- Since Valentine's Day is right around the corner,
a lot of people are out shopping for gifts and candy.
I decided to have some fun with them.
I sent my writer Adam to See's Candy
to play a cashier named Kevin,
and we captured it all on hidden cameras.
Enjoy.
- [singing] Kevin the Cashier
Played by Adam.
- Welcome to See's.
Getting some Valentine's Day candy?
- No, need something to fix my mood.
- You're in a bad mood? - Yes.
- Would you like a Valentine's Day massage for $5?
- That would be nice.
- Here, I'll do it to fix your mood.
- Are they paying you to do it too?
- Here, I'll give you a Valentine's Day massage.
- No, no, no. - Are you sure?
- Yeah. - Are you sure?
- It's okay.
- No, I just wanted to fix your mood.
- Well, you did. - Okay. All right.
- [laughs] - All right.
That's $5.
- Get back in. - You want more candy?
Hello.
- Can she get something without peanuts?
- Uh, yeah. Are almonds okay?
- No. - Are cashews okay?
- No. - Are hazelnuts okay?
- No. - Are Brazil nuts okay?
- I don't know, I'm scared to do anything with nuts.
- Okay.
Are walnuts okay?
- Uh-uh.
- Soybeans?
- Oh, she likes peppermint.
- Peppermint comes from a nut.
Would you like to try anything?
- Can I try one of the dark patties?
- One of the dark patties? Sure.
I like your Patriots shirt.
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you would intercept it.
I thought you were gonna intercept it
like at the Super Bowl.
Are these for Valentine's Day? - Yeah.
- I still don't have a valentine.
I've been on Tinder. Do you guys do Tinder?
- My niece is on there all the time.
- Your niece is on Tinder?
So she's single?
Does she ever come into See's Candy?
- I'm sure she does. - Okay.
'Cause Valentine's is getting close.
Like, I'd settle for, like, a four or a five at this point.
- Can you give me two dark chocolate butters?
- Two dark chocolate butters.
That's what I say I'm looking for
on my Tinder profile.
- Two Toffee-ettes. - Toffee-ettes?
Do you work here in the mall?
- No, I don't. - Oh, okay.
I like working in the mall, but in the morning it's bad.
There's, like, old people that, like, walk laps.
They get frisky with each other sometimes.
Have to separate them with a broom.
- Two dark molasses chips.
- Where are the dark molasses chips?
Oh, here, I found 'em.
Never mind, found it on my own.
You know what they call it See's Candy?
'Cause when I sees it, I eats it.
- You ate our candy.
- I would think it'd be fun working here.
- I do like selling candy.
I tried to sell Girl Scout Cookies when I was younger,
but then they wouldn't let me.
- No, they probably wouldn't.
- No, I sued the state,
'cause they said, "You can't sell them."
I thought it was because I wasn't a girl,
but then it turned out it was because I was 25.
- Can I have one of the deep dark chocolate truffles?
Yeah, sure. Yeah.
Don't let them see this,
but, like, I like-- I like, like, the chocolate
that has, like, the liquor in it.
So I bring, like, Fireball in,
and I just like--
I just put Fireball on it.
I don't think this is legal to even have in here,
'cause we don't have a license for this or anything.
[coughing]
Really good.
You guys ever watch "The Ellen DeGeneres Show"?
- Yeah, she's my favorite person in the whole world.
- She is, really?
I don't actually work here.
I work for "The Ellen DeGeneres Show."
- Do you really?
- And there's a hidden camera up here.
- Oh, my gosh.
- She's your favorite person in the world?
- She's my favorite person. - Nice. You're on her show now.
- Oh, my gosh.
[cheers and applause]