- (Interviewer) What drugs have you done?
- Everything,
except for heroin,
except for crack,
and I guess that's not everything, right?
(ukulele music)
- (Interviewer) What drugs have you done?
Shit!
- (Interviewer) What drugs have you done?
- I'm sorry?
- Drugs?
- What's considered a drug?
- Prescribed?
- (Interviewer) Illegal.
- You want a list?
- (Interviewer) If you're comfortable.
- I'm not gonna incriminate myself on the internet.
I know better than that.
- I can't tell you!
- Um, I'm not talking about it.
- I have done illegal things,
but I haven't done any illegal drugs.
I know I'm lame.
- I'm pretty boring.
- I'm afraid of losing control.
- (Interviewer) What drugs have you done?
(laugh)
- Uh, it's easier to tell you what I haven't done.
I haven't done Ayahuasca.
I've only done meth a couple times accidentally.
- I've done this really crazy one.
Not many people have heard of it.
It's called Claritin.
- I don't think epidural counts.
- (Interviewer) What drugs have you done?
- Alcohol.
- (Interviewer) Ever?
- That's it.
- Alcohol only.
- Alcohol.
- I guess alcohol's considered a drug.
- Alcohol, which isn't a drug, but then marijuana.
- I've done marijuana.
Done it?
I dunno, smoked it?
(laugh)
- Just marijuana.
- Marijuana.
- Just weed.
- Weed.
- I've smoked weed, like, a couple times.
- I am a regular weed smoker.
- I smoke weed everyday.
- (Interviewer) You're high right now?
- Mmm. A little bit, a little bit.
- (Interviewer) No, I can tell.
- Thanks.
- I'm a little stoned.
- (Interviewer) Are you high right now?
- Oh, yeah, always.
(giggles)
Yeah.
(giggles)
- (Interviewer) What drugs have you done?
- Edibles, just weed.
- I've misgaged the strength of edibles before.
- I ate maybe, like, three or four of them.
Big mistake.
- I completely forgot that it was an edible.
- (Interviewer) And what happened?
- All the sudden, I couldn't stop smiling
and my heart started beating super fast.
- The room is spinning
and I'm convinced I'm gonna die.
- I was throwing up all night.
- I was just in my head
and so that's when I realized that
this isn't quite for me.
- I mean, I was on Cloud 9.
We were both laughing so much.
- I forgot where I was and I was two blocks from my house.
- I was high for, like, two days.
- (Interviewer) What drugs have you done?
- Maybe like a mushroom.
Just like, one mushroom.
- Lots of mushrooms.
- I've done mushrooms.
- Shrooms is fun.
- Mushrooms, I fuck with hard.
- I take shrooms every few months to, kind of,
recenter and reground.
- I'm a writer
and that shit just have me writing, writing, writing,
but then I don't remember where I put it.
- And I put on weird clown makeup.
- I was having vertigo.
- I though I peed my pants.
- I remember being like, what's going on?
Why's everyone looking at me weird?
And it was because urine was trickling down my leg.
- I remember having to poop really bad,
but they were like no, no, no, no.
It's just acid poops.
It's fine.
- (Interviewer) What's the trippiest experience you've had--
- Oh, DMT.
I was in the womb.
I felt someone that didn't want me there
and then it turned bad into a face
that started twisting in on itself.
I just, like, counted to 10 until I was back.
- (Interviewer) Would you do it again?
- Oh yeah.
- I have taken Ecstasy.
- Molly, Ecstasy.
- Ecstasy and Molly.
- I had a going away party.
We were on Molly and we were just dancing all night.
- I threw up everywhere
and then I ran outside into the snow
to profess my love, naked.
- My friend was washing clean dishes and
we couldn't stop laughing and I couldn't stop clapping.
You know, it was like--
(clapping hands)
Yeah, yeah!
- You know what Molly is?
- (Person Off-Stage) No.
- Good.
- (Interviewer) Who were you just talking to?
- My daughter.
- (Interviewer) You look like you've done a lot.
- I have not!
- Me?
I'm too young.
(laughter)
- I'm super clean.
(snicker)
- The only drug that I tried once was cocaine.
- Cocaine.
- I try to stay away from blow.
It's too crazy for me.
- I've done cocaine once.
- Ketamine.
That was a fun one.
- (Interviewer) Horse tranquilizer?
- Yeah!
Why not?
It was beautiful.
- Salvia was kinda crazy.
I was like, 16, in a car
and the car swallowed me up, pretty much.
- I smoked Altoids once.
The sour ones.
- (Interviewer) What'd that do for you?
- It gave me a headache.
- (Interviewer) What drugs have you done?
- Pfft.
I've done Molly.
I've done cocaine.
I've done mushrooms.
I've done poppers.
End of list I'm comfortable sharing.
- I took maybe more than you are supposed to
of the Oxy you get and maybe,
not at a time when I needed em.
- (Interviewer) Why'd you take them?
- Why does anyone take drugs?
To escape emotionally.
- It helps me relax.
- Sometimes it makes me laugh.
- (Interviewer) What drugs have you done?
- Ecstasy.
Adderall.
- I thought I was gonna die multiple times on Adderall
so I got on my knees and I started praying.
I'm not religious.
And I said, if I survive this mistake,
I will dedicate my life to Jesus Christ.
- (Interviewer) And have you?
- No, I didn't even do it for a second.
- I did meth one time.
It was like I opened a whole different part of my brain,
but the coming down off of that drug
was the hardest time in my life.
- Heroin.
Don't ever do that one.
That one's gross.
Or Fentanyl!
Don't do that.
- I've done blow.
I've done Molly.
I've done a form of meth, kind of.
Mushrooms, acid, oxy-cotton, muscle relaxers.
(laugh)
I accidentally smoked heroin one time.
- (Interviewer) Are you happy with how much
you've experimented with drugs?
- Yeah, I would say that I'm happy that I experimented
with psychedelics for myself, personally.
The other stuff, that was kind of just
dumb.