you've got to hand it to the newspapers
they have barely a few inches of space
to cram in their huge attention grabbing
headlines and not that much time to
think of them either as a result in
spite of the editorial process many
times you get some funny headline
flipping past the writers and editors
I'm Mike with lose 25 and get ready to
laugh because these are 25 most WTF
newspaper headlines 25 army vehicle
disappears an Australian army vehicle
worth seventy four thousand dollars is
gone missing after being painted with
camouflage well that bright idea really
paid off you had one job and it turns
out you did it really well 24 man
accused of killing floor here receives a
new attorney
look I'm no lawyer but I think that I
think he may be guilty
also what lawyers gonna take that case
23 mayor Paris to homeless go home what
and where exactly do you think the
homeless go home to 22 police composite
oh I know that guy he's part of the
infamous sunglass ninja gang
21 Mississippi's literacy program shows
improvement in other news no it doesn't
20 homicide victims rarely talk to
police well I would hope so because if
they did well then that's an entire new
set of problems
19 Utah poison control center reminds
everyone not to take poison and their
job is now done we did it everyone go to
works 18 most earthquake damage is
caused by shaking as opposed to
17 waterford boy 8 save sister's life I
wouldn't do it again she's been a pain
this week well at least we know they're
truly save Winx 16 federal agents raid
gun shop find weapons the real news is
they were looking for a lovely coffee
shop
I'd like to imagine they were all
surprised weapons Oh
fifteen statistics show that teen
pregnancy drops off significantly after
age 25
those darn twenty to twenty five teens
always scurry enough statistics 14 City
unsure why the sewer smells what yours
don't smell like butterflies and
rainbows 13 Alton attorney accidentally
sues himself I do that I need to learn
to stop 12 man eats underwear to peep
breathalyzer okay I have two questions
one why and two did it work okay three
questions where did you learn to do this
11 state prisons to replace easy open
locks seemed like a good start so that's
why we have so many breakouts
damn it Johnson you're fired ten bugs
flying around with wings aren't flying
bugs and I don't believe you
what proof do you have nine chick
accuses some of our male colleagues of
sexism
well this journalist needs to be accused
aid dead body found in cemetery just one
where the others go seven cop makes
arrests in bathroom after smelling crack
phrasing six parents keep kids home to
protest school closure as opposed to
sending them to the closed school that
will teach them or not
because they're not in school they won't
learn five County to pay two hundred and
fifty thousand dollars to advertise lack
of funds yeah hey or you could not this
might explain where those funds have
been going for 17 remain dead in morgue
shooting spree that'll teach those
zombies three advertisers are not
responsible for mistakes make by this
publication they sure are to threat
disrupts plans to meet about threats one
[ __ ] sues grocer cites belittling
marks I wonder if that was a intended
pun on his part so what's the luckiest
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