Murr, here's an idea.
Be looking for something behind that couch
when the guy walks in.
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Say, "Have a seat. I'll be right with you."
Have a seat. I'll be right with you.
Okay. One second.
[ Laughter ]
"I dropped a nickel."
I dropped a nickel is all. Oh, yeah.
Q: "Buffalo. Buffalo."
It's a Buffalo one. I collect them.
Oh, okay, okay, nice.
Alright, Murr, ready? Give me six minutes there.
[ Laughter ]
What's your -- What's your name, bud?
Chad. Chad?
Yes. James. Nice to meet you.
I'm a nutritionist here.
"Take me through your eating habits."
Chad, take me through your eating habits.
Um, my eating habits are, like,
when I wake up in the morning,
I have cereal. You have cereal.
Slowly work your way behind couch.
Yup. Ooh.
And I just try to pace myself and just try to, uh...
God. [ Chuckles ]
...get some good rest at nighttime, as well.
Actually, me and my girlfriend, we was thinking about
joining a gym, um, sometime soon,
because, you know, we're both trying...
Yeah.
...stay fit. But, uh, are you alright?
Yeah, I'm just -- I've almost got it.
[ Laughter ]
What's the longest you ever stuck to a diet, Chad?
Um, I'll say about six months, and it was so funny --
Try and sneak out of the room without him seeing you.
Is this a gold-plated nickel or something?
How often do you eat fried foods, Chad?
How often do I eat fried foods?
I eat fried foods, uh...
Take me through a whole day of eating yesterday.
Okay, um...
Um...
Yesterday, I ate, uh -- What did I have yesterday?
I had, uh... [ Laughter ]
Keep going. Keep going, Chad. Keep going.
Okay, yeah, yeah, how about -- how about -- yeah.
Um, yesterday in the morning I had some chicken...
Yeah. ...and I had some rice.
Q: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Sometimes I track it, but not all the time.
Not all the time.
It's like, for me, it's just all off --
All off the way I feel.
Like, for example, I'll be going somewhere...
Q: Alright, go, go, go!
...and I'll be passing the mall,
and if I have something the matter with me,
there's certain things that I want that I would --
[ Laughter ]
What the hell?
What if I go in right now and be like, "Hey, what's up?
Joe: What if I go in right now and be like, "Hey, what's up?
Are you Chad?" "I'm the nutritionist.
I'm the nutritionist." Oh, my God, oh, my God!
I'll do my turn. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, right into his turn!
Right into Joe's turn.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
Hey, how's it going? Hey, I'm good.
How you doing? Good, how are you?
Good. "We having fun in here?"
We having fun in here?
Hi, I'm Joe.
I'm the nutritionist. Hey, Joe, how you doing?
Hi, what's your name? I'm Chad.
Chad, nice to meet you.
Ah, sorry to keep you waiting.
So we're just basically trying to get some nutritional information.
Joe, at some point, you got to notice
that your lucky Buffalo nickel is missing --
is missing from the...
A trainer, um...
it's been on and off throughout my life.
You know, on and off, um, as -- I'm sorry.
I'm just a little distrac-- I was looking for my, um --
my Buffalo nickel.
You looking for what? I-I have --
I have a lucky Buffalo nickel that I leave on my desk
that was given to me by my grandfather.
There was a guy in here. He was all --
I don't know his name. He was looking for a nickel.
There was a guy looking for my grandfather's
Buffalo nickel that he carried in World War II?
"Pulp Fiction" -- the story --
my grandfather carried it up his ass.
Yeah, well, it's the Buffalo nickel
that my grandfather took back from World War II.
You know, he carried it as a good luck charm around with him.
Are you serious? Yeah.
He stored it in his ass the whole time.
[ Laughter ]
I came in here, and I saw him on this --
on this couch, and he was trying to find the nickel.
That's why the couch was out here?
Yeah.
Press him for a description of who stole the nickel.
What did you -- What'd he look like?
Bald guy. He's kind of skinny.
Bald guy, skinny. Yeah.
"Was he a white mother[bleep]?"
Was he a white mother[bleep]
Yeah.
Yep.
He's a white mother[bleep].
"White, bald mother[bleep]
stole my grandfather's Buffalo nickel."
[ Laughter ]
I'm sorry.
We're doing your -- your thing, but I --
It's hard for me to accept that some white bald mother[bleep] comes in here,
steals my grandfather's Buffalo ass-nickel,
and [bleep] ducks out.
[ Laughter ]
Alright, based on all this information,
do you think you'd like to take another nutrition class with me?
Yeah.
So, that's a yes for me.
How about for that bald mother[bleep] that was behind the couch?
I don't know him, so I'd say no.
You'd say no. I lost?!
After all that, I lost?!