oh hey fruit lovers it's me owen dilson
you probably recognize me as the voice
of lightning the green in the movie jars
yeah so anyway today i'm hosting to try
not to say wow
hey what the heck was that i believe you
just got spanked bro yeah like a little
bitty baby okay yeah but like why did i
get spanked well i don't know all the
rules yet but i'm pretty sure it's cause
you said the w word the w word you mean
wow
ah right in the pickle you know i will
admit i didn't expect the rules would
apply to you as soon as you're the host
and all but i do appreciate you
demonstrating for our benefit this is
nuts you can't expect owen dilson to not
say the word wow hey
it's what i do it's like asking me to
not breathe or not go kite boarding kite
boarding i had no idea owen dilson oh
yeah nothing beats kite boarding when
you're out there with the waves the sun
freedom of it all it's just like wow
dang it owen really should have seen
that coming anyway let's cover the rules
up so i can go ice my pickle um why does
he keep referring to himself pickle as
if he isn't a pickle all right let's see
here so apparently i'm supposed to list
off a bunch of incredible but true facts
at you guys and you have to do your best
to not respond by saying the word wow
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hey what the heck is going on i believe
it has to do with rule number two if you
say half the w word you get a half a
spank wait so even if i just say ow i
still get
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i guess that answers my question
but i gotta say that seems unfair
because those half spanx still kind of
sting
yeah so the faster we get this done the
faster i can go back to making millions
of dollars
so let's do it to it this is to try not
to say
or the w word challenge very nice yeah
he's learning okay so here's your first
incredible but true fact
sloths can hold their breath longer than
dolphins can
oh man almost got me to say it that is a
mind-blowing fact though yeah i sure
thought so
fun fact number two
the empire state building has its own
zip code nope gonna take more than that
to get me to say the w word bro all
right fun fact number three there was
once a word for sacred social gatherings
held by many north american indigenous
communities but that word has been lost
to time not a single person on earth can
remember what they were called
what that's not true i know what they're
called pow-wow
he totally drinked him to say wow
ow
this chain of spankings is incredible
wow
ow ow
man these rules are strict you're
telling me and we haven't even touched
rule number three yet rule number three
what the heck is that apparently you
can't even say words that rhyme with wow
oh
man wait you can't even do rhyming words
holy cow
ah
guys i think we need to stick a fork in
this episode before something really
serious happens to us sounds good to me
later y'all bye
ciao
on the plus side i think that knocked my
nose back into place really wow ah dang
it grapefruit
you