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- See, I wish my boobs were even, like hers.
- You can't say that, you're objectifying her.
- Do you think she's feel empowered being naked up there?
- I think she's been conditioned to feel sexualized.
- Am I a good feminist?
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- Is it OK if I shave my legs?
- Well that depends, are you doing it
to uphold a beauty standard?
Or just because you want to swim better?
- Can I say thank you when guys open the door for me?
- Yeah, but say it in German
so you sound real angry about it.
- Chris Brown song comes on the radio,
I have to change it, right?
- Absolutely, yes, if it's your car.
No, if it's an Uber.
- If my cousin Candice posts something about feminism
on Facebook, do I have to like it?
- Yeah, but you don't have to read it.
Can I still like porn?
- If it's live-action and you feel that the actress
is empowered by your choices, yes.
If it's animated, absolutely yes.
- Is Buffy anti-feminist because she killed
all those female vampires?
Or was she just treating them as equals?
- No, because she was killing them
because of who they were as people,
not who they were as women.
- You mean as vampires.
- Yes.
- OK.
- Do I have to vote for Hillary?
- [All] Yes.
- Do I have to carry heavy things by myself?
- Can I call my cousin Candice a bitch to her face?
- Yeah, if she's being a bitch.
- Am I allowed to still give blow jobs?
- You can only do it as emotional blackmail.
- OK, what if I only have one tampon left
and a girl I don't like asks for it,
do I have to give it to her?
- Do I have to give Candice a tampon?
- Do I have to switch to pads
because tampons are so phallic?
- Probably.
- Do I have to buy that new period underwear
that absorbs all my blood?
- If it's in your budget.
- Oh, god.
- Can I say that I think Beyonce's overrated?
- Shut your mouth, bitch.
I'm sorry, I just, I hate when women hate other women.
But, as a follow-up, if I see a woman choking to death,
in the street, am I morally obligated to save her life?
- [All] Yes.
- OK, but what if it's my bitch cousin, Candice?
- Yes. - No.
- Am I allowed to enjoy a movie
that doesn't pass the Bechdel test?
- Is it OK that I illegally streamed Mad Max: Fury Road?
- Is it OK if I hate myself?
I mean, my cousin Candice, am I allowed to hate her?
It's your constitutional right, girl.
- Is it bad if don't want God to be a woman?
- Can I weigh in here?
- Whoa, she's breaking the fourth wall.
- Do you really think that you can be a good feminist
if you're only thinking within the scope of your
white, cisgendered, mostly heterosexual experience?
- I'm clearly Jewish.
- I'm gay as hell.
- I have an olive complexion.
- I studied abroad, with a backpack.
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