Hey is this yours?
(Holds up iguana)
-I
is this your iguana?
h e l l o
I just found it here
(Don't steal iguanas, that's rude)
Uh it's not mine
so...
He's lost as hell man.
H e l l o
Hey well if you find the owner
Plop
Hey well if you find the owner
just let them know
that I have him
so they don't get worried
ya know
uuuh
Okay, well that's it
bye
And now to introduce you to my new now to intorduce you to my new
puppet
Hey what's goin on gramma
Grandma: just pretend I said something funny about 7 meatballs
(laughing) 7 MEATBALLS??
Classic Grandma move
(As he speaks to his meatball making mommas mom, the puppet gains sentience and coughs as he is not used to human air)
I can't get enough of you grandma
(unrelenting coughing)
I love you
huh
cough
shocked coughing puppet noise
Let me call you back
aah
aaah
aaaah
aaaaah
YOU'RE ALIVE?!
I'll KILL YOU
Throwing noise
Take it easy bro
gahahahaha
What the f* bro
(as soon as he's about to swear he chokes on his own spit)
fight me bit-
Wow, sorry for the scuffle back there
Yeah, I was cranky
Yeah well, tell them why
I didn't shave properly
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Okay, for real though I really am sorry about the dishes
Yeah, we need to talk about that. I think you need therapy.
You know what I really do