Welcome back.
I've said it before.
I'll say it again.
I have the most amazing staff and crew on television.
I could not do the show without them.
I miss them very, very much.
So I made a montage from the many, many years
we've been doing this show.
Please enjoy.
Watch what happens when you hit this button.
[LAUGHTER]
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It's also an ice dispenser.
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Andy [INAUDIBLE] bike desk.
Yeah.
All right careful.
[CROWD GASPS]
Oh, that had to hurt.
[LAUGHS]
Much like your rash has spread all over the place,
their sponsorship is spreading all over the studio.
So I'm proud to unveil the Riff Rash Room.
[CHEERING]
I'm told now we have a censor.
His name is Dave.
Hi, Dave.
You better watch it, DeGeneres.
I want to use my telescope to get a good look at Uranus.
[BEEP]
(SINGING) My lucky stars.
My lucky stars.
Hey, if you're looking for gifts for your sweetheart,
I have plenty of suggestions.
[HARP FLOURISH]
[APPLAUSE]
We've cut that bit.
Oh, [BLEEP] I'll just go back.
Just go back up.
[HARP FLOURISH]
[APPLAUSE]
That is not the view I want from here.
That is--
[LAUGHTER]
Especially at that age, where you're actually--
Ah!
[SHOUTS]
[LAUGHTER]
Finally!
It's not Thanksgiving without some kids at the table.
So next, we have little Pauly right here.
And ooh-- oh, my.
[LAUGHS]
Oh, my God.
One of my cameramen is wearing a mask.
I have to figure out who it is.
Hi Ellen.
Hey, I'm one of your camera guys.
I'm here every day.
Which one am I?
Who is it?
It's me, David.
Oh.
It's Dave.
All right.
Come on.
It's still behind me.
[SCREAMING]
[LAUGHTER]
Our stage manager, Gabe.
[CHEERING]
[SCREAMING]
Oh, also, I got my ladder.
I also have a Starbucks barista.
Uh-huh.
Careful.
I called my executive producer, Kevin.
And I said, what if, in tomorrow's morning meeting,
we get the ceiling to open up and snakes drop on Alison?
[SCREAMING]
[INAUDIBLE]
[SCREAMING]
Sorry, Ellen.
Sorry I'm late.
There's something falling on my face.
I'm sorry?
There's some-- I think there's water coming from--
Oh, my.
I think there's water-- could I--
All right.
Could I change seats?
Yeah.
We don't even have--
Is that possible?
This never happens on The Price is Right.
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(SINGING) [INAUDIBLE]
[AIR HORN]
Ah!
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, my gosh.
We've been telling you about our cameraman, Tim, who was home
recovering from a broken hip.
Yeah.
Look at you.
Feeling good.
I'm feeling good.
Thank you.
Thank you for the flowers and all you did.
Don't push it.
If you're tired, you know--
Take a nap?
Go home, yeah.
That's a camera we rarely use, so it's not--
[LAUGHTER]
Whenever the president is on the show,
there's a Secret Service man, right--
hello, Mr. Secret Service.
Behind him is the not so Secret Service.
Follow me.
Come on.
[CHEERING]
Jeannie?
Here we go.
Jeannie!
[LAUGHTER]
You're going to fill up your water bottle.
You're going to want to aerate it with--
there's no batteries in this.
One second.
(YELLING) I'm out there with Ellen [BLEEP] DeGeneres
[INAUDIBLE] demo project with no batteries.
Works now.
And you can easily keep your tree green
all-- don't interrupt me, woman!
[LAUGHTER]
Oh, I'm ready to be in the studio again.
We are better together.
I love you.
We'll be back.