what was on your mind the last time we
were having sex last thing that I can
remember thinking was the pennies that I
had on top of your head it was the last
time it was the last time you
masturbated where was I
what get the booze ready when was the
last time you masturbated where was I
would you like some vodka
here's your booze when was the last time
you masturbated where the hell was I I
was looking at some photos that you'd
tend to text me oh yeah salad what's the
craziest thing you've ever done sexually
with an ex I'm gonna drink what's the
craziest thing you've ever done sexually
with an ex oh thanks sorry mom I don't
want to say that on camera
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solution thirsty human parched suddenly
what's the craziest thing you've ever
done sexually with an ex what's the
craziest thing you've ever done sexually
with an ex sex in a chicken coop
love that you don't sip it down it
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what's your least favorite sex position
why anything we have to be really
flexible with my legs and why because
I'm not very flexible when was the last
time you faked an orgasm and why if I
was put in a coma how long would you
wait for me at least three years it's
like a good amount of time here you know
I don't think you want to live in a coma
for the rest of your life
not only are you not can take one with
him over the lips and past the gums look
out stomach here it comes
Oh what would you think if you caught me
watching porn again again what would you
think if you caught me watching porn
that's nothing new
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I watch it with him why not
man you got her so loose since she's
gonna show you everything you one name
two celebrities you want to have sex
with if we weren't together Keith
Richards and Christopher Plummer yeah
Brad Pitt everybody says Brad Pitt
Cristiano Ronaldo
really yeah seeing his body name two
celebrities you would want to have sex
with if you if we weren't together just
like so much
if kidding I'm just kidding Beyonce and
Mariah Carey
ooh Angelina Jolie whoo my favorite name
two celebrities you'd want to have sex
with if we weren't together if you're in
the coma can I just mean that I know Oh
Zoe Saldana
but like the Avatar version which is I
want to know who you you have sex with
if that's not the question okay pretty
good I'm dropped yeah
the average duration of sex for most
couples is around 10 minutes how long do
you think we laugh all right I would say
15 minutes maybe there was a time this
longer I don't know I remember I feel
like I'm on family feud here why do you
love me I don't know it's hard to put
into words it's just how you make me
feel
you're strong responsible smart and
handsome he loves me for who I really am
and not the persona I portray everything
always comes from a good place in your
heart I think you would give the shirt
right off your back and fit if someone
needed it that's the kind of person you
are
it's one of the best people I know
my favorite love you
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