- Crikey, do you see that stubby holder?
- Let's talk about that.
(groovy theme music)
Good mythical morning.
- G'day mate. - G'day.
- I reckon today's a bloody great day to take a trip
to the land down under.
Of course, I'm talking about Australia.
- Yes. - And what you don't know,
is that we Aussies have a lot of slang
that you have no idea of, alright.
- I'd like to apologize on behalf of Rhett to all
of our Australian friends. - What?
- What I think he's trying to say is that there's
lots of slang used in Australia,
and he's gonna test me on it today.
- Let's play You Don't Need to Be a Dingo
to Speak This Lingo.
Why are you apologizing, I mean that's
the perfect Australian accent.
- I'm clapping, I'm clapping for you.
- I worked on it all weekend.
- This is great.
- Okay, Link, I'm only gonna use the Australian accent
when I'm demonstrating the slang, because I mean
doing that much of a spot-on Australian accent
might intimidate the actual Aussies who are watching.
- Well it seems exhausting,
like the level of energy required.
- That's 90$ of it. - You're burying calories
trying to work that out.
- Okay, so it is very simple, I'm going to give you
some Aussie slang, you're going to tell me what it means,
there's multiple choices.
You have three lifelines,
one is a dingo ate two of my answers, that's 50-50.
One is ask an Outback Steakhouse waiter,
we actually got one of those,
we arranged it with the Outback.
- They're all very smart.
- Or you can get a hint on the barbie.
- Hint on the barbie. - Where a hint
will come out on the barbie.
If you get five out of eight of these correct,
you win a song from Mike and Alex on the didgeridoo,
that is an Australian instrument,
and I'm sure it will be lovely.
- Hit me.
- Here we go, me mate, Kangaroo Willy could really use
a haircut and a new pair of jeans, cause he's starting
to look like a bogan. - A bogan.
Is a bogan a hippie, a redneck,
a homeless person, or Brooke Hogan.
- Is that The Hulkster's daughter?
- Yeah it is.
She's a lot of woman.
- Man, hippie or, I'm thinking hippie or redneck
for this one, a bogan.
An Australian redneck, they talk about rednecks
down there, so I'm gonna go with redneck.
- Bingo, or dingo Link, you're right.
The technical definition is a derogatory word
used to describe a person whose speech, clothing,
attitude, and behavior exemplify values and behavior
considered unrefined, or unsophisticated.
And no bogan has ever described themself in that way.
- No they haven't.
- Good start.
- Well, I got one right.
- Did you get a load of Dingo Dan's stubby holder?
Dingo Dan is me other mate.
Is a stubby holder, - Stubby holder.
- Stubby holder. - Stubby holder.
- No, that's Cockney, there's a slight difference.
Is it a pencil case, an ashtray,
a beverage koozie, or tighty-whities?
- Don't you mean whitey-tighties?
I'm feeling pretty strong about this one that, man,
I could see it being tighty-whities.
I think, is a stubby a, like a beer?
- A beer?
- I'm gonna go with ashtray, because it's the burnt end
of a cigar is a stubby.
- You should have gone with your instincts Link
because it's C, beverage koozie, and you're,
- Oh it is? - The koozie man.
I would thought you would totally know this.
- There was a time in my life,
- He would not, there was a time you wouldn't drink.
- I had a cabinet of koozies, just I don't like
my hand to get cold.
- He wouldn't touch a cold can.
You'd go over to his house, I mean everything,
sometimes he just had em on his hands like mittens.
On a hot summer day in the Outback, there's nothing
I enjoy more than a refreshing paddle pop.
- Paddle pop. - A paddle pop.
- A paddle pop is a spanking.
- A carbonated drink, a frozen treat, a swim in the lake,
or a knee injury received while paddle boating?
It happens, pop right out of joint.
- Carbonated drink, like a soda pop.
Paddle pop, - Paddle pop.
- Why don't you pop in the pond for a little paddle,
that's a stretch, swim in the lake.
I don't know, something's telling me,
I want a dingo to eat two of these babies.
- Okay, Link, the dingo ate A and D.
- Ooh, okay. - You're left with B and C.
- That didn't help me much.
I'm still gonna go with swim in the lake,
because, I don't know, the other two are too similar.
- Because you're wrong.
It's actually a frozen treat, so in the same way
that here in the US, we have, - Like a popsicle.
- A popsicle and it's so ubiquitous that now
it's a brand name, but everyone calls it something else.
In Australia, it's a paddle pop, and that is
basically what they call a popsicle,
it's kind of like a fudgsicle really.
But in 2010, the official,
- A fudgsicle, that's a wide fudgsicle.
- Well no, it is pretty wide, it's like a paddle.
But the official paddle pop was decreased by 15% in 2010,
so I don't want it in America.
- We only want bigger and better, super size it.
- The restaurant was nice, and everyone had a good time,
but can you believe the cakeage?
What is cakeage? - Can you believe the cakeage?
- Is that when the waiter is overly polite because they
want a big tip, a fee that a restaurants charges
when you bring your own cake for a party,
or massive quantities of food on a plate.
Or, another or, the age of a cake,
which is determined by counting the rings.
- Cake age. - Cake age, you got it.
You got it.
- Hmm, lots of cakeage here, it's like food carnage,
massive quantities is feeling good to me.
I'm gonna go with my instincts, cause sometimes it does, C.
- Wrong.
- What is it man?
- This is very surprising to me, but it legitimately
is a fee that a restaurant charges when you bring
your own cake, is this that something happens in Australia,
like they just love their cake so much
that they're bringing it along to restaurants?
- My nana would bring a cake to The Olive Garden,
to the Macaroni Grille.
- I never noticed it.
- To the Outback, she'd bring a cake.
I've literally been at the Outback, and my gramma's
shown up with a cake.
- And they didn't have cakeage.
- They didn't cakeage it.
They're not authentic guys, not as authentic as we thought.
- Well, great start, but you're doing poorly now.
- Can turn it around with this one.
- A hot dog ain't a hot dog without some dead horse on it.
- Dead orse?
- Is a dead horse, - Dead horse.
- Yeah, ketchup, mustard, relish,
or a solid-hoofed plant-eating domesticated mammal
with a flowing mane and tail that is deceased.
- That would be a dead horse.
A dead horse. - You've got lifelines now.
You need to use them, I'm just letting you know
I suggest that you do.
- I'm thinking ketchup because it's bloody looking,
relish and mustard don't come out of a horse,
not the parts that I've seen, but I will take a hint.
- Okay, do you want a hint on the barbie?
- Give me a hint on the barbie.
- [Rhett] Okay, here you go.
- Catch up outside, how bout that?
Alright I am gonna stick with A, ketchup, thanks Barbie.
- That's right, how bout dat.
- How bout dat. - How bout dat Link.
- Catch up outside.
- Sometimes I'm in the mood to take a trip to the woop woop.
- In the mood for some woop woop.
- What is woop woop, is it - Woop woop.
- Memory lane, a tiny town in the middle of nowhere,
kissy-kissy time, or a tickle party?
- Don't do that to me.
- Payback, that's what they call tickle party payback.
- Touche, tickle-ay.
I'm gonna say tickle party,
no I'm gonna say kissy-kissy time.
What are you laughing at, it's kissy-kissy time.
Woop woop, having some woop woop, I mean.
- It's not, it's a small town in the middle of nowhere.
- Woop woop. - Yeah,
and when they have a gathering of the juggalos
in woop woop it gets very confusing.
Alight Link, I don't know what to tell you,
just try harder.
- I've never been to Australia, I'd love to go.
- If you get this question wrong, you might spit the dummy.
It helps to cross the eyes a little bit, too, like this.
- They love that, they love it.
- Does spit the dummy mean cry, feel embarrassed,
throw a fit, or make out with Ryan Lochte?
- Spit the dummy, I think it's gotta involve liquid,
that would be cry, or throw a fit.
Man, I need to ask the Outback waiter.
- Oh, well we have one of those.
Outback waiter, please come in.
- Hey guys, how you doing tonight?
- I'll take the onion, of course.
- Can I get you started with anything?
- The onion. - Water maybe?
- I'll take the onion, the blooming freaking onion.
- Alright, I'll get one of those started for you right away.
- You should just come out of with one of those.
- Woah hey, you just lost your tip son.
- Sorry man, it's the last five minutes.
- You just poured it into my woop woop.
- Alright, so what is it Mister Onion?
- I think spit the dummy is throwing a fit.
That's just, - Throwing a fit.
- I'd trust him, he works at the Outback.
- I do work at the Outback.
- No liquid involved in throwing a fit.
- Thanks - You're welcome.
- We're good, we're fine, we don't need anything right now,
just the bill, just the bill, please bring the bill.
- Because I saw him look on your laptop,
I'm gonna go with his answer, which is throw a fit.
- That's right because a dummy, thank you, a dummy
- You're welcome, have a good night goes.
- Is a pacifier in Australia, so it's like spitting
the pacifier out and crying.
- Oh, the dummy.
- Alright Link, - The binky.
- You got one more, but it's just pride at this point.
- Well, there's not a lot of that going around.
- One thing I've never had to worry about
is being up the duff.
- Up the duff.
- Is that unexpectedly pregnant, crippled by debt,
in a deep depression from loneliness,
or romantically involved with Hilary or Haylie Duff.
Or both.
- Why choose?
- Well, one's married now, one's divorced, opportunity.
- I'm gonna go with up the duff for the win,
no win involved.
- What, what, what in the world was?
- Pregnancy.
- You didn't say that, you just made a gesture
and said the word again.
I'm gonna go with the question.
- This is the universal symbol for pregnancy.
- Okay, alright, I don't know what kind of winds
you're testing there, but.
- I've been in the room when they've tested for it.
- You did something very wrong, but you are very right Link,
it is unexpectedly pregnant, but,
- Up the duff, yeah. - You still lose.
But you know what, I'm gonna let Mike and Alex
play that didgeridoo song for me, and you can listen in.
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- You know what time it is.
- Sorry Australians.
- Hi, I'm Lauren.
- And I'm Jackie.
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