3,2,1, GO!
(Sound Effects)
(game pauses)
Woah, Woah, Bro! Bro!
What's going on?
Why are we stuck?
Well.. erm..
It's...
Because the game is over!
Yes!
Because I am the winner!
(Kirby mumbling)
Me?
A LIAR?
HOW DARE YOU!
I AM THE KING OF LIES!
AND WOULD NEVER...
Wait...
Shit.
Think the Kirbster is right, Ganondog.
We must be on pause!
Like when you're having a banging party,
And then it stops!
So...
Not a party anymore?
Yeah man!
It sucks!
Well don't worry...
Everything will be fine.
OH MY GOD!
I'M FALLING INTO THE ABYSS!
THIS IS IT!
Chill Broshi just use your flutter-jumps!
I'M ALL OUT OF JUMPS!
Tell the wife...
I died a hero...
But... you're not married.
TELL ANYONE'S WIFE BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO DIE!
(Kirby mumbling...again.)
SILENCE!
ALL OF YOU!
Nothing will happen, because the game is paused!
Remember?
No one is getting hurt!
(Game Unpaused)
(Yoshi screaming and Kirby getting hurt)
Ahh!
(sounds of pain and suffering)
Oh, whoops.
Was someone hurt?
I'm on fire bro!
And not in the good way!
OH GOD!
(Kirby mumbling, YET again.)
I saw the endless void...
And for one moment in infinity...
I ceased to exist...
Oh, cease your insistent, petulant whining.
"Oh no! someone hit me!"
"Oh no! I died!"
"Oh no! i'm on fire!"
BOO FUCKING HOO!
Besides,
It's only a game!
Huh?
(Ganondorf screaming)
OH MY GOD!
I'M FALLING INTO THE ABYSS!
THIS IS IT!
(Yoshi Screaming)