They're a metal band here in Brooklyn.
Sal: All right, baby boy. You're at the front door.
You're collecting cover charges.
You got that fanny pack stacked with cashola.
Yep, the unofficial staff badge. You're all set.
How's it going, man? How are you?
Good. Good.
We're collecting for the band tonight.
Uh. $5. All right. Thank you. Thanks.
is there's no cover tonight.
It's a free show.
We are collecting for the band tonight.
Thanks, brother. Thank you. Thank you very much.
Enjoy the show. Thanks very much.
The power of a damn lanyard.
Wow. That's great.
Joe: That fanny pack's getting fat.
Oh. Thanks so much. Enjoy the show, sir.
Every single person is giving him money.
Oh. Cool. Thank you.
Well, that's a lot of money.
I never thought I was gonna say this,
but am I gonna get punished any time soon?
We're punishing you with boredom.
Sal: Yo, this place is jam packed.
You can come on back here.
Murr: Great job, bub. Excellent job.
Joe: There you go. Your shift's over.
We'll take the fanny pack.
the door anymore.
You did good, though. You got a lot of money.
Go back into the club.
You'll know what to do when the time comes.
You might be.
Good luck, Tight Fright.
There he is.
I'll take a beer.
Joe: All right, get a beer. That's fine.
Settle in, buddy. Settle in.
All right. Hey, everybody.
Can I have your attention for one quick minute here,
real quick?
Murr: Here we go!
Tight Fright is gonna come out here in just a few minutes,
but I have a quick announcement that
it's been brought to my attention that somebody
was outside collecting money for the venue here.
There's no cover charge tonight,
so if you find that person, please...
...try to get your money back.
[Bleep] you guys.
[ Crowd booing ]
The money's gone.
You are in the lion's den now!
The place is in an uproar right now.
the fanny pack.
It's in the fanny pack, and the fanny pack is somewhere else.
No, it's cool.
Oh, my God!
Oh, no, I'm cool. I'm gonna watch the show.
hairy in there, buddy.
Don't worry. The bag of money's at the bar.
Yeah, I'm gonna go by the bar.
The thing's over there.
He threw a beer can at him!
Oh, my God. It's only $5!
And let's not devolve into animals.
Oh, here we go.
[ Crowd booing ]
[ Laughter ]
Give people their money back!
Damn you guys. I'm covered in beer.
Count it out! Go through the crowd!
Go through the crowd and hand out quarters.
Guys, I got the money here.
Just put in here.
Here we go.
No one's questioning why the bag has a huge dollar sign on it.
They had $3. $3? Oh! Oh, oh, oh!
[ Shouting ]
people their money back!
You animals!
Oh, my God.
m a?
I gave you the money back!
I'm so sorry about this. -"Big misunderstanding.
I thought I was gonna get away with this."
It was a big misunderstanding.
I didn't think I was gonna get caught.
It's a big misunderstanding.
$4...
you have to do --
Jump up on stage and ask everybody if you're all square.
We're all square?
[ Crowd booing ]
You survived, buddy. You survived.
But you do look like a real ass[bleep]