- Hello everyone.
My name is Noah Grossman.
And today we have a very special spooky episode.
We are currently 30 feet below the Smosh office,
in the very appropriately named "Smosh spooky room".
Today, we are going to be peering past the spiritual veil,
doing a little bit of the occult,
trying to see if we can contact the paranormal,
the spirit world.
I've got four empty chairs here.
I have no idea who (chuckles) will show up,
if anyone will show up.
All I know, is that I need your help at home.
Close your eyes with me.
Send your energy into this room and say with me,
spirits of the earth who still remain,
please take one of these four empty chairs.
Sit and hang.
(thunder clapping)
- Hey buddy.
- What's going on, pal?
- It worked.
(audience laughing)
I'm now at the table
with four individually,
somehow escalatingly, insane spirits.
Please introduce yourself.
- My name is Babe Ruth,
the best baseball player of all US history.
I was with the Red Sox,
until I got traded to the New York Yankees.
(audience laughing)
714 home runs
and I was inducted into the Hall of Fame in 1936.
I love cigars.
I died of throat cancer.
(audience laughing)
I have no idea how that happened.
(audience laughing)
- Let's meet our second spirit here.
- Oh, hell yeah.
So my name's Landon Cody
and I died while having a heart attack,
mid-nut, while having sex
with Kate Gosselin from Jon & Kate Plus 8.
- Wow.
- [Landon] No, it was at the Chateau Maramont.
It was a good time, man.
Like at that point,
I would say it's Kate plus four and a half...
(audience laughing)
Inches! - Mid-nut!
(audience laughing)
- Let's meet our third spirit.
Hi there.
- Hi, Billy Mays, here.
Legendary pitchman.
You all know who I am.
Made famous by OxiClean, Zorbeez,
What-Odor?, Mighty Grip,
and 50 more products that you all own at home, definitely.
- Honestly, I'm happy that you're Billy Mays
and not a serial killer.
(audience laughing)
- You don't know, I could be both!
(audience laughing)
- That's true. That is true.
And now let's meet our fourth spirit.
- (screeches) Hi!
My name is Bazanka and I'm a 14 year old demon from Hell.
I love Zach Effron, Tiger Bee
and calling my friends on the phone.
- Wow.
- And one more time, your name?
- Bazanka.
- Bazanka!
I think I've got a great table here,
that I think will you know,
give us a lot of knowledge.
Um, let's start with, with you Babe Ruth.
What's the greatest lesson you learned in your life?
- It's gonna land right there.
Watch me pop a dinger right now.
- Oh, (laughs) you're popping a dinger.
- I just popped a dinger.
- She's doing the thing that she, that she's famous for.
- Drinking before every game?
- No, eating a Philly cheesecake
before every game and crushing it.
- Yeah.
- So, it's not all about baseball
and it's not all about food.
It's about being the best
and I'm the best
at playing baseball and eating food.
(audience laughing)
- Landon Cody, uh same question.
- Dude, you're gonna ask yourself at the end of your life,
like did I make a difference?
Right? Like, did I make a kid smile?
- Mm-hm.
- Don't ask yourself that.
Just ask yourself at the end of the day,
"how stinky was my winky?"
You know what I'm saying?
- (screeches) Oh no! What's a winky?
- Yeah, what is a winky?
- Bazanka, you got two on your head (laughs).
(audience laughing)
- (screeches) Oh, pigtails!
- Yeah, (laughs) pigtails, yeah.
- (screeches) A winky is a pigtail
- [Noah] Yeah, pigtails.
Uh, Billy Mays, uh, same question.
- Well, I, I think the greatest lesson that I learned is
that Oxiclean gets stains out of anything!
If you order now,
we'll give you two tubs of Oxiclean
for just $19.99.
Shipping and handling not included.
- Billy, thank you so much.
I, I really respect that even in death,
you still pitch the same exact products.
Bazelka, Bazanka?
- (screeches) Bianca!
- Bazanka! I'm so sorry.
Do you have any lessons, uh in life?
- (screeches) Yeah! (laughs)
Make sure your dad doesn't find a code to your phone.
Who would've thought my passcode, he'd figure it out.
666.
Crazy!
(group laughs)
- You're insane.
(audience laughs)
- (screeches) So are you.
- May I ask what, what was found on your phone?
- (screeches) He found my text messages
to Rudy saying I have a crush on Johnny P!
- Oh no - Texting another guy,
saying you had a crush on another guy?
- (screeches) Rudy's a girl.
- Whoops. Not back in 1940 she wasn't.
(Noah laughs)
That's a boy's name.
(audience laughing)
- Babe, what would you have done differently
in life if given a second chance?
- Rex. I wouldn't have left the Red Sox.
Because the curse of the Bambino has haunted me.
I've got Boston grandmothers just harassing me
with their Red Sox sweatshirts,
saying I ruined their lives.
It's not my fault that the Red Sox didn't win until 2004.
When I left, I went to the Yankees.
(Noah laughs)
So yeah, I would've stayed in Waltham, Massachusetts.
(spirits laughing)
- Hell yeah.
- Want me see we pop a dinger?
- [Bazanka] (screeches) Pop a dinger! Pop a dinger!
- [Landon] Pop a dinger, pop it.
- I just popped it.
- Whoa!
- [Noah] I see it.
Uh, Landon Cody.
- Uh, I would've tried a little bit harder
on my Jersey Shore audition.
- Mm-hm.
- I came in third behind,
I think they went with Pauly D. over me.
I already had a nickname and everything.
- Yeah?
- It was "The Dilemma".
- You were The Dilemma?
- Yeah. 'cause anytime I walk into a club
like, ladies can't decide whether or not
they want to approach me.
- (screeches) That doesn't sound like a dilemma.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, well.
- It sounds like my heaven.
- Yeah?
- I can't stand when women talk to me, it's boring
(spirits laughing)
- Dude. Honestly, I'm glad somebody finally
said it out loud!
- [Bazanka] (screams) No!
- That was needed.
Yeah, 1940 (laughs) and 2004 are very similar.
(audience laughing)
- Yeah man.
- Billy Mays.
- Well, I thought about this a lot
and I would've probably strangled Vince Offer
when I had the chance.
- (Bazanka laughs)
- That (bleep) tried to move in on my (bleep).
Pitching is my thing, Vince.
Sham-Wow ain't (bleep), Slap Chop ain't (bleep).
Oh, are those the only two things that you're known for?
Loser!
(laughs)
- I love this side of you, Bill.
That's awesome.
- Thank you, man.
- You're an animal dude, I like you.
- Thank you.
- You don't own a Slap Chop by any chance, do you?
- Dude, nope! I use Oxiclean, Zorbeez
and what was the other thing you said?
- Uh, Mighty Grip?
- I use, I use Mighty Grip.
- Yeah. I like that. - All right!
- [Landon] I bet you do too.
- I use a mighty grip on my bat.
Want me see me pop a dinger?
- (screeches) Pop a dinger! Pop a dinger!
- Pop a dinger! Pop a dinger!
- I just popped it.
- (screams) - Ohhhh.
- [Noah] Based on the smell in the room,
I think "pop a dinger" means (bleep) your pants.
(audience laughing)
- You don't know me.
- Bazanka?
- (screeches) Bazanka.
- [Noah] One of these times you're gonna kill me for this.
I'm not sure if you're alive or dead,
but just what would you have done differently?
- (screeches) I wish I spent more time with my dad,
because my dad and I, we had a really close relationship
and then left Hell to join Earth
and give a bunch of little girls eating disorders.
(audience laughing)
- Wow.
- (screeches) I'm a little girl.
I understand how hard it is.
- (laughs) Wow!
Nobody can escape, even in Hell.
Society just has some (bleep) up standards.
Yeah.
I think we need a little bit more of you on earth, Bazanka.
I think you could really make some change.
- Hell yeah.
- (screeches) Why thank you, I'm growing up fast.
- [Noah] (laughs) Babe, I wanna come back to you.
- Oh, my God!
That looks delicious.
- You want some?
- Okay.
- Take a nibble, Babe.
- Two spirits have now just traded spirit candy.
- I thought it would taste like sausage.
(spirits laughing)
- (screeches) You thought my lollipop
would taste like a sausage?
- I was hoping.
- (laughs) Babe, I've got a question for you.
Where on earth do you like to haunt?
You know like location, maybe it's a specific person,
but what do you do?
- I sit behind the green monster
and I watch all the players who are bad.
'cause I'm the best.
I also very much enjoy going to the MoMA, in New York City.
I like to look at starry night.
And then I snatch Sbarro pizza
out a random tourist's mouth.
- (screeches) They must be so disappointed (laughs).
- Yeah, I walk with the rats in New York City (laughs).
- Hey, that's a loyal New Yorker right there.
- That's right.
- Hit a dinger!
- Want me see me pop a dinger?
- Pop a dinger! - Pop a dinger, pop a dinger!
- Landon Cody.
- Ooh, so you know
what the hottest show on television is, right?
American Idol?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, dude.
So, I always wanted to audition for that.
- Do you have a good voice?
- Yeah. And what I do is I, I stand in the rafters
and I go,
♪ Well, I want you to kiss me in the lips ♪
- (screeches) In the lips?
- [Landon] Yeah, man!
- (screeches) That makes me feel funny!
- And here's the thing.
- Like, I stand above the rafters
and Paula Abdul goes,
"what was that, you guys hear that?"
That's the closest time I'm gonna get to American idol, man.
- What is it like to be kissed?
- Billy Mays.
Where do you like to haunt?
- That's really easy.
The Philippines!
(group laughs)
I'm not gonna elaborate on that.
- Thank you, Billy.
- But I would love to haunt the Philippines.
- Enough said, man.
- Bazanka, I know that you're not necessarily from Earth,
but when you are here, where do you like to haunt?
- (screeches) I like to go to the Target dressing room,
and try on dresses and halter tops.
And sometimes I go to Brandy Melville
and I put on their clothes.
And I realize I'm just not a Brandy Melville kind of girl.
- (laughs) I do have one final question.
- Shoot.
- And this is something that maybe I can do for you.
Is there any message that you'd like to leave here
on Earth before you go,
that you'd like me to carry on,
or you'd like people to hear at home.
- Yeah. I got a message for Gracie Wilcott,
in Waltham, Massachusetts.
Please pray to your grandmother
and tell her to leave me the (bleep) alone.
I'm gonna see me pop a dinger.
- [Bazanka] (screeches) Pop a dinger, pop a dinger,
pop a dinger!
- Popped. - Ah, it never gets old.
- Poppet it.
- (laughs) I don't know how
you're fitting so many dingers in those pants.
Landon Cody.
- Yeah.
- Is there a message that you'd like to relay to earth?
- Go back in time to tell me
to go see the premiere of iRobot.
Because I was supposed to go with my friends
and I had too bad of a hangover, so.
- That's a great movie.
- [Landon] Isn't it?
(spirits laughing)
- Are these movies in color?
- Yeah.
- [Bazanka] (screeches) Yeah, duh!
How else would you watch the Disney Channel?
- I don't even know what that is.
- Speaking of movies in color,
um, did you ever have a thing with Judy Garland?
- No, she said "hi" to me on the street,
and I said bug off, bitch.
(audience laughing)
- Wow.
- Amazing.
- You're a legend, Babe Ruth.
- (screeches) I love when you're mean to women, It's so fun.
- [Babe] I just don't know the point of them.
It's boring.
- Do you know about anything
about reproduction or happiness?
- All I know is women are in the stands
and they're screaming for me, 'cause I'm the best.
- Thank you so much.
And thank you Landon Cody.
- Want me see me pop a dinger?
- Pop a dinger, do it.
- Popped!
- Uh, Billy, uh (laughs),
the message that you would like to relay to earth?
- Sure. Of course, a message?
- Mm-hm.
- To the earth?
- To the earth, everyone.
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- (laughs) I'm not sure where you're gonna send the money,
uh, but send it to Heaven, I think.
- Give it to one of them, the the megachurches.
- [Noah] Yes.
- Yeah, the money will get up to heaven.
- It always does.
- Yeah.
- That's why they have the jets, so that they can-
- Yup!
- Um Bazanka, Bizalka?
(Bazanka screeches)
(dramatic music)
- Bazanka, I'm sorry.
It's, it's, it's the first time I've learned demon.
I'm so sorry.
What message would you like to give to the people of Earth?
- (screeches) Will you tell Skylar Vallecano,
I think he's cute.
And will you tell Jeffrey Puzin
that I like the way he smiles?
And then will you tell Max Dealer
that I'm learning how to kiss without my fangs.
- Wow.
- [Landon] Wow.
- [Noah] Are these all-
- [Babe] Oh God.
- Oh God. - Oh.
- Oh God, oh God!
- Hehehehehehe, yeah!
- Oh, my God. That was very cute.
(Noah laughs)
- [Bazanka] (screeches) Yay, Babe likes me!
- Just you.
- Thank you so much for being here spirits.
I know it takes a lot of energy, so I'll send you off.
If there are any spirits that you would like to see
come to Smosh's spook room (laughs), make a connection,
let us know in the comments.
We'll try our best to contact them
and hope that they arrive.
And Babe, I think we know what you gotta do.
- Watch me pop this dinger.
- [Spirits] Pop that dinger! Pop that dinger!
- Pop!
- [Spirits] Woahhhh!
- [Noah] Thank you so much for watching.
If you'd like to watch another video,
you can click the one right here on your screen.
Make sure to comment, subscribe like the video, whatever.
It's the end of it.
Goodbye.
- [Babe] I'm exhausted.
- [Noah] Thanks Babe.
- [Babe] Welcome, babe.
- [Noah] It's weird to say, babe. That's weird.
- [Babe] Is it?
- [Noah] You know, maybe it fits (laughs).
- [Babe] Uh-
- [Man] And cut. Job done!