You guys, between all of you sitting here,
you have made over $4 billion at the box office.
That is a lot of power right here.
Wow.
[APPLAUSE]
I did that math this morning.
Thank you.
I did the math for you this morning.
So you should ask for more money.
Roughly, yeah.
Especially if you all go as a package.
Yeah, exactly.
It was a great cast.
I mean, what a great movie.
I'll talk about that later.
Because I want to talk about other things first.
But the movie is fantastic.
Thank you.
Good.
It's incredible.
And you're unrecognizable as Megyn Kelly.
It's crazy.
Thanks, Ellen.
I kept looking for what they did to you.
I was like, where--
really.
So what happened here?
I wanted to ask that.
Oh.
I was doing a film in London.
And I injured-- I tore the ligament off
the bone of my thumb, and then came back, and checked it out.
And I ended up with three surgeries on my arm.
How did you do that, by the way?
I was fighting a very big guy.
And he had a armored vest on.
And my thumb got stuck inside his vest.
And he decided to make a sharp move.
And my whole thumb just went back.
And did you know that at the time, that you did that?
I fell to my knees and cried like a girl.
Uh-huh.
[LAUGHTER]
And then you also injured your vocal cords doing--
Oh, my god!
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
Are you always injured?
I mean, are you a liability like she is on a set?
Because it seems like she shouldn't be hired anymore.
We have a matching injury.
We have--
Matching scar, don't you?
We both had a fusion gun in necks,
by the same doctor, same disk.
Yeah.
Suddenly, we've turned into Dr. Oz here.
I don't know why.
All right, first of all, have y'all known each other before
you got involved in this movie?
Yes.
Yeah.
How did you all meet?
God, Nicole and I met--
I have very vivid memories of meeting
Nicole for the first time.
Because I was just so awestruck.
Mm!
I was at the "MTV Movie Awards" ceremony.
And they asked me to present.
And I was just on the red carpet taking photos.
And, out of the peripheral of my eye, saw Nicole Kidman,
and had a small seizure.
I remember touching that velvet jacket.
And I was like, even her jacket is so soft, a total stalker!
And then when did you meet Margot?
We passed each other at a photo shoot.
Yeah, I met you first at a--
Just kind of like, you know--
--in passing.
And then--
I had a horrible fear--
I had to shoot somewhat naked.
And I had this horrible fear that you saw that.
And so I couldn't make eye contact with you.
No, I didn't see you!
OK.
I didn't.
Just wanted to clear that up.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm glad we're knotting it out now.
All right, fantastic, all right.
What were you shooting naked?
Like a photo shoot?
Yeah, it was for W. We were all doing a thing for W.
And none of the clothes fit me.
So you just-- that's how those nude things happen.
[LAUGHTER]
We always think it's planned but it's
just that the clothes didn't fit.
She was clothed when I met her.
But it was shortly after that moment.
And then Nicole, I met Nicole at the Oscars-- maybe
we'd met before that?
But I remember--
We did the W cover.
Yeah, that's right.
We've done it-- W is the big--
This is how we all how we all wind up together.
But we did a cover together.
And then we--
We were wearing gloves.
--at the Oscars.
And I'd brought my mom.
And I'd told my mom to play it cool
and not freak out over anyone.
And then I turned my back for five seconds.
And she's talking to Nicole Kidman.
And I was like, hissing at her.
I was like, leave Nicole alone!
And she was like, but she talked to me first!
I did.
Nicole had so kind we found out my mom's name,
and had tried to make her feel comfortable, And meanwhile --
had gone over to have a chat.
But I ruined it, eh?
And she's so nice!
-- my mom.
She's got a great mom, just so everybody knows.
Just so everybody knows.
It's so funny, everybody is so excited to meet you.
That's very flattering, that everybody is flipping out
when they go to meet you and touch your soft clothing.
Yeah, yeah.
This is not soft.
This is very, very rough.
Is it?
I'll still touch it.
It's nice.
What is it?
It is.
It's not soft.
It's sort a Hessian, isn't it?
It's what?
A Hessian?
What's a Hessian?
Hessian, it's a fabric.
Hessian is a fabric?
Yes, yes.
I don't know Hessian.
I know a Hessian.
Not this Hessian.
What else would you like to know?
Your pants are wool.
This here is leather, and denim.
I know most fabrics.
I just don't--
Just no Hessian.
I was raised Christian Science.
I don't know a lot of fabrics.