lamar lamar
you're taking notes or you're texting
you have anything you want to add
what do you think uh
well maybe the dude had a hammer
on an empty chamber or something or
where a french piece
only took five
no my idea works better if he has a full
six
i don't understand suicide
well that's because you're happy you got
a bmw m1
how you unhappy do i look happy
i'm not happy you know why
because i'm teaching the modern novel
to a classroom full of students who
don't give a
you know we really should have gone for
american realism
i mean let's have more frequent realism
i mean shouldn't i be teaching you
things yeah i should i mean i know all
you're here for is this deficiency of
english credits for jesus if i'm here
i ought to be doing better right
i could stand here start naked
and i could yell as loud as i want and
nobody cares
when you leave here today call your
parents
and tell them you apologize for wasting
their time and more importantly wasting
their money sitting in this classroom
learning absolutely nothing let's start
fresh let's clean the slate right now
let me introduce myself
my name is james bennett
i'm here pretending to teach and you've
been here pretending to learn
this is what i want you to do write down
that he saves the six shot symbolically
for himself
you're not gonna find a reference
anywhere okay because i am the only one
who thought of it all right it's in a
monograph somewhere
that got me into this situation where i
can't so i pretend to teach
and you pretend to learn lamar the
phone
you stay after everybody else just go
go go
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