this is i guess a typical day on the
wild set i guess i mean oh my phone is
in here
i was really just wondering where my
phone was
uh so what i have water
stay hydrated yes um gum
can i have one go for it
um i think tampons yeah you never know
headphones yeah and you never know when
that's gonna die so
you've all been giving me about my
toothbrush since the jump this was
obviously a targeted attack
better hope it still works it's gonna
work
it's dying i've never related so much to
a toothbrush
so handy-dandy deodorant
that's really important when you're on
set i got my journal
that's a cool one this really nice gloss
put some on
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wow
also my sunnies
here if your head's getting crowded
you want to like empty it
this is amazing sunglasses of course
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sage pepper spray and a lighter from the
stage
a roof is cubed and glasses
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that's really hot hey um
any chance is it some kind of icy hot
knockoff yeah no that's lube
look i'm not one for essentials
i've got my journal a book
relaxing please um get boring
all right oh wait wait am i sunnies
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okay they will find us but in the
meantime we gotta keep track of our
resources
eight cokes right now that's all we
gotta drink just eight of these
look guys i'm sorry channel
pen that's it
look i've got some playing cards
actually and they're russian criminal
playing cards
these criminals in russia would make
cards out of blood and
ink and like tattoos and stuff
uno okay martha i like uno we all
like uno but if you throw a party over
one more non-essential item in that bag
of yours i swear to god
yeah the two-in-one shampoo conditioner
was a true low point what's wrong with
it it smells like pears
it's a two-step process shampoo then
conditioner
i have like so many
i have so many key cards to my hotel
yeah i've got some crystals
you know you don't have to surrender
everything to the collective
my luckiest pair
damn it my polaroid camera
i hate the photos of you guys in that
case actually and
uh my lip gloss go on i don't think i'll
be able to top helena
but i'll give it a go it's not chanel
it's nice
oh that's nice
thank you
this is my rock bottom this is i guess a
typical day on the wild set i guess i
mean oh my phone is in here
i was really just wondering where my
phone was
james baldwin i love his books and
bug spray out here and then calamine
lotion when you don't use the bug
carnivores aren't the deadliest sports
in the wild you know don't make me guess
what it is
exposure slow killer
what a thirst ring because i'm blowing
through my stash here
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i must say right
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i don't know i think jenna yeah jenna
but she hasn't
she has an inhaler he doesn't have
anything to eat or drink
lego cookies i need these in my mouth
right now oh lord it's like a miracle
those are so much better than hot
cheetos
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my crystals yeah it looks like helps
survive
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is
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oh
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look at this this is what it's like
working on a studio
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