Hi my names Adam and I'm the most successful real estate agent here in Erangal
My parents used to tell me when they were alive that I wouldn't amount to anything
But it feels really good to be able to prove them wrong
So..
Not gonna lie, operating out of Erangal can be difficult
But it has a lot going for it
Beautiful views, vast open country side
Affordable housing prices
It is the best place to start your climb on the property ladder
Erangal has had a massive visual update
Which means the property market is hotter than ever right now!
Uh so of course there are hurdles in Erangal
But as with any great location there are a few hurdles
I have been called the master of hurdles. I can handle any challenge
Don't worry about that
It's just a wee red zone. It'll move on in a moment its all good
Oh actually thats getting a bit closer
We should move
Now. Now!
Get inside! Oh F%*#
Oh F&#* oh F%#@ oh SH*%
Oh f%$&
And uhh
Thats just a display of how sturdy these houses are here in Erangal
So Erangal has had a massive visual update
Not just on the outside but on the inside as well
Like this wood here
And umm..
The rat poo in the corner over ther.e..
So there is a lot of natural light that comes in through these windows
All times of the day which is very nice
And this is the biggest room in the house
Um it comes with that complimentary crossbow on the ground just there
If you'd like that?
If you don't want it thats up to you? Want it? Not want it?
We're here to please
We're gonna go
Tourism in Erangal is... **Gunfire**
Sorry can I...
**More gunfire**
Tourism in Erangal is really thriv--
**Heaps more gunfire**
Tourism here in Erangal is really thriving
**More gunfire**
It's a very family friend environment
In fact tourism...
Sorry guys
Stop it!
F&*# OFF
You're ruining this for me!!
You're ruining this!!
I really need this!!
Go away!!
GAH!
Sorry about that guys
Just gotta show em whose boss sometimes aye
Could you take that..?
Phew!
I need to work on the cardio as well aye
When I was younger I would've been able to do that
I would've got them though
Interviewer: So what would you say the biggest hurdle of Erangal is?
Well I wouldn't say there are any negatives in Erangal of course
But if I had to think about one thing..
I guess the cars aren't very fuel efficient
Yip that'd be the one thing
The cars aren't very fuel efficient
Oh sh*t
Oh sh***t...
Is this a nice place to stand?
Is it good?
Interviewer: Yip its fine man
Interview: Okay we got it
Yes!