-And now I thought that I'd share
some of my favorite "add a word, ruin a TV show" responses.
Remember "simmer down now"? -I love it.
-I love it. -Bella, you bitch.
[ Laughter ]
Another catch phrase. -What?
-Cheri, when she was on the porch,
She would yell, "Bella."
Remember? What was her character's name?
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. -This is old-time stuff.
Ask your folks about this.
-Simmer down now. -Simmer down now.
-She was like, "Oh, you best simmer."
[ Light laughter ]
"Simmer down now." And then --
I remember, she goes -- ...wrote those, right?
-Yeah. -She goes, "Oh.
What -- who is this singer?"
And he goes, "Donna Summer?"
She goes, "What her name say in the phonebook?"
And he goes, "Summer Donna?"
[ Laughter ]
Simmer down now.
[ Laughter ]
-Come on.
-She is the best. -It was fun. Come on.
-I love Cheri Oteri.
This first one is from @AtariKari.
-Oh. -That's a cool name.
@AtariKari, she says, "Saved by the Taco Bell."
Oh, there you go. -Oh.
-Every Saturday night, 2:00am. -Yeah.
Chicken Gordita Crunch.
-This one is from @janjette. -Hmm.
-Another cool name.
She says, "Full Outhouse."
Oh, there you go. [ Laughter ]
"Not the hair --" -"Don't go in there.
Cut it out."
-This one's from @WutzzelBuns.
-Mm.
-Higgins, you can't play the game and be on the show.
-Oh, I can't? Oh.
-@WutzzelBuns says "The Mickey Mouse Fight Club."
Oh, there you go. [ Laughter ]
-First -- don't talk about it.
-"First rule of the Mickey --" no.
[ Laughter ] [ Quacking ]
"No, no, Donald. Get over here.
I'll give you the first shot. Go, Donald, go."
-"What's going on there?" -"I don't care."
This one is from @capgraybeard.
-Yeah. @capgraybeard.
-He says, "The A-Hole Team."
[ Laughter ]
-"I love it when a plan comes together."
[ Laughter ]
-This is from @thethirtiesmom.
She says, "This is Us: Unfortunately."
-Aw! [ Laughter ]
-This is it. -You married it.
-Yep. -You married it.
This one is from -- at -- from the Emmys.
-Oh. -From @TheEmmys. The Emmys.
[ Light laughter ]
♪♪ We love the Emmys.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Light laughter ]
[ Chuckles ]
-The Emmys. -Wow.
[ Laughter ]
-@TheEmmys, they say, "Sex and the City Council."
There you go. I hope they're watching.
This one is from @slfriend79.
She says, "Doctor Who Cares."
[ Laughter, audience ohs ]
[ Laughter ]
This one's from @jmast98.
They say, "Little Trap House on the Prairie."
[ Laughter ]
♪♪ Half pint.
Half pint. Half pint. Half pint.
Two cup, half pint. Laura.
Nelly.
[ Scattered applause ]
This one's from @TheLapinator.
-Yeah, Lapinator.
-Not sure what that means.
He says "Tom and Jerry Seinfeld."
-Oh. [ Light laughter ]
I'd watch that.
-Didn't really get a big reaction.
-Eh. -Cutting it from the show.
-What would Tom, what would Jerry -- what would
Tom and Jerry -- [ Laughter ]
-They'll never see -- It will never see air.
They'll never have -- be famous or get recognized.
He'll probably will have an awful day tomorrow at work.
-Oh, man. [ Audience aws ]
'Cause they didn't care for it. -'Cause they didn't care for it.
-They judged him. Yeah.
-They judged him really hard.
[ Light laughter ]
They bullied him. -What's the deal with that?
What's the deal with "Tom and Jerry Seinfeld"?
-Let me do it again. -You think he noticed
something about something? -Let's tape it again.
Everybody gets a second chance. -Right.
[ Laughter ] ♪♪
-This one is from @TheLapinator.
-Oh, yeah. -That's a cool name.
-Love that guy. -That's a cool name.
-Yeah. -I like that name.
I get it. -Yeah.
-Lapinator. -Like the Terminator
but the Lapinator, sure. Loved it.
-Don't have to explain it to me. -Love it.
-I want it. -Yeah.
-I'll buy it from you if you don't want to use it.
-Yeah. I'll give that a dollar.
-Lapinator, he says "Tom and Jerry Seinfeld."
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Didn't see that one coming. -Yeah.
-Good one, Lapinator.
[ Laughter ]
Come on. -Here's the last one.
This from @stpeteyontweety. They say --
[ Laughter ]
"M.A.S.H. Potato." There you go.
-Yeah, come on.
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