This evening we will be tasting donuts,
that were from places in America.
They're not representative of the entire nation,
but they are from America.
Okay ?
Yeah, I saw the cupcake video, so I was like "Oh, hopefully it's not that".
Weird donuts. Breast milk donuts.
Verruca donuts.
Like a donut with like dog food sprinkled on top, maybe, is that? would that? would that be it?
This, this doesn't look too bad.
We'll take our time
This doesn't look too bad
Ok, we'll ease in, we'll sniff, and smell. This looks okay.
Did you burn a donut? I feel like you're giving us burnt donuts.
I feel like I have to bless myself.
Cause they're so holy.
Potato donuts? What!?
Yea, you could've said "This is a donut."
I would have not, that's not what I
But it's like "Potato". OH MY GOD!
They've destroyed the potato, that's a fact
It's a potato in them.
The thing is, I can't taste anything wow
If they grew out of the ground like that,
I'd push them back in.
That's what I'd do.
That way you gave us a nice one at the start
Just to set us up.
Just to really f*** us over.
Okay. It looks like a really sad starter.
I was imagining donuts
from like Homer Simpson,
you know, the way he eats donuts,
round his finger, he keeps it-
There's no bloody hole in it!
I like it!
Nah
No ?
You bite into it and you got like a mouthful of oil?
*laughs* it's disgusting
I could imagine Donald Trump
here we go, yea?
When he's looking for some advice...
'Hello?'
*laughing*
'What should I do today?'
My fingers are very greasy after that,
should they be greasy?
It's tastes like the bottom- like the chips that are left
in the bottom of a fryer
I'd say stop making them
and just...
It's the right stuff. It's bacon. It's bacon. It's bacon on a donut.
Yeah, you had her up until you said the word spam.
It does look like an old irish scone, doesn't it?
That's been smashed into the side of an Opel Corsa
You know, aesthetically pleasing. It's-It's-It's-It's presented well. It doesn't look bad. It doesn't look bad.
Hmm It's like work to get through it.
It's interesting. There's a lot going on.
Compared to the other two, this one's quite good. I quite like this.
Yeah heat that bad boy up- He could be onto something.
Now this looks the bomb.
Yeah. What's wrong with it?
Is this like a chocolate chip cookie donut?
Give over will you? Cookie dough is happiness.
It's just a cookie donut.Well this is something I can get on board on.
Oh my god, it's amazing. What's wrong with it?
It's just a donut with the stuff on top but it's nice, it's good.
That's a human killer, that one there.
The fat child inside me is doing Irish dancing.
This is pretty good. It's better than sex.
Ahhhh. Happy heart attack donut. You've just named it.
You've just named it. So worth it.
What's this? Ahh- Are those- Are those nuts?
I don't want to eat that now 'cause I had such a ni- Why didn't you leave that one to last? That was lovely.
Is this bar snacks donut? Oh, for f-
You drop it into your pint. Are they covered in piss?
Is that like smashed up Doritos and nuts?
Are these being held on with mayonnaise?
I was gonna say it smells like the cinema.
They're made and glazed and confused in Chicago. The f***? .
At least it's got a good name
Contrasting tastes there.
She's a legend, isn't she really, of a donut.
I didn't expect it.
Now that's grim. Is there any more of the second last one cause that one was amazing.
How's it going mate- got something new for you here
Now what do you think of that
You get a punch in the face
Take your nuts away from us
Actually thought doritos, actually weren't that bad
The first thing that comes to mind is they can keep them
My least favorite was uh when the cookie dough one was gone
The potato one was actually fine
But it's just tainted now because it's potato
I love them bring them home to me
If you're from America and you haven't eaten any of these donuts before look them up they're out there.
We found them and were not even from America
Broaden your horizons or do not donut comment. *laughing* sorry She had to go there
Ah, it's a swell time here at Facts Hoo boy
Don't- don't go! You're my only friend