This girl thinks she's coming in to be
a co-host on the reality show
Yes
She thinks she's coming here
to assist me in my dog grooming business
that's gonna be, now, a new reality hit.
Raquel, what do you do?
I'm playing a world-famous celebrity
who has her own reality show, "Raquel's World."
This is my dog Charade.
So, this girl is gonna somehow mess up your dog?
I hope so.
She's here.
Okay, let's go.
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Hi.
Hey. How you doing?
Hi. I'm good. I'm Brianna.
I'm Julian.
Nice to meet you, Julian.
Yeah. Everybody calls me T-Dog, though.
T-Dog, nice to meet you.
Yeah. Come on over here.
I want to be on TV.
I love to be the center of attention.
I enjoy being in front of the camera,
so I think I would be perfect for this.
I took acting classes to prepare me fo.
You love dogs?
I love dogs, yes.
So, I grew up with dogs my whole life,
and I love being around them.
They're so sweet, and I just feel like
they have the sweetest hearts.
They do.
They're so nice, yes.
I specialize in small dogs.
We've got a Corgi right here.
Aw, so sweet!
Yeah, we just groomed her.
And I'm looking
for somebody to be my groom-mate.
Your groom-mate. I love it.
Well, hopefully, I'll do good.
Yeah.
Um, I do have, actually,
a celebrity friend coming over.
Who?
Her name's Raquel. Do you know Raquel?
I don't, no. No?
No. You haven't
heard of Raquel?
No, I haven't.
Yeah, well, she has her own reality show
called "Raquel's World."
Oh, that's awesome.
"Raquel's World." Awesome.
Yeah, yeah.
That's great. I mean, hey.
Oh, hey, there's Raquel.
Raquel! Hi!
(laughing)
Oh!
This is Charade. This is Charade.
Hi. I'm Brianna. Oh, nice to
meet you.
Nice to meet you.
You're gonna be taking care of
Hi. I'm Brianna. Oh, nice to
meet you.
hook Charade up to Mt. Olympus?
Okay, let's go. All right, Charade.
Yeah, you can do that.
All right. Here you go.
All right, Charade.
Let's go right this way.
All right.
She should be fine with...
All right, cutie.
Now, you said
you was looking for some collars.
Yes.
Can you do me a favor?
Of course.
Can you just start brushing?
I would love to, yeah.
Okay, and let me take Raquel out
and look at the leashes.
Bye, mama.
I'll come pick you up tomorrow. Bye.
We'll get along. After you, Raquel.
Are we good?
Hey, we good.
(laughing)
I'm brushing Charade for the first time.
She's so sweet. I'm so excited.
A little bit lumpy, though.
Uh, Raquel,
she wants some help on the collars.
Okay.
Can you come help me out?
Yeah.
All right, Charade, stay put.
Yeah, she'll stay put.
Hi. Hi.
I need a new collar for my dog.
All right.
(Raquel) I already did pink. I already did purple.
I was thinking of blue.
(Brianna) Maybe if you added a bow?
(Raquel) In her ear, right?
Yes. That would be so cute.
Okay. Let's go with the blue.
Okay, you want to go with this one? All right.
And I'll pick her up tomorrow.
We'll take great care of her, I promise.
Bye, guys. Thank you.
All right.
Bye. Bye.
Hold on. Where's-- where's the dog?
Where Charade is at?
Charade was on the table when we walked out.
What are you doing? So, everybody was out?
No, hang on, hang on. The show is not
responsible for the dogs.
What do you mean, the show
is not responsible for the dogs?
(phone ringing)
Hold on.
Hello. Hey. Hey, Raquel.
How you doing?
All right. Raquel is on her way back.
Like, what can we do? Uh...
I mean, we could use that dog as Charade.
That's a good idea.
They look the same.
Can you--? Yeah.
That's a good idea.
They look the same.
about that, but they did call me.
It's all good. Hi.
It's all good.
Speak.
Charade? Wait. Okay.
(phone ringing)
Speak, Charade.
Hold on.
Wait, is the table making you nervous?
Charade.
Hey, I gotta--
I gotta take a call.
Wait. Why is she not responsive?
We didn't drug her.
Maybe she's tired.
What happened to the other Corgi that was in the cage?
Um... It went for a walk.
Went for a walk. (sniffing)
By itself?
Um... It went for a walk.
Hi.
This is weird.
Hi.
How are you doing?
I work with Animal Control.
I got called about a dog on the loose
and this is the collar of that dog.
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Where are you, T?
What?
What the--?
(Brianna) Oh, my God.
I didn't-- look. I put-- wait!
Hold on! Raquel! I put-- I...
Okay, well, listen, I was doing a news interview
about the coyotes in the area, so let's go out
and talk to him and maybe we can get the word out.
I'm sorry. We're live, and right now,
a report of a missing dog.
You lost your dog?
Animal control found it.
Okay, um...
So, everything's good.
I'm trying to... I'm trying to get this right. So...
Did you say--? I'm sorry, I just want to clarify,
'cause you were telling me a different story.
Are you changing your story?
I feel like you're not being honest.
Will you be... will you guys be truthful with me?
'Cause I feel like there's a lot of
looking around and uncomfortable silences.
Will you tell me what's going on?
I don't know.
Well, it's very confusing.
Do I have your permission
to use your likeness on the news?
I would rather you not, but...
Okay. Do I have your permission
to use your likeness on "Fameless"?
"Fameless"? What's "Fameless"?
I don't know what that is.
It's the prank show you're on right now
and have been all day.
(laughter)
ahh!
I cannot believe it.
Oh my gosh, that was
I...
Don't like any of you right now at this moment
Just tears of relief honestly
David Spade...
You are crazy!