- Give me Robby.
Give me Yaaseen.
(music playing and audience clapping)
[CLAPS]
All right guys, here we go.
Surveyed a hundred people.
We got top seven answers on the board.
[METAL BANGING]
Tell me
how can you tell
if someone is
baba less?
(buzzer sound and crowd laughs)
- That was good.
- Ummm...
It's that they
have a headache.
[AUDIENCE APPLAUSE]
A hangover?
- I don't know, I don't know what they hell.
You have a head ache.
[BELL RINGING SOUND]
[CROWD APPLAUSE]
- One answer top of that one.
- They not home.
- They're not home.
[LAUGHS LOUDLY]
[CROWD APPLAUSE]
[LAUGHS LOUDLY]
I can't laugh.
Cause I don't know what the hell this is.
They're not home.
[BUZZER REJECTION SOUND]
Pass or play?
- We gonna play. We're gonna play. Play
[CROWD APPLAUSE]
- Kurt, how you doing man?
- I'm good, Steve, how you doing?
- First of all, introduce your team to me.
- Ah, this is Yasseen Bonds ah...
is our...
the guy that parked us at the airport.
He's also a good pen guy.
We've got the lady with the longest
first name in the comedy business.
She is a data presenter and a singer
Um...
Annalakshami.
we've got a Shimmy Isaacs
Uh...
Cape Townian televidon[fumbles]
television producer, standup comedian.
And that's all I can fit in right now.
And then we've got the most schizophrenic comedian
on the lot
of the lot, sorry!
That's Conrad and Chester.
He'll explain Chester to you.
- Whoo!
Hi there!
[LAUGHTER]
- Steve Harvey.
- Yeah! What's up man!
- Steve Harvey.
- What's your name? Dude!
- I'm Chester Missing. Nice to meet you.
- Well, Nice to meet you, man.
- We have the same haircut. I love it.
[LAUGHTER]
Are you my dad?
[LAUGHTER]
- But I'm actually talking to his ass.
[LAUGHTER]
- No, Steve,
his hand is in my ass.
[LAUGHTER]
I love you man. You're my hero.
Whoo!
[LAUGHTER]
My name's Conrad Chester is well known for interviewing
politicians on TV.
- Oh, is that what he does.
- Yes. That's what I do. I know! I know its weird!
- On his own without me there.
- Because I don't need him.
If you can do the ventriloquism,
I'm moving over to you.
[LAUGHTER]
- Oh yeah Steve.
[LAUGHTER]
- What is he doing now?
[LAUGHTER]
- TV
- Hey, can I...
can I ask you a question?
Can I ask you a question? - Yes, please Steve.
DO, Mr. Harvey, sorry.
- No, sir.
- It's okay, it's okay.
You know the thing that y'all do over here,
where you cut the lights off?
Whenever the hell you want to.
- Load shedding, yeah.
Load shedding is called that because all you can do is,
Oh yeah.
Shed your load.
(audience laughter)
(contestants laughter)
- That's Chester baby!
(laughter)
- Oh my goodness!
- That's the best explanation I've heard of it.
(laughter)
All right. Let me go back now.
Now Kurt, let me ask you a question.
What charity you guys playing for?
- We are going to play for Gift of the Givers.
- Gift of the, which is?
(audience cheers)
- Yeah.
Uh, they are a relief organization of all kinds
all over the world. South Africa, all over the world.
- Okay. Now let me ask you a question.
This question right here.
Tell me how you can tell if someone is baba less.
(laughter from audience)
What the hell is that?
(audience laughs)
- Hungover
- Oh, hungover.
(contestants laugh)
I didn't know what it was.
Yaaseen, how long you've been at it, man?
- Seven years now.
- Seven years.
- Seven baby.
(audience cheers and claps)
- Yeah!
It's all right.
- Just don't ever give up.
That's the key.
You can't ever give up, man.
- It's a marathon, not a sprint.
- Oh boy.
Oh boy. Tell me about it.
All right, let's go.
Lord have mercy.
(laughter)
- I can be helping you but telling the name.
- Look at his face.
- No, let me, let me, let me take a shot at it one time.
- Go for it.
- Annalakshmi
- Annalakshmi, yes, that is correct.
- Annalakshmi.
- Shmee
- Shmee, like Anna likes me.
- OH! - Ya know, like Anna likes me.
- Oh, Anna likes me.
- Likes me.
- Uh huh!
- I am liking everybody.
- Don't take it too.
(laughter)
- Well you're cute as hell though. I don't know what.
- I can't help it.
Stop it. Don't make blush.
(laughter)
- You better go ahead girl! All right
I ain't never had this conversation before.
(laughter)
Starting to feel myself on this one right here.
I always wanted to talk to somebody this fine, yeah.
(laughter)
So how long, how long until,
I hear in the intro you a singer also?
- Uh uh.
I am singing. Whatever you're wanting.
I can sing Indian. I can sing English.
I can sing south African,
music whatever you like.
- Really?
- Yeah.
(laughter) The request line is on right now.
It's your lucky day.
(laughter)
- Yeah. Right now! Yeah!
- Right now.
- I play this game all day.
(laughter)
Yeah!
Girl, 20 years ago.
(laughter)
This would've been a whole nother conversation.
(laughter)
- You had hair then?
- Yeah.
- Definitely another conversation.
- Yeah, all right, yeah.
I had hair and grrr, yeah.
(laughter)
All right now.
Good thing I'm trying to go to heaven now.
(laughter)
It's a big part of my life right now.
Anytime I think of something real stupid.
I just remind myself,
trying to go to heaven now.
(laughter)
Tell me how
can you tell if someone is baba less?
- They wobbling.
When they're walking.
(laughter, clapping and cheering)
- Nothing wrong. It's not wrong.
- They're, they're wobbling!
(score board chimes)
(cheers and clapping)
- Shimmy, how are you?
- I'm well, sir.
- Good good good.
So how long have you been at this?
- Just a little bit over 10 years, 15 years.
- Okay, that's good good good.
- Study film and gotting to stand up.
- Yeah.
- By the Grace of God, just happened.
- Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
- And I was good.
(laughter)
- And you're good, yeah.
All of you
well you're here, that's why you're here,
because you're good.
- Yes, yes.
- If you weren't good.
We wouldn't know your name.
We can't call you if you ain't good.
I can tell you that right now.
(laughter)
All right Shimmy, let's go.
- Okay!
- Tell me how can you tell if someone is baba Less?
- Um,
I'm going to say
when they eat a lot of greasy food.
- When they eat a lot of greasy food.
(clapping and cheering)
- Greasy food.
(score board buzz)
- No!
- Only one strike.
Conrad, my man.
(moan and laughter)
So how long y'all been together?
(laughter)
- Uh, I found him on Facebook.
- No, okay.
(laughter)
It's been about 20 years.
- 20 years?
- Yeah, I know.
- Yeah, that's good.
(cheering and clapping)
The idea of,
what's your name again?
- I'm a Greata Monteshee.
(laughter)
- It's Chester Missing.
- Chester Missing
- Chester?
(grunts)
- What um,
How did, how did how did you come about?
I mean? - How did I had them?
Well, I'm made out of latex.
I was, I was made in a condom factory.
(laughter)
- You know, Chester and I talk about politics.
So being a ventriloquist,
it was a great way for us to talk about the South African
conversations.
So that's just the way Chester is.
- So you all actually interviewed politicians?
- Yeah, I do. He's not there.
I literally stand there. Hey, how are you?
And they say, I stole everything!
That's how that goes.
(laughter and clapping)
- So wait, wait, wait hold up.
You mean to tell me that a politician
actually is dumb enough
(laughter)
to sit in front of you two?
(laughter)
- No, just me, that's how
(laughter)
- He, he's interviewed so many,
any politician you name in South Africa
he's interviewed.
- Really?
- Yes. Yes.
I, I it's weird.
I know.
I think it's because
I'm also a totta in here and a totta in there,
it's the same kind of,
(laughter and clapping)
- You goin get assassinated partner.
(laughter)
- No, Steve, no, he is.
(laughter)
- Yeah.
All right good.
Tell me, uh, how can you tell if someone is baba less?
- Uh, they
They're very thirsty.
(cheers and clapping)
- They're very thirsty.
(clapping and cheering)
- Steve, that's one babe.
(cheering, clapping and screaming)
- Yes!
(cheering and clapping)
- Kurt, my man. How long have you been in the business?
- Uh, 20 years, give and take a bit.
- 20, yeah, pro.
(cheering)
- Pro.
- Pro shot man.
Tell me how you can tell if someone's baba less.
- When they taken all the good ones.
(laughter)
Um,
(buzzer sounds)
- We got two strikes.
We gotta be careful, Yaaseen.
The Magnificent's can steal.
Tell me how can you tell if someone is baba less.
- As the, as the Muslim, I'm not supposed to know this.
(laughter)
It's not really my place of play.
- Yeah, well.
(laughter)
- I'm going to go with, they are tired.
(cheering and applause)
- I think.
- Yes, tired.
- Well, it's amazing he knows this.
Tired!
(scoreboard dings)
(cheers and applause)
(laughter)
Annalakshmi.
- There we go.
(cheering and clapping)
- Yeah!
- Figured it out.
- Fantastic.
(laughter)
- Don't take me long.
(laughter)
I'm good at this.
Two strikes. We gotta be careful.
The Magnificent's can steal.
Tell me how can you tell if someone is baba less.
- They're wreaking of the alcohol they're having before
- You can smell the alcohol
(cheering and clapping)
on them,
they wreak!
(cheering and clapping)
(scoreboard chimes)
(audience cheers)
Shimmy you got two strikes.
It's on you.
You can talk it over. The Magnificent's can steal.
She said, oh guys, I'm going to need you.
Yeah, well,
How can you tell if someone's baba less?
- Going to throw up.
Just, throw up.
- Throw up!
(cheering and clapping)
(buzzer buzzes for wrong answer)
(booing from team and clapping)
- All right, family.
The first. Tell me how can you tell if someone's baba less?
- The red eyes.
(cheering and clapping)
(loud upbeat music and loud applause)
- Yes, yes, yes.
- Number 5?
(scoreboard chimes)