- (React) Today, we are doing a new type of format.
I surveyed 1,763 girlfriends on all things relationships and love!
And today, you'll be playing a game of Guess What Those Girlfriends
Answered When I Asked Them a Bunch of Questions About
Love and Relationships. - (both laugh)
- I can't wait for that to make the edit.
- (React) First question, number one!
Dedicated to all the short kings out there.
- Yes! - Oh! Love us a short king.
- (React) Would you date someone significantly shorter than you?
What percentage of all of those girlfriends said yes?
- Is smashing different than dating? - No. No.
- 'Cause I think there's a lot of girls that would smash a guy
that's shorter than them. - People are very vain.
- Very. - You can say you're not, but...
- What's really interesting about this poll is you're not asking
any of them directly.
- It's anonymous! - So, they literally can be honest,
where it's like, "No." - (React) What do you say?
- I put 42%. - (React) 42%.
- I said 10%. - (React) 10%?!
- She's probably right, and I really just wanted
to give it for the-- yeah. - I put 7.
- (React) Seve-- - I put-- oh!
- Dirty 30! - (React) 30% said yes.
- I said 13. - (React) 13%!
- I am 5 foot 2. - Oh, wow. Okay. Okay.
- So, anybody's gonna really-- - (Dani) Our [censored] are at
the same level, though. - (Jair) Yeah, baby, I'm 5'6".
- My pool of applicants is significantly smaller as it is
if I'm only going for guys that are taller than me.
Gentlemen, I'm open to it.
- (React) The answer is 36.7%! - [Censored]!
- Yo! - (React) Point to Martine!
- Woo-woo! - Okay. No, I have no faith
in humanity. - They wanna pretend like they would,
but if it's ever presented in front of them,
they're not gonna do it. - (React) Okay.
- So, that's what you account for. What do I have?
- You have crumbs on your face, sweetie.
- Thank you! - (both laugh)
- A little oopsie. (snickers) - (React) Do you like being
the little spoon or big spoon? What percentage said big spoon?
- This might be pretty hard. - (React) Brian, you a big spoon
or a little spoon? - I'm a little spoon.
- (React) You're a little spoon? - I'm a little spoon.
- When I turn, he turns. And then, when he turns, I spoon.
So, it's just... - (React) Aww. So, it's adorable.
- We're just fair. - That is so cute!
- (React) But what do the ladies of the world think?!
What do you guess? - 20%.
- (React) 20%? - I said 25.
- (React) 25. - 20%-- make sure I'm right--
like being the big spoon. - (React) The big spoon.
- Three, two, one. - I put 48.
- (React) 48%. - I put a little spoon--
- Oh! Do I-- - Oh yeah. I forgot to put
a percentage. - Big spoon. (laughs)
- I should probably do that. - (React) 12%!
- 63%! - (React) 63%?!
- You like being the big spoon? - Yeah!
- 25. - (React) 25%.
- I put 48. - (React) 48%! Correct answer is...
20.4%! - Bang!
- Dude, you're so good. - Boom, boo-boom!
- I'm not good at this! See, again, I said I have weird
opinions on things. - I love that so much.
I can just imagine your boyfriend's like six-something.
- I'm like a [censored] jetpack. (laughs)
- I swear to God, she's connected to every single woman everywhere.
- (React) Have you ever sent a sext to someone?
What percentage of girlfriends said yes?
- Well, you know...you know.
- Okay. But women are hot.
- (React laughs) - So...
- Three, two, one. 90. - (React) 100%! 90%! Whoa!
- I said 33%. - 33% of girlfriends
have sent a sext. - I also love how you're using
a teensy portion of the board. - (React laughs)
76%! - Holy [censored].
- First number that came into my mind.
I personally don't do it also because of being
in the public space. - Yeah. I have never, personally.
- (React) Me either. Terrifies me. - I said 80.
- Oh, okay. - (React) 80%. And 78%.
- Wow, we were-- - Yeah, girl.
- Everything exists... - Everywhere.
- ...forever! Forever! - (React) Boom. That's what I tell
my daughter all the time. - Please just remember that.
Forever. Even if you think it's gone, it's not gone.
- (React) Do you think 68.2% remembered that?
- Whoa! What?! - (React) Dani with the point.
- Go, Dani. - See, that actually surprises me.
- They lied. - If you take anything from this video,
just remember that it is forever. And when you run for president,
I really don't want that showing up for you.
- Of course! - (React) You don't have control of it.
- That's why you make sure it looks really good,
so if it does leak... - (React laughs)
Your partner farts real loud in public. - Okay.
- (React) What do you do? High five them and have a good laugh?
Raise your hand and take the stinky blame in the name of love?
Point at them, make a scene, and make sure the world knows
who did it? Or ignore it, continue on,
and never speak of the farty moment again?
What is the number one response? Remember, what would
these girlfriends choose? - Oh, shit!
- 'Cause I know my relationship. - (React) What would you guys choose?
- Oh, it's high five them! - High five them!
- (React laughs) - No one's high fiving.
That's definitely not the top answer.
- I said point at them. - 100%!
- They could see-- make sure the world knows who did it.
Can you imagine what goes on in their private time? Jesus.
- (React) Ignore it from Jair. And...
- (Jair) What's that say?! - (Dani) I was trying to spell iguana.
- (React) Three, two, one. Little spoon. No.
- High five. - (React) Ignore.
- I said ignore it. - (React) Ignore it!
- What?! - (React) Continue on and never
speak of the farty moment again. - What?!
- Yes! - (React) You both get a point.
- Yeah! Let's go! - You know what you do?
Your guy farts, eat [censored].
I'm just kidding. (laughs) - (React laughs)
- First of all, right after? How dare you?
- (React) Bonus point: What percentage do you think
chose ignore it? - Oh, [censored].
- Don't ignore the fart. Embrace it.
- (React) 43%. And 40! Very close! - Ohhh!
- Did we just answer the same thing?
- Oh, [censored]! - (React) Both of you 36%!
- Whoa! - Our brains!
- We're like morphing into the same human being.
- (React) 80%. 38%. The correct answer is 49.9%.
But look at the number two answer. - Ew.
- Y'all think you're cute. - (React) 42% said they would
high five! (laughs) Half of them said they would
ignore it, which blows my mind. - Oh my god. And then,
the other 42% said high five them. - (React) Brian with another point!
- Let's go! The 42% for the high five?
Those are the real ones. - Thank you.
- I love how nobody said, "It was me."
- "I farted. I volunteer." - I volunteer as tribute!
- (React) True or false: A sense of humor is
the most important trait when looking for a partner.
Gun to your head, what is the number one trait
in a partner that you're looking for?
- Trust. - (React) Good one. I like that.
- I want really undeniable chemistry with somebody,
so I feel like if that's based on humor, then great.
- Yeah. - But if it's based on them
being just an awesome human being, then I'm like...
- (React) Okay. All right. - That's true.
- (React) 100%! - 80.
- (laughs) - You definitely said 100.
- They'll just make a joke, and they're just so funny.
And I'm like, "Damn, what's happening to the dude?
They're like the hottest person ever."
- (React) What percentage of girlfriends did you think?
47! 73! - Wow. We're really on the polar--
I think she might be right, though. - (React) 48%.
- 48. - (React) 15%!
- Women are-- I don't think the big thing is humor.
- (React) 58.3% says it's true! - You're on the board.
- (React) You're actually closer. - Yeah.
- (React laughs) - What the hell?!
- Huh?! - (React) 58.3%.
- So, we're gonna laugh broke? - (React) I think it's
a chemistry thing more than anything.
- Yeah, what attracts you to a person. - Noo!
- If you're loyal but boring, no, dude. (laughs)
Like, I'm sorry. - Yeah, have you talked to a wall?
- (React chuckles) Your significant just watched
four episodes of the Netflix show you're binging together WITHOUT YOU!!!
On a scale from 1 to 10, how much trouble are they in?
10 being the fires of hell have erupted forth,
and you are feeling pain and fire.
- He's in trouble. - I don't care. No.
We don't have to wait. - (React) That's not the question.
- That's a 10. - (React) That's a 10?
- Absolutely. - (React) You would destroy--
- So, that's why I'm like, how mature are people in this?
- (React) How many people out of 1,763 said 10?
- That number is 1,500. - Wait, wait, wait!
- (React laughs) 1,500?! - I'm gonna go up more
'cause that's pretty... - (React) 1,600?!
24 at 10 out of 1,763. - Oooh, we're close. I said 19%.
- (React) Not percent. How many people do you think
there is. - Oh, [censored]. 19 then. Yeah.
- (React) 19 people? - Yeah.
- (React) 1,100 and 679. The correct answer is 215.
- I knew it. - I was gonna go way lower too.
- (React) 215 people. - Really?!
- (React) 12.4% said they would be at a 10,
which was the third highest answer, seven being the highest
with 262 people. - There are so many shows
that I have not finished because of the fact
that I will not do it. - See, what you do is you watch it
(whispers) and pretend you didn't watch it.
- (React) Oh, that's evil. - I would force them to watch them
with me again and keep quiet the whole time.
- Ooh, that's a different type of hell. - That's like, punishmentttt!
- See? Maturity! - (React) Have you ever ghosted
someone after the first date? What percentage said yes?
- I feel like it's okay in certain scenarios,
where the guy is just a complete asshole
and you don't owe him anything. But I feel like it's respectful
to just go, "Hey, no." - (React) Have you ever ghost
somebody after the first date? - Mm-hmm.
- (React) Like, straight up? - Mm-hmm.
- (React) 70%. - (gasps) Whoa!
- Hey, we're pretty close! - (React) Woo!
- 83%. - (React) 83% of girlfriends
have ghosted on the first date. - Oh, girlfriends? Just--
oh, yes, okay. If they've been a girlfriend.
- (React) 97%! - Oh, shit. Oh my god.
Who's closer? - I'm sorry, but if you're going
on Tinder dates, I've had a guy show up so high that
he couldn't make words. - (React) 60%.
69! - 69!
- (both) 36?! - (React) I think most people
probably give that verbal no. - Wow.
- Y'all are way more respectful than me.
- It's my belief that women are being like, "Look,
you're really nice, but it's not for me."
- Really? - Which I appreciate.
- I have ghosted so many times. - (React and Martine laugh)
- I've had one night stands and then never called them again.
- Ohhh. - I've never had one of those.
Damn, Brian! I'm ready to talk about you today!
- (React) Are you okay with your partner being
best friends with one of their exes?
Wow, both of your faces just lost all life. (laughs)
- Ew, I hate the climate we're in! 'Cause this is so like,
"Of course. Of course I don't have a problem. I'm secure."
- (React) What percentage is cool with it?
How many said yes? - No.
- No. - (laughs) Stop.
- Best friends? - (React) Best friends.
- That's [censored] crazy. - Still best friends.
- 12% 'cause...nope! - Healthy.
- (React) 12%? It's upside down, but that's fine.
- Oops! - (React) 25%!
9%! And 50%.
4%. 32%. (laughs) - She said 32%.
That's a lot! - I don't-- ugh.
- (React) 25% exactly! (laughs) - All ladies are real chill.
- (React) Hit Martine with the point.
Dani gets the point! - Word! That honestly
should be way lower. - My best friend--
well, we were boyfriend and girlfriend in middle school.
But we're best friends now. - Yeah!
- (React) That's different. - But I would NEVER...
- (React) Super different human being when you're in fourth grade.
- When you're-- I was in 7th grade.
- (React) What is the perfect date movie:
romance, action, comedy, or horror?
Match the order of best movie to worst movie
according to girlfriends. - What is happening right now?
I'm in the SATs. - My 100% answer is comedy.
- You could do, like, "Ahahahaha."
- (React) Dani taking his sweet [censored] time.
- Work, Dani! Work! - (React) Horror, comedy, romance,
action. - Ohhhh!
- (React) Comedy, romance, horror, action.
Comedy, horror, romance, action. - Wait, is that what I put?
- I prefer to go to comedy 'cause I think it can
appeal to both sides. Definitely not going to horror.
- (React) What's your answers? - Really?
- (React) Romance, horror, comedy, action.
- (gasps) - And I think I should flip it
to horror, comedy, romance, action. - I said-- yeah!
- (React) You're both kind of very wrong.
- What?! - (React) You are both the closest
that anybody has been, but you're both off by one.
Comedy, horror, action, romance. - Oh, damn!
- Action went above romance?! - [Censored]!
- I just don't like action movies. - It's definitely comedy, horror!
- Boys get so into [censored] action movies.
They just won't pay attention to you. - (React) This movie's so good! Big!
Bonus point: What percentage said comedy?
- (gasps) - I don't even know anymore!
- I said 27%. - I put 42.
- 44%! - (React) 76%!
- Oh, god. - (React) Going big!
- I went really big. I forgot what I was doing.
- 48. - (React) 48%. Oh! 45%.
Both similar. The correct answer IS... - Please don't be 60.
- (React) ...59.3%! Dani with the point.
- Wow! - That's for you.
- I know. - (React) She's making a comeback.
- I'm 16.7 away. - Oh my god.
- (React) Yeah, but she's closer. - Yeah.
- (React laughs) - My god! (gasps) Wow.
- (React) 15.3. Sex on the first date, yay or nay?
What percentage straight up said yes?
- I don't judge anyone that wants to have sex on the first date.
- (React) I'm not asking you to judge. I'm just asking you...
- I know. (laughs) - (React) ...to tell me what
percentage is okay with it. - What the percentage is.
- ♪ Straight up ♪ ♪ Now tell me ♪
- (React) ♪ Do you wanna have sex with me on the first date? ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ - (React) 63%. 19%!
33% and 15%. - I have friends that had sex
on the first date who are married now. So...
- I'm not married, no. But I've definitely had sex
on the first date, so I said 70. - (React) 70%! Went high!
- 42. - (React) 42% and 70%.
Correct answer... 25.6! Point for you.
- Wow! - Jayka.
- Oh my gosh. Okay! - That is a large percentage of women
that are-- I might as well be speaking for the no's.
- (React) Jair with the win. - Yeah.
She's gonna literally come back. - Stop.
- Hey, I'm doing pretty good, dude. (laughs) Go me!
- (React) Marriage. The sex went well. The dates went great.
Will you take your partner's last name?
No, yes, hyphenated, they will take mine.
I still just want you to tell me what percentage straight up said yes.
- I hate my last name. - I've had guys tell me
that they either wanna marry me because of my last name
or they really don't like it. - 'Cause yours is Beerman?
- Yeah. - Yeah, that's a nice last name.
- Guys are like, "Yes, I want that!" - (React) I could be a Beerman?!
- Yeah, I've seen a lot of things saying, like, "Why don't you just
take the cooler last name?" - (React) This ain't 1950 no more.
- Yeah, I feel like it's more accepted now. Like, oh, what?
You don't have to take the last name? - Oh yeah.
- I didn't know that. I was an uncultured swine, so...
- (React) 43% and 57%. - This is gonna be close.
- No, it's not. Every girl lives to take
that last name. - (React) 32% and 40%. Okay.
- We're close. We're close. I think you're closer.
- Shoot! I think Jayka's coming in from behind right now.
- (React) 80% and 62%. So, still pretty high.
- Mm-hmm. - (React) 60%!
- Oh, okay! So, we're still here
in the patriarchy. Okay. - So, most...
- (React laughs) - Patriarchy's still alive.
- (React laughs) Nailed it! Way to go, girl!
- Ruh. (laughs) I already lost.
- We don't even-- - I like my last name.
- Tachiki. - (Jair) Tachiki? Okay.
- Tachiki. - Tachiki!
- (React) What could be paired with Beerman that would just be
a badass last name? - Beermanstein.
- (React) Yeah! (laughs) Have you ever been cheated on
by a significant other? - (whistles)
- Yes. - (React) What percentage said yes?
- Ooh . - (React) Is this the saddest
question ever? - Absolutely.
- This is so terrible. - (React) 25%. 43%.
- I think it's higher than that. - Honestly, 'cause men are awful.
- And it's not even just men. - It's not even just men.
- (React) Just people. 81 and--
- I said 81%. - (React) 63%!
You guys have no faith. (laughs) - Absolutely none.
- (React) 72%. - 87.
- (React) Holy [censored]! - Ooh.
- I feel like it's so common nowadays!
I hear it-- a lot of the times my friends break up,
it's 'cause they got cheated on. - Oh! Okay.
- (React) 44.3%. - Okay.
- (React) Not as bad as we think. - You are on something right now.
That is... - (React) Nailed it!
- I get that point, but dang. I didn't think it was going to be
as even as it is. - I didn't either.
I thought it was gonna be WAY higher. - (React) It's skewing super low.
- We're gonna say that in the 55%, they don't know
that they got cheated on. - There's like 40% that don't know.
- They don't know that they got cheated on.
- They didn't know! - (React) 44.3% have been cheated on.
But how many did the cheating? - (gasps)
- (React) Dani going higher with 44%.
Jair going a little lower at 32%.
- 35. - 25.
- (REACT) 42% and 30% with the answer being...
17%! - Okay.
- Wow! - I feel like people are lying.
- (React laughs) - 17%. Significantly.
- Oh, liars. No, I'm jo-- (laughs) - They lied.
- (laughs) - (React) Sex! What do you consider
a healthy amount for your relationship?
Daily, two to three times a week, once a week, monthly,
or kinda don't really care about the sex.
- I thought it was about to say three times a day.
I was like, [censored]! - (React) I want you guys to tell me
how many people said kinda don't really care
about sex. What percentage?
- This is a tough one. - What'd you put?
- Noneya! - There are people that are asexual.
- Oh, sure. 100%. I said 22. - (React) 22%.
- [Censored]. I wanna change mine. - How dare you? After I did it.
- Sorry. - It's fine.
- I only went 3% up. - Okay, that's fine.
- 10%. (laughs) - (React) 10% said, "I don't
give a damn." - That was my first one.
That was my first one. That was my first guess.
- (React) And Jair put... - Then I dropped it to eight.
- (React) ...8%! 9%. - (gasps)
- (React) 10%. 29.6%!
- Really? - Said they don't care.
- Really?! - (React) 29.6%.
- Fudge! - Let's go!
- [Censored] it! That 3% didn't work.
- I would've said don't care. - It's really loose.
- If I'm being honest. - You're either [censored]
or you aren't. - (React) There's a door.
Should your partner hold it open for you?
- Just open the [censored] door, bro. I'll open it for you.
- Somebody open the door. - If someone did, I would melt.
Go you. - (React) Okay.
- If not, I'd be like... - (React) 87%! Yes!
- Yes! - 80.
- (React) 80%! - Oh!
- 18. - Oh!
- (React) 18%. - Oh, shut the [censored] up.
I went 65, bro. - This is one of the few times
that we have had a very big difference. - A drastic-- yeah.
- (React) Brian thinks the times, they have changed.
74%! High expectations. - Nah, we have a lot
of feminists. Keyword: Should. - Having a man wait on you...
- Keyword should for this question. - (React) 47.3%.
- Ladies. Do we need to have a conversation?
- Definitely half and half. I told you.
We have feminism. - (React) 47%.
- Wow! - Yeah.
- (React) Yeah, you get the point. - Yeah.
- I don't care if it's a man or a woman.
I'll hold the door on my way out.
- Well, yeah, just 'cause you're a gentleman.
Woman. Gentleperson. Gentlethem.
- If you do it, thanks. - (React) Do you stalk your ex
on social media?
What percentage said yes? - No! No!
- Interesting question. - (React) You checking in
on Instagram? - No. They're all private anyways.
- (React laughs) She's tryin'! - Twitter is one of the best places
to stalk just because you know... - Really?!
- ...what they're actually-- like, they could be subtweeting you.
They could be liking things. - (React) Instagram stories,
you get caught, though. - No, there's a way.
I mean, what? - (React) Is there a way?
- (snickers) - (React) 62% from Dani.
30% from Jair. It's kind of low.
- I was thinking more like-- - Women are also very prideful.
And it's like, for me to stalk you means I either miss you
or it's just-- the stalking is what's confusing for me.
- I feel like it's not missing. It's just, I wanna see
that you're not doing better than me. - (React) 86%! (laughs)
- I said 41, 'cause I feel like people won't admit it.
- Whoa! - (React) 45%. 88%!
- 88. - (React) 35.3. Jair with the point!
- Excuse me. - No, they're liars. I swear.
Everybody who took this poll is a liar.
- I thought you guys were honest until this very moment.
- Every [censored] person I know stalked their ex!
Everybody-- - (React) So, you're lying?
(laughs) - Yes!
- Okay. - (React) Martine wins!
- Wooo! - I really thought that was to you!
I was like, she came up-- you came up so well in the end.
- No, I thought I had much lower than that.
- No! - (React) Brian, you are the winner!
- Let's go! - (claps) I understand girls
more than any girl does. - I know womens.
- I learned a lot. - Sex!
- People have been through it. - A lot of people didn't get
cheated on... (whispers) that they don't know of.
- (React) Such a good point. - And a lot of people didn't cheat...
that haven't gotten caught. - Guys, did you like
this style of video? - Foreshadow, we got a boyfriend one
coming down the line. - Ah, snap.
- What surprised you the most? - Let us know down in the comments.
- Bye! - Bye!
- (both) Bye!