[Jesse] Have you been playing this game at all?
[Dunkey] Uh, not really!
[Jesse] All right, let's see...
You're at...
Okay, you're looking at about two hours...
Okay!
I'm sitting at...
36!
[Dunkey] Uh, oh!
[Jesse] Yeah!
[Dunkey] Yeah!
Pa, pa, pow!
Yeh!
GIVE ME A HUG!
Just, super!
DUPER!
FUCKING!
BIG ASS!
BLAST!
*evil laugh*
[Jesse] Don't look!
[Dunkey] Holy shit!
You fucking died, Jesse!
*evil laugh*
You can never face me, kid!
I have over 500 powers!
*evil laugh*
[Jesse] Stop!
They say O-
They have a power level!
[Dunkey] Wait, Don't!
Don't!
No!
Nyooom!
You just killed 10,000 people.
[Jesse] It's whatever!
[Dunkey] Bah, Bah, Bah, Bah!
*laughs*
Bah, Bah, Bah, Bah!
Ahhh!
Shit!
Come on, bald baby!
Go get 'em-! Ooh!
NO!
That's it, Jesse!
Now you're making me use my true power!
Super DIAPER BLAST!
CHAAAAAANGE-!!!
See this green guy?
[Jesse] that is-
[Dunkey] His name is Piccolo!
[Jesse] *laughs* Shut the fuck up!
*sigh*
[Dunkey] Kick it!
Kick, kick!
I'm gonna- Fuck!
Do you think this is how he is in the show?
[Jesse] No, I don't! [Dunkey] You kick?
[Jesse] Vegeta is a fucking pride warrior
part of the Sayian race
He would never do something so simple-minded as that!
Come here, bitch!
[Dunkey] Kick!
*laughs*
Just like the TV show, baby!
[Jesse] That's not how the fucking show goes!
[Dunkey] Yehaaa!
[Jesse] I didn't block that one!
[Dunkey] Ooooohhh!!!
That's his mom!
Bam!
[Jesse] What did you just say?
[Dunkey] You can't face me, Jesse.
I've seen every episode!
[Jesse] What's the character's name that you're playing?
[Dunkey] This man is called horseradish!
[Jesse] A'ight!
[Dunkey] Right?
[Jesse] Nice- nice try!
My debit card came in today.
It's a fucking...
Disney Princess card!.
I don't know why. *Dunkey laughing in the background*
[Dunkey] What?
[Jesse] It's fucking ass Disney Princess.
I didn't pick it. I just-
[Dunkey] Why did you pick that?
[Jesse] I didn't!
I said pick me a random one
and the guy picked me a fucking princess one
You know what?
This is for all the Dragon Ball Z fans out there, right here.
[Dunkey] Shit!
NO! [Jesse] Yeah!
I can guess you!
You do the same-
You go punch, punch.
You go "Middle punch, middle punch, middle punch",
"lower punch, lower punch, lower punch".
Alright, wait, you switched-
See?
[Dunkey] Ooohh!!!
That's, that's called kamehameha in the show.
[Jesse] It is! [Dunkey] The laser
[Jesse] Wait, that is it!
You actually called it right, too!. It's "kame-hameha"
Not "Ka-Me Ha-May-A!"
How?
[Dunkey] It's Spanish!
[Jesse] Ok! *laughs* and it's gone.
[Dunkey] Baby Bash! Yeah!
[Jesse] Fucking bald baby.
His name is Krillin! What am I saying?
[Dunkey] Don't hit him, he's pink!
Come on!
Oh!
Oh my god!
[Jesse] Oh, Shit!
[Dunkey] Oh my god!
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom
Bang, Bang!
Ooh! Look at this!
BING!
Oh, hey!
Yah!
Look at this!
Pow!
Punch!
Yeah!
Monkey hit!
Yaahh!!!
[Jesse] Nice monkey hit!
[Dunkey] I'm bringing in Wonder Man!
[Jesse] That's Piccolo!
[Dunkey] WONDER MAN!!!
All right, Jesse. I'll give you one chance.
Do your biggest move!
That was it?
[Jesse] Gotcha!
*laughing*
[Dunkey] On the next episode of DRAGON FIGHT!
Jesse actually thinks he's pretty good at this game!
[Jesse] The thing is is that I'm pretty good at this game
[Dunkey] But, will he ever be able to win?!
EVER?!
Or he will just get kicked into a building and die?
[OTHER GUY] Is Jason better than you at that, like, weeaboo game?
[Jesse] No. I'm actually better, but...
[Dunkey] But I keep winning.
*laughing*
[Dunkey] Alright, Alright!
Jesse?, Jesse? Come on!
Come on!
Alright, Alright!
Now, come!
Let me play.
Here- Here we go!
No!
Oh my god!
Put me down!
Let me play the game!
Fight!- Do I get to play?
Do I get to play-?
Oh! Here we go!
No!
*laughing* No!
No!
Ahh!!!
Still in it!
Ohhh!!!
Noooooo!!!
The fuck?
What the fuck is that?
*laughing*
How come-? This guy is called Piccolo then?
[Jesse] He kinda looks like a pickle?
Everybody's named after vegetables
[Dunkey] Ohhh!!!
[Jesse] Veggie-ta!
[Dunkey] Oh, yep! [Jesse] Get it?
[Dunkey] Yep!. Horseradish!
[OUTRO]