Hi, a Japanese watchmaking company called Tokyo Flash
offered me a free designer watch in exchange for me to make a review video about them.
But my channel is not about reviewing products.
- Inner voice: But they'll give me a free watch.
Well, I guess I'll just ignore them.
S***
- I've already ordered and received the watch
But why should I give them free exposure?
- S***, they gave me a free watch.
= Inner voice 2: Well, I can just take the watch and ignore them.
- But I'm not a thief...
= ...yet
- But people want to see me get hurt.
- I can't get hurt reviewing a stupid watch.
- Dammit conscience, why did I fall for a free watch?
= I think you should just take care of the guy.
- What guy? There is no guy.
= Just kill him already.
- Oh, you're just talking about the mosquito.
*SLAP*
- It was a she.
- At least I wish it was a Rolex, so I could save it and retired.
- Why? Why? Why? Why?
Fine! Here's the watch. Look at it! Look at it!
- *crying* I sold myself for an inexpensive watch.
= Score!
So I ordered this watch from Tokyo Flash.
Apparently Tokyo Flash makes watches with innovative designs
and every watch tells time in a different innovative and interesting way.
The first thing I noticed after opening the box was that,
this wasn't the watch I ordered.
I ordered this watch, but instead they sent me this one
which looks good, but it's not what I ordered
It's a free watch, so I can't really complain...
...much.
This watch has no buttons, but it basically has a touchscreen
that divides the screen into four buttons.
In my opinion, the quality is very good, and it looks very professional...
...it's not what I ordered
There is only one problem with this watch. It's really nothing.
The problem is that you can't tell time with it. There is only one arm on the display
that shows the hour, and the arm itself is actually a text that shows the number for the minutes.
The font is very thin and it's very hard to read, and the blue backlight actually makes it harder to read.
Maybe I could read time easier with the other watch I ordered.
In my opinion, the display looks quite empty. It looks like you're wearing a watch with a dead battery...
...unlike the other one I ordered.
Very good quality watch, though. Although you can't really tell time with it, but that's secondary.
Oh, I have a scar on my wrist. It reminds me of that fateful day.
I was cutting a piece of laminate with the carpet knife like every other idiot
and I stab myself and pierce my wrist about an inch deep
*BLEEP*
It took a while for it to fix itself. The human body is amazing
After I cut my wrist, the bleeding wouldn't stop.
The first thing I did was to make sure that I didn't cut any strings,
then I put pressure on the wound for 15 minutes, and the bleeding pretty much stopped.
But then as soon as I bend my wrist it started bleeding all over again. It was a mess.
Oh yeah, the watch.
Let's send it through a series of tests and see how well it withstands the environments.
Starting with drop test
oops oops
*repeated dropping and oops*
Well, it's still working and not broken.
Let's see how it can handle the humidity.
Oops
Well, it still works fine.
You can probably remember my ESD gun that can generate 25 kV.
*zapping noises*
Now I wonder if this watch can actually handle 25 kV
SH**! F***!
Oh, no reset.
Let's see if it can take the heat.
*flaring*
OW! SH**!
Wait for the hot things to cool down before touching them.
Amazingly...
...it's still working and not broken.
Here, I opened it up for you. This is the back cover and the buzzer,
this is the battery holder, this is the electronics and the LCD,
this, I believe, is the touchscreen glass,
this just holds everything together, and that's the body of the watch.
Well, I can say it's a very high quality and well built watch. Check them out.
I'm sure you will find something you like, and maybe you can even tell time with it.
And if you order you might just receive what you ordered.
I didn't.
oops oops