Back In the old days!
Oooh I made a few videos!
There was a guy named Jack.
He didn't do very much.
He was always hanging around though.
This is a weird one
Yes, there are lots of weird videos here but today...
We are stepping it up, The Pyro Mini
Hands free, Wireless fireball shooter
What is this? Call of Duty right now?
Black Ops, Modern Warfare
Is that what we are doing here?
Lets crack this baby open.
Wireless fireball shooter
Just when you think you've seen it all
Allright
Disclaimer, warning you're about to die, put this down right now
Persons under 18 years of age should not use this product. Whoa!
It is inherently dangerous, it must be used only with the greatest of care
Upon taking title to such product, by resumes all risk of loss, damage injury or DEATH
Here it is..
*sniffing* Woaah, funny smell to it
Off, H and R setting. Ok, a button, micro usb port
This..
You know normally when I am looking through a box I am pretty aware of what I am looking at
Little power brick/micro usb
*laughing* Its always a good sign
This thing is a lot more complicated than I expected. It's like this little...
I should probably be more careful with this stuff to be quite honest
Especially after I signed away my life with that disclaimer
MAY RESULT IN DEATH!
Its like those pharmaceutical commercials, you know
Don't you wanna improve your life, don't you wanna have an amazing life, don't you wanna be like these people...
Look they are all smiling, look the sun is out it never rains here, don't you want that? Buy...
Proacsisill
Quick disclaimer you'll be dead in 3 days
Don't you wanna blast Jack with the flames?
From over here? It's like yeah I do!
Was there a user manual or they just want me to watch the video?
There is no user manual, I'm going to need to...
Ok so I got everything laid out on the table here and I think I believe I watched a couple of videos
I think i know what to do.
We are giving uhhh... 3rd degree burns to tough guy over here. Lets give Ryan a cameo real quick
Bro, get out of here man, this is a professional show
Apperantly this stuff, cotton is what creates...
the fireball
So you pull off a little piece and the bigger the piece is the bigger the fireball, but you got to get it in there
So it goes into this channel here.
Now I am gonna load up both barrels, cause I am a double barrel kind of guy
We grab this little piece of paper, give it a little roll
HANDS UP!!
Hey you are getting to close to that door right now
Alright, you are in this to win this
I'm giving so many people bad ideas right now, seriously though. Let's not.. Be safe
Ryan you are way too far away now, there is no way I can hit you from here.
We are on H, OOOHH!!
We are gonna see it well here
He's got a shirt on. Is that what you just said. You just said he has a shirt on. Of course he has a shirt on
What do I do? Hit the button?
Are you ready? Are you ready? He is protecting his balls, he is protecting his balls right now
Are you ready? Are you ready?
Right now?
*whispering* That was real fire
Yesss!!