This is gonna be great!
[giggling]
Young man, why don't you stand up and introduce yourself?
Who's the fat kid talking to?
You, Patrick! She's the teacher.
Oh!
Come on now. Tell the class your name.
Don't be nervous.
Uh...
We just want to know your name.
[moaning]
24!
[laughing]
Oh great, another genius.
[laughing]
Yeah... Why are they laughing?
- I guess it's just in the timing. - Oh...
[laughing]
Today's first lesson will be on turning.
24...
[giggling]
- Hey, Patrick. - What?
I thought of something funnier than 24.
Let me hear it.
25.
[giggling]
That's enough!
Wee woo... Wee woo...
[haunting music]
Wee woo! Wee woo!
SpongeBob, I see him!
Where is he, Patrick?
At the intersection of Conch and Coral.
[haunting music]
That's where I am.
He's right on top of me, but I can't see him.
- What's he doing? - Uh, he's just standing there...
Menacingly!
Get out of there, SpongeBob!
[screaming]
That's his maniac shriek!
He's going to attack!
[crying]
He's acting all crazy. Run!
Hide behind that building.
No, he's behind that building! Quick, hide behind that street sign!
No, wait! The maniac just went behind that sign.
Oh, quick, get under the street light!
No, wait! He's there too!
Run for your life!
[sighing]
[radio static]
Say again, Deputy.
The maniac's in the mailbox!
[screaming]
SpongeBob,
all we gotta do is wash the paint off and Krabs will never know!
- But Mr. Krabs said -- - Forget what Mr. Krabs said!
Every paint comes off with something!
- Did it work? - Nope.
[yelling]
- Did it work? - Nope.
[hitting noises]
- Nothing's working! - Wait, SpongeBob!
We're not cavemen!
We have technology.
[smashing]
It didn't work.
This is all Mr. Krabs fault!
If he hadn't hung that stupid dollar in the first place...
I mean, it's not like it looks any different than a regular dollar!
Why hang it?
You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall,
no one would even know the difference!
You might as well just reach into my wallet,
pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall!
- and it wouldn't -- - Hurry Patrick, take our your wallet!
I don't see where you're going with this.
Hey, a dollar!
Our butts are saved, Patrick!
Now all we have to -- Patrick, no!
Patrick, no! Why did you put it --
Ah, grab it Pat!
Grab it, hurry, hurry! No!
Pat, no, no!
Get it, Pat! Get it, get it!
[yelling]
No, no, no!
Want a bite?
Say it. Say it.
I'm ugly.
You're ugly and what?
- Square? - No!
Proud!
I'm ugly and I'm proud.
Good! Say it louder.
I'm ugly and I'm proud.
- Louder! - I'm ugly and I'm proud!
I'm ugly and I'm proud! I'm ugly and I'm proud!
Is that what he calls it?