[music playing]
Welcome aboard. If you're watching this video,
then let me be the first to say congratulations.
You've recently been hired by the Chum Bucket Restaurant,
and this is your first official day of training.
Since nobody applied for the job,
we've built a new employee instead.
System online. Ready to make chum.
Oh, no, you've got quite a lot to learn
before you're ready to make some chum.
Apart from working one of the least popular restaurans
in Bikini Bottom, your primary objective
will be helping Mr. Plankton steal
the Krabby Patty secret formula.
Analysis confirms this is a waste
of company time and resources.
Hmm. Perhaps I need to take you back to how it all started.
You might think Sheldon J. Plankton,
founder and owner of the Chum Bucket,
was always the colossal failure he is today.
[laughing]
And you're right,
but through Plankton's perseverance and science,
the Chum Bucket was born.
Of course, the chum itself was still a work in progress.
Go on, sir, tell your buddies what you think.
But luckily for us, that's where you come in.
Does this mean I can make some chum now?
Not quite yet. You still need to learn more about...
In order to successfully steal the Krabby Patty formula,
no expense has been spared to turn the Chum Bucket
into a fully operational battle station.
[Plankton]
This is my lab.
[barking]
And this is my laboratory.
A key factor to your employment will be creating
clever inventions and schemes
to use on Mr. Plankton's enemies.
[laughing]
Ouch.
These include, but not limited to robot disguises...
Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli.
Brainwashing...
You hate Krabby Patties.
I'm late for savvy patties.
Barnacle Boy, we're late for...
[snoring]
Oh, for crying out loud.
And, of course, modern warfare.
Do your worst, Krabs!
I hate my job.
Creativity and innovation are only half the job.
The other half, you could say, is...
Making chum?
Close, but the answer we were looking for was...
One workplace hazard you need to be aware of is
on any given day, the Chum Bucket
could be completely destroyed.
Wait. What?
[screaming]
[beeping]
Yes, accidents can happen, and a mess will be the results.
When it comes to your work station,
it is essential to keep it clean and tidy.
What's that awful stench?
You're not boiling your underpants again, are you?
The Chum Bucket is on a cold streak
when it comes to health and safety regulations.
[burping]
The Chum Bucket's chum, though delicious,
can also be a hazard
to the environment and community.
So I said to Andy that um-
Yeah, Larry, I'm gonna have to call ya back.
Luckily for you, chum expires every week at the same time.
Once this happens, it must be disposed of properl.
We simply can not emphasize 'properly' enough.
Mr. Plankton can not afford to pay any more fines.
Hmm. One billion dollars?!
Don't forget that the Chum Bucket restaurant
is first and foremost, a restaurant.
And with a restaurant comes hungry patrons.
Don't crowd. There's more chumbalaya where they came fro.
Unfortunately.
[grunting]
So it's important to learn more about....
[flushing]
If employees are the heart of the Chum Bucket,
then it's customers are also the hearts
because Plankton's are single cell organisms.
You get it?
Boo.
It's no secret that business has been slow for several year,
and restaurant patrons are indeed a rare breed.
But it's always important to be patient
and always remain professional.
[screaming, beeping]
In the rare occasions we do have a customer,
it's essential to keep them there for as long as possible,
even if it means the rest of their lives.
[dinging]
They say the customer is always right,
but in some cases they are not. In these instances,
every employee must assert their dominance
and be ready to clap back at any patron.
I'm Plankton, you old hag
and your son smells like boogers.
Hey, you can't talk to my wife that way!
What do you think this is?
I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty.
That's what it is.
Hey, you can't talk to my grandson like that.
Someone ought to put you in a mental hospital.
Someone should put you in a box
floating down the river, Grandma!
You're probably right.
You people are crazy!
Mr. Plankton doesn't sound very nice.
Mr. Plankton didn't say anything
anyone else wasn't already thinking.
What?!
Okay, let's all calm down
before you say something you'll regret.
Remember, no employee wants to be a Karen.
[screaming]
[grunting]
[screaming]
Karen, baby, let's be reasonable here.
Now that you're all caught up, I think you're finally ready
to make some chum.
Just breathe in that noxious smell.
Mmm mmm. [gagging]
Chumbalaya, chum nuggets, chum on a stick,
the voluptuous, mouthwatering,
goose bumping, heart stopping pride
and joy of the Chum Bucket.
Yes. Yes!
It's perfection.
[laughing]
Are you ready to get started? Where'd he go?
Barnacles. There goes another one.
[music playing]