So, I'm 60 and I want to make sure my mind stays
active and sharp as a tack.
So it is time for a memory game called,
"Show Did or Show Didn't".
OK, here's how it works.
I am going to read something that may or may not
have happened on this show.
If I think I did it, I'll say, "show did"
and if I didn't, I'll say, "didn't".
And I'll see how much I remember.
I have not-- they're testing me on these.
Let's see the first one.
Ellen ate a cricket with Selma Hayek.
I don't think I did.
Maybe she did.
But I don't think I did.
I promise you, it's good.
If you don't like it, spit it out.
Well, now.
[DRUM ROLL]
[APPLAUSE]
Come on, Ellen, [INAUDIBLE].
It's good.
It's dead.
It's good, I'm telling you.
That is really real-- oh, God.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, wow.
[APPLAUSE]
Well, I also wore that outfit, so I made bad choices.
Jimmy Kimmel appeared on the show dressed
as an Olympic figure skater.
That sounds like he would for sure do that.
It show didn't.
But it's about to.
Please welcome, Jimmy Kimmel.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[APPLAUSE]
Happy birthday.
Oh my God.
[CHEERS]
Thank Ellen.
May I sit?
Yes, please do.
You can't hurt yourself, you're hosting the Oscars.
Don't--
That is true.
Thank you.
I am so happy to be here and so honored
to be a part of your 50--
50th birthday?
60th.
60th, I can't believe it.
You look fantastic, you really do.
You've been so generous to everyone.
All-- your audience, to all of us, to me personally.
And I just, I have something for you,
if you'll excuse me for one second.
[LAUGHTER]
So important.
[CLAPPING]
Bone density is really something you have to look out for.
And I'll just, should I just put it
in the-- you can have this later.
You don't have to have this now.
I, for sure, will take that.
I just want to--
I was just-- I just happened to be in the neighborhood
and I thought I'd stop by.
Dressed like that?
I actually have a couple of kiwis for you, also.
[LAUGHTER]
I, yes, dressed like this.
But I did want to say, I know you got a lot of surprises
on the way.
And I just did want to say Happy Birthday to you.
You're one of the best people I know.
And I have hockey practice, so I got to take off
but thank you so much for having me.
And happy birthday.
I love you.
Enjoy.
I love you, too.
All right, bye.
[APPLAUSE]
Thank you, Ellen.
See how nice she is?
It's unbelievable.
Oh my God.