NOW IMAGINE IF JAMES CORDEN THE HOST OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW"
HAD DECIDED TO TURN HIS LOS ANGELES HOME INTO A HOTEL, NOW,
IT SOUNDS KIND OF BIZARRE BUT DID HE JUST THAT AND IT'S BEEN
AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER.
SO HE HAS CALLED ME DOWN TO CHECK IT OUT.
THIS IS HOTEL HELL.
CHEESIER PLAWTION-- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
-- .
>> THIS IS EASILY THE BEST IDEA I HAVE EVER HAD, YOU THOUGH,
YOU'VE GOT AIRBNB, YOU'VE GOT HOTELS.
BUT WHAT'S MEAN THEM, HOME-TEL.
THAT IS WHERE HOME-TEL CORDEN AS A BRAND IS GOING TO TAKE THE
WORLD BY STORM.
>> JAMES?
>> James: WELCOME TO HOME-TEL CORDEN.
>> THE BEGINS.
FOLLOW ME TO GUEST RECEPTION.
WELCOME TO GUEST RECEPTION.
CHECKING IN?
>> YES.
>> MAY I HAVE YOUR NAME, PLEASE?
>> GORDON RAMSAY.
>> James: ARE YOU-- HOW ARE YOU SPELLING THAT?
>> R-A-M-S-A-Y.
>> James: THERE YOU ARE, GOT IT, THE CORDEN SUITE, THE FINEST
SUITE IN THE HOUSE.
THIS IS TO SCALE, ALL OF THIS.
LET'S GET YOU SETTLED IN.
FOLLOW ME I THINK GORDON WILL-- IT'S NOT THAT HE WILL
FIND PROBLEMS.
HE WILL SEE CREASES THAT CAN BE EASILY IRONED OUT.
>> JAMES, WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS.
>> James: AH, YOU NOTICED IT.
THISÑi IS THE WORLD FAMOUS CARDBOARD CAR YOAKEE.
GO IN, I KNOW YOU WANT TO.
>> I WANT TO GET TO MY ROOM.
>> James: GET IN THERE, THIS IS IT, LOOK AT THAT.
A DREAM ACHIEVED.
>> YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A HOTELIER.
>> James: BABY, BABY, BABY, OH, LIKE-- ♪ ♪ THANK YOU FOR
HELPING ME GET TO WORK AND YOU SAY.
>> [BLEEP] OFF.
LISTEN, JAMES, I'VE NEVER SEEN A RECEPTION LIKE IT ANYWHERE IN
THE WORLD.
THIS GUY IS A JOKE.
>> James: WE COULD LEAVE IT THERE.
>> SERIOUSLY?
>> James: THERE IT IS, THE JAMES CORDEN SUITE.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> James: THAT IS THE REACTION THAT EVERYBODY-- EVERYBODY IS
HERE.
THE BED, THE SHEETS, THIS IS VERY MUCH WHERE THE MAGIC
HAPPENS, YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.
>> IN THIS INTED-- -- .
>> James: MOVIES, READING MATERIALS.
HELLO!
REALLY MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME BECAUSE I KNOW I HAVE FEEL AT
HOME WHEN I'M IN HERE.
ALL RIGHT?
OKAY.
>> IN IS SO [BLEEP] CREEPY.
I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING TO HIM.
THE GUY IS DELEWDED.
A MESS EVERYWHERE.
THE GUY IS OBSESSED.
ALL OF THESE, INTO THE WOODS, WAS HE ONLY IN ONE MOVIE?
IT'S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN AND HE HAS HIS FACE ON A PUMPKIN.
SERIOUSLY?
>> OH PLEASE.
ALL NEW VENTURES HAVE STUMBLING BLOCKS AND HURDLES.
WAS ROME BUILT IN A DAY, NO?
WAS ROME BUILTñr IN TWO DAYS?
NO.
WAS ROME BUILT IN THEE DAYS, NO.
WAS ROME BUILT IN FOUR DAYS, NO, WAS ROME BUILT IN FIVE DAYS, NO.
WAS ROAM BUILT IN 63 DAY, ACTUALLY NOT.
WAS ROME BUILT IN 64 DAYS.
NO.
AND THAT'S HOW LONG WE HAVE BEEN OPEN.
GORED OFN.
>> AH, [BLEEP].
WHAT DO YOU THINK.
>> DO YOU HAVE I V ANY FOOD ALLERGIES.
>> I'M IN THE SHOWER.
NO, NO!
NO [BLEEP] FOOD ALLERGIES.
>> James: I WILL SEE YOU AT DINNER.
>> [BLEEP].
>> I WOULD BE LYING IF I WOULD SAY I'M NOT A LITTLE NERVOUS
ABOUT COOKING A MEAL FOR, YOU KNOW, ONE OF THE WORLD'S
GREATEST CHEFS.
I MEAN HE'S GOT MISH LEN STARS FOR DAYS, WHAT AM I OTHER THAN
THE NATION'S SWEETHEART.
THERE YOU ARE, DINNER IS SERVED.
>> [BLEEP] >> James: A YOU CAN CUM BER
AND AFTER DESSERT BANANA BOAT FRI-- FRICASSE.
I HAVE A WONDERFUL YEAR.
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> James: I THINK IT'S GOING WELL.
HE IS NOT VERY HUNGRY, THAT IS A BIG THING.
BUT I THINK HE'S HAVING A GREAT TIME.
AND THERE IS ONE MORE HOME-TEL EXPERIENCE THAT I THINK IS GOING
TO BLOW HIS MIND.
♪.
>> HI, EVERYBODY.
THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
DINNER AND A SHOW.
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT.
♪ THE DRINKS ARE FREE.
♪ I'M SUNSHINE.
♪ THERE'S ENOUGH OF-- ♪ ♪ BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY.
HOW MANY MOTHER IN LAWS DOES IT TAKE TO RUIN A MARRIAGE?
ONE.
MINE.
I'LL NEVER GET IT BACK.
>> [BLEEP] NEVER GET IT BACK.
>> James: THE FOOD IS TERRIBLE.
AND I THINK HE'S INSANE.
HE SERIOUSLY THINKS HE [BLEEP] CAN SING.
[BLEEP] NUT JOB.
>> James: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
WE JUST HAVE TIME FOR ONE MORE SONG.
>> NO, NO, NO, STOP.
I'M DONE.
NO, NO, NO MORE.
YOU ASKED ME HERE TO FIND OUT WHAT THE PROBLEMS ARE.
FOOD [BLEEP], MUSIC [BLEEP], AND YOU'RE JUST TERRIBLE AT IT.
>> I'M SORRY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HE SEEMED TO HAVE AN
OUTBURST.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS.
>> THE PROBLEM, YOU, AND YOU ONLY.
>> James: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, MY WIFE WON'T-- MY WIFE-- MY
KIDS ARE EMBARRASSED.
I AM-- I CAN'T, I CAN'T.
>> STOP EVERYTHING.
>> I'M SICK, I'M SICK.
>> SICK OF THE SIGHT OF MY OWN FACE.
>> YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, I PUT EVERYTHING INTO THIS.
I PUT EVERYTHING INTO THIS.
AND I DON'T-- I GOT ONE IDEA THAT CAN HELP FIX THIS PLACE.
(LAUGHTER) >> GORDON, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO
ME.
THIS IS MY HOUSE.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: A HUGE THANKS TO GORDON RAMSAY, WHAT A SPORT.
SEASON THREE OF HOTEL HELL PREMIERS TUESDAY MAY 24th.
IT'S ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.
YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT.