Man: I'm sporting a rather angular, geometric,
rather aggressive print today with a few thousand sequins
scattered across it.
I think it will be perfect to do a little bit of shopping.
You'll be seeing this look and many others
later on in the show, so until then...
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[ Clicking, whirring ]
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[ Thunder crashes, eagle cries ]
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[ Tires screech ]
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[ Eagle cries ]
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Hi, my name is Don-Dus Fingertrap,
and I'm a web designer for independent fashion labels.
My signature is to do a splash page
that's a more cursed version of the video from "The Ring."
My aim is capture the vibe of the label,
but also to induce seizures even in non-epileptics.
After the splash page, there's gonna be options like
fall/winter 1998, but as you're clicking it,
it'll go to a 45-minute cutscene of my psilocybin trip.
Then a virtual hedge maze is gonna pop up,
you're dad is gonna be chasing you with an axe,
and yeah, we did reconstruct his face pretty accurately
using photos you have online.
Oh, and if you don't have the latest Flash update,
your laptop will melt.
[ Slurps ]
Okay, cool, if you make it through the hedge maze,
then the word "shop" is gonna be clickable.
So, just, I mean, God, do I have to say it?
You just click the word "shop."
Then it's just gonna say "shop coming soon."
So, check back never.
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[ Distorted voice ]
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[ Warbling ]
Wow!
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[ Growls ]
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Woman: May I help you?
Hello.
Hi, I more or less wanted to get into, uh...
to some, uh -- to some real specific patterns
and different things.
Some win-- windswept looks and different stuff like that.
Okay, I don't understand what you're talking about.
Okay. Um...
I'm looking for some pleated
and pleated looks and some, uh, cuffed looks.
Pleated what?
Different things.
Yeah, stuff with different -- different nature, yeah.
Okay, we have a lot of pleated pants.
I mean, maybe I'm going out on a limb or something,
but I-I'd prefer to think that's more or less
some sort of a pleat look, pleated kind of approach.
Okay, what's --
What's your specific question?
Um, how much would it cost to get, like, some studded stuff?
Huh?
We have very few studded things.
Okay, I-I -- that's more or less the approach I wanted.
You're, like, echoing or something.
Well, that -- that's -- yeah.
Echo-y approach.
Different of kind of approach, sure.
Hey, I -- You know, you're gonna have to come
into the shop and shop because I...
...can't understand what you're trying to...
...ask, okay?
You know, maybe a woven thing.
Huh.
Mm.
Mm, mm.
Whoa!
Hi.
I'm Mr. Blessing Man.
What's up with you, son?
I wanna be...
prettier.
Oh!
Whoa!
[ Chuckles ]
My nose.
Ooh!
Let's have a little bit of this.
Ooh!
Let's have a little of that.
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Ah!
[ Grunting ]
Cash or card?
Credit card.
Thank you.
[ Chuckles evilly ]
You're welcome.
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What a good idea.