I want to thank everyone who's texted and tweeted
about the first two nights of my Greatest Night of Giveaways.
I am so proud of that show.
We got messages from all over the world.
People have said that they laughed and they cried,
and they laughed and they cried, and then
they laughed about how much they cried,
and all kinds of crying and laughing.
And if you don't know what I'm talking about,
here's a look at the fun we've had the last couple of nights.
Hi, everybody.
You're here to see my one-woman show, Me, Myself
and Hey, Where'd Everybody Go?
And it's silly really, because you're here for my Greatest
Night of Giveaways.
[MUSIC - SIA, "CANDY CANE LANE"] Take a trip down candy cane
lane with me.
It's the cutest thing I swear you'll ever see.
It's the best.
Tonight we're going to change people's lives.
My next gift to this sweet family is $150,000.
Oh, my God.
[MUSIC - SIA, "CANDY CANE LANE"] --you and the colors
of the rainbow.
Of course, when some of my celebrity friends
heard what we were doing, they wanted to be in on it,
too, because they're always riding on my coattails.
I have a gift.
Oh [INAUDIBLE].
Oh, no!
No!
Look over there.
Shut the front door.
[MUSIC - SIA, "CANDY CANE LANE"] --orange and purple and blue.
I happen to know that that washer and dryer is
too big for your apartment.
No.
We checked the square footage.
So we bought you a house to put them in.
[MUSIC - SIA, "CANDY CANE LANE"] --you.
Red and yellow and pink and green, orange--
Hi.
Obama!
Hi.
No!
It's nice to meet you.
Ellen heard about all the wonderful things
you all are doing and we wanted to surprise you
with a little something--
Oh, wow.
--that we have here.
Lift it up.
[SCREAMS]
[MUSIC - SIA, "CANDY CANE LANE"] --candycanes, oh,
Candy Cane Lane, bring a friend this holiday.
Bring a friend who likes to play.
I see a room full of future doctors and teachers
and engineers and presidents, and I
want to make sure that you have the tools you need right now.
So we're giving the school enough
iPads for every single one of you students.
I'm so happy, because I love my school and I love my teachers.
Hi, Ellen.
I wrote because I had to tell you
about my friend Jennifer and her incredible family.
Jennifer battled breast cancer for four years
and then, unfortunately, she passed away six months ago.
Her husband Mario lost his soulmate,
and two young girls lost their mother.
[MUSIC - FITZ AND THE TANTRUMS, "ALL THE FEELS"] I want to feel
just a little.
Oh, we're here.
Just a gentle--
[REVS ENGINE]
Oh my goodness.
Hi, I'm Melissa.
How are you?
There's something about walking into certain houses
and you feel how much love is there.
And you walk into here, and you feel it.
Every day is a new challenge, but there's always a blessing.
And I know she's around.
She's everywhere.
Do you want to see what's in the box?
Yes.
Yeah.
It's your mortgage.
It's $300,000, and what I want to do
with that is just tear that up.
Let's just get rid of that.
[MUSIC - FITZ AND THE TANTRUMS, "ALL THE FEELS"] --some more,
some more.
I want to feel just a little--
I spin signs all over the city.
Sometimes it's like two hours 30 minutes away one way,
and then two hours 30 minutes back.
That's five hours.
All right, this is the deal.
OK.
This is Ellen's Greatest Night of Giveaways.
Wow.
And she wants you to have any car on this lot.
No.
You're joking.
I don't believe it.
She wants you to have any car on this lot.
Yah!
Oh, my gosh!
I don't think you're ever gonna ride the bus again, bro.
That's what belief gets you, man.
I think you brought this into being.
And it up, uh--
Hey!
Mine does something that's different than yours.
What?
[MUSIC - FITZ AND THE TANTRUMS, "ALL THE FEELS"] to feel just
a little, just a little, just a little,
with my heart in the middle, in the middle, in the middle.
Want to live just a little, want to feel just a little,
just a little.
Give me--
Oh, what?
What's in there?
Yay!
[MUSIC - FITZ AND THE TANTRUMS, "ALL THE FEELS"] little bit
more.
Ow!
[MUSIC - FITZ AND THE TANTRUMS, "ALL THE FEELS"] little bit
more.
Ellen's Greatest Night of Giveaways
is made possible by our friends at Green Dot Bank.
I can't tell you or thank Green Dot Bank enough,
because they made it all possible for us.
What an incredible bank that is.
Green Dot Bank, thank you.
You'll have one more chance to see it tonight on NBC.
Don't miss it.
We'll be back.