[ sighs ] "age." nineteen.
"height." six-deuce, babe. [ laughs ]
"father's name." I don't know.
[ sighs ] "sex." hell, yeah, nigger.
"salary desired."
Three million dollars.
Cash.
You know, being an ivy leaguer can be such a leg up.
You know, I spent five years at harvard.
Oh, really ? I just spent six months at county.
Anybody ever try and take your manhood ? Hmm ?
Then he sees the warden comin', so he hides you, but you still got that plunger in your ass.
So you just squeal and cry. Um, uh--
Don't you hate when that happens ? [ woman ] let's get outta here.
Hey, where y'all goin' ? Uh, loc dog ?
Uh, uh, mr. Loc dog ? That's me.
You're next. Uh, mister, uh, loc dog ?
Hey, what's up, baby ? All right ! Yeah, right. Ha-ha.
You all right ? Yeah ! No.
Energy. Eager man. Yeah.
Yes, I-- I like that. Right this way.
Uh... Loc dog.
- [ clears throat ] - [ crash ]
Heh. Uh. Let me just move this.
Ahh.
So, uh, let me see.
Hmm. Very interesting, um--
I see your hobbies are drinking, smoking weed and all types of ill shit.
Yeah.
- Uh, do you drive an automobile ? - Um, with or without the boot ?
Doesn't matter. Well, congratulations.
You got yourself a job.
Right on, huh ?
Hey, where the seat belts at ?
Don't worry. They won't be necessary.
Hey, man, how you work this radio ?
[ alarm buzzes ]
[ screams ] whoo !