Trump or MAGA on my arm.
Wait, I met my fiancé on Bumble,
that was my profile.
Every single one of those things
was in there, and she swiped right
baby and I'm a lucky guy for it.
>> No one cares, why is it, [LAUGH]
why is this guy talking about his
dating life [LAUGH] it's so
awkward and so uncomfortable.
And I like how he refers to
Black Lives Matter protesters
as street terrorists and pansies.
>> Which is it bud?
>> Yeah.
>> Look at those pansies,
they're scaring me.
[LAUGH] >> What,
that's not with means.
But that's all it is these days,
it's all Tinder that's what Newsmax
is, it's putting up this ridiculous
fake ideal of what they are.
So that people will fall in love
with them in a way that if they
ever had to hang out together it
would be the world's biggest
letdown.
That's what this guy is,
it's why he goes so hard, God it so
bugs me that they don't
have the bug up, see how it's like
off to the side like that.
What's your bug up, dude?
A whole thing here, don't you see,
don't you see, but
that's all he's trying to do,
it's bi-signaling.
It's yo, I'm a guy who loves guns,
shoot puppies, kills grandparents
wants everyone to die.
Don't wear a mask because that's
for whoosh bags date me Newsmax,
that's it.
It's, you were dating Fox, man,
I'll make you want to leave the one
you with start a new relationship
with me over at Newsmax.
And that's not real their small
that kind of stuff.
>> [LAUGH] It's so true and
it's taking the long standing
annoying thing that guys who aren't
actually good guys would say to
women, right?
Always turning down the good guys
always looking for the bad guys.
It's taking this and
kind of turning it on its head and
it's, look at these women they
don't like the, yeah,
they don't like the bad guys they
like the nice guys, bad, it's so
incredibly lame.
But I mean, I guess it was a slow
news day for Newsmax, I think
that guy just wanted to talk about
the fact that he's engaged.
He's just so proud of the fact that
someone was willing to say yes,
he's I got it,
let's do this dating story so I can
talk about how I'm finally engaged.
>> That's exactly it, it's so sad,
it's so pathetic and
what's the implication?
They want to say,
these women are terrible,
because no one wants to date us.
That's why he's doing it,
because that's typically something
he doesn't want to get lumped in
with this narrative that is true of
Proud Boys who can get a date.
He wants to prove he's not with
them because, because everybody
knows it, even he can pick up on
this thing that anyone would
assume, watching a video like that.
That is complaining about how he
can't get a date and the sense of
entitlement, to be these people
are not attracted to me and
the reason why is because they're
evil.
It's, I'm sorry, but that's not
really it, it's their attraction,
it's their value system,
and it's also something that
Trump himself would talk about.
It's all is about just
the superficial things, or
those things that are just your
instincts about how you're
attracted to someone because you
think they're attractive.
He's mad that these folks are also
operating on a deeper level where
they care what someone
else's values are.
And I thought that's what
Republicans were all about folks on
the right, I thought they were
all about values-based judgements.
And apparently that was wrong.